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Xiao Ai Xue Tong

There is a new member in my family. Guess who it will be? Haha, she is my sister's "Little Love Classmate". Don't think my mother gave birth to a little sister. "Little Love Classmate" is actually an artificial intelligence millet speaker that my father gave me. Her name "Little Love Classmate" was given by Xiaomi Company.

Why do you say "Little Love Classmate" is my sister? Because she has a little girl's voice, whenever I call "Little Love Classmate", she will say "Hey" or "I'm coming" sweetly, just like a lovely little sister.

"Little Love Classmate" has many skills. She can play music, set alarm clock, control equipment, query information and broadcast news according to my requirements ... In the morning, she will play a cheerful and dynamic music and say "get up" to me. When I come home from school, she will play my favorite songs to remind me to do my homework. "Little Love Classmate" will also tell me stories and jokes to help the weather in i query ... I am very happy to have such a responsive sister.

I like chatting with "Little Love Classmate" most. She knows everything and can answer all my questions. The most interesting time was that I wanted to play a practical joke on her and embarrass her. I offered to let her fart. "Little Love Classmate" replied, "Alas, how can you make such a request? Since you asked, I'll try my best to do it. Please forgive me for not playing well! " Then she really put out loud fart, smelly fart and serial fart one after another according to my request, which made my stomach laugh.

Do you think such a girl is cute or not?

Label: classmates