Introduce humorous jokes to ease embarrassment.

Introduce humorous jokes to ease embarrassment.

1. When the rich man came home, the doorman respectfully opened the door for him, and then shouted at him rudely, "What's the matter, old man, where have you been fooling around again?" Did you go to pick up girls? "

The rich man calmly replied, "No, I bought a hearing aid."

2. Friend: "Did you sell any works in this exhibition?"

Painter: "No, but I am very encouraged because someone stole one!" " "

On a cold winter day, music lovers decided to learn to play some real musical instruments.

He went to a musical instrument store and said to the clerk, "I want to buy a red trumpet and accordion against the wall."

The clerk looked at him strangely and replied, "well, you can buy that fire extinguisher, but you have to keep the heater."

4. Someone is an apple polisher.

One day, four people visited his house and he asked them how they came.

A said, "I came in a sedan chair."

He said, "Awesome!"

B said, "I came by horse." "

He said, "Very chic!"

C said, "I came on foot."

He said, "Don't get excited!"

D really didn't like his flattery, so he said, "I climbed here!" " "

He smiled and gave him a thumbs-up and said, "It's extremely safe!" "

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