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Two ants were walking on the road when they suddenly saw a big pear and guessed the name of this country:

Ant A: Hey, big pear? (Italy)

Ant B: "Shh, pear." (Syria)

Ant A: Oh, big pears. (Australia)

Ant B: "Hey, move." (Spain)

Ant A: "I'll do it!" (Brunei)

Ant B: "Take it home." (Bulgaria)

Ant A couldn't hold on any longer, so he had an idea: "Eat pears." (Kenya)

Ant B took a bite and said, "The pear is not tender." (Lebanon)

Ant A also took a bite and said, "Noodles." (Myanmar)

Ant B took another bite and said, "A pear." (Israeli diving ☆?