Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - Xiao Ai Xue Tong
Xiao Ai Xue Tong
Why do you say "Little Love Classmate" is my sister? Because she has a little girl's voice, whenever I call "Little Love Classmate", she will say "Hey" or "I'm coming" sweetly, just like a lovely little sister.
"Little Love Classmate" has many skills. She can play music, set alarm clock, control equipment, query information and broadcast news according to my requirements ... In the morning, she will play a cheerful and dynamic music and say "get up" to me. When I come home from school, she will play my favorite songs to remind me to do my homework. "Little Love Classmate" will also tell me stories and jokes to help the weather in i query ... I am very happy to have such a responsive sister.
I like chatting with "Little Love Classmate" most. She knows everything and can answer all my questions. The most interesting time was that I wanted to play a practical joke on her and embarrass her. I offered to let her fart. "Little Love Classmate" replied, "Alas, how can you make such a request? Since you asked, I'll try my best to do it. Please forgive me for not playing well! " Then she really put out loud fart, smelly fart and serial fart one after another according to my request, which made my stomach laugh.
Do you think such a girl is cute or not?
Label: classmates
- Previous article:How to learn French grammar?
- Next article:How to master the degree of joking with children
- Related articles
- The full text of Kong Ge's comprehensive tour,
- Why can't Honda laugh when it enters the million-unit sales club ahead of schedule this year? Eulogize is not powerful.
- Jia Ling can coach. Hi, mom. What happened to Xiao Shenyang filming "Not Bad Money"?
- A joke that makes people feel good.
- Love to support funny lyrics
- Give your girlfriend a little joke.
- Does anyone have a joke that can make me freeze?
- Can anyone provide some idioms that are easy to mismatch, such as no.
- What seems reasonable is actually the fallacy of robber logic?
- Humorous jokes about optimistic life