The funnier the joke collection, the higher the score.

Computer vendor: Are you satisfied with the product? User: Generally speaking, it's ok, but the cup holder is not strong. Computer manufacturer: shelf? Should the product have no cup holder? User: That's the one that says 52X.

The thief stole a chicken and plucked its hair by the river. When the police passed by, the thief threw the chicken into the river and explained to the police: This chicken is swimming, and I help it look after its clothes.

The patient told the doctor sadly: I drank a bottle of gasoline by mistake yesterday! Doctor: Oh, that's all right. Remember not to smoke these days.

Men are like waiters. Besides installing an operating system loyal to his wife, he should also install a lot of software to serve his wife!

The husband bought a few catties of cheap lotus root, thinking that he could show it off to his wife. Unexpectedly, his wife swore: idiot! Why not buy other dishes? This lotus root has at least half a catty of holes! Still say it's cheap?

A sign was put up at the newly built highway intersection, which read: You can arrive half an hour earlier by taking the new road, and those who can't read deserve to take the old road.

Mother disinfected the towel with boiling water, ran to the pot and asked, Mom, what's in it? Mom: This is a towel. After a little hesitation, he said, it turns out that towels can also make soup!

Do you know that?/You know what? I really want to take you out to experience the charm of KTV! Do you know what KTV is? Then k stands for you, t stands for you, and finally I'll make a V gesture!

I saw you the other day. You are very uncomfortable sitting in the sun. I asked you what you were doing, and you smiled mysteriously: keep your voice down, and no one will call me an idiot when I get tanned!