Ask for the funniest movie lines from 2000 to 2009 (preferably with titles)

Fan Wei: Do you think we should speak Chinese or English? Ge You: You decide which goes well. Fan Wei: Then speak your mother tongue. Nice to meet you ... (2) Ge You: Aren't you making trouble? I advertised for marriage. Feng: Your advertisement didn't say that men are not allowed to talk. Ge You: Isn't that nonsense? I am not gay. Are you ... Feng: I am. How do you know you are not? I thought I wasn't, but later I realized I was afraid to face it. (3) Ge You: Do you want to insert the door backwards? How to get to your house? Luo Haiqiong (Miao girl): First, fly to Kunming, then take a long-distance bus to Mengzi for one day, then take a bus to Pingbian, and then take a tractor for one day, and then a bullock cart will arrive at our home for one day. Ge You: If we are not good, can we get a divorce? Luo Haiqiong: My brother will break your leg. (4) Ge You: Like a sick seedling, aren't you worried about the quality of marriage? At your age, let me get this straight. It's like a wolf. Che Xiao: Do you think the foundation of love is sex? No. Why? You can still grow old together, of course, I mean not at all, but not too often. Ge You: How long do you think it is infrequent? Che Xiao: (holds out a finger) Ge You: Once a month? Che Xiao: My dream, once a year. (5) Biday Sulan: Didn't you say that you don't care whether the child is biological or not? Ge You: I agree with orphans. Both parents are another matter. It is not appropriate to stick the Mercedes logo on the front of BMW. Something went wrong, Mercedes-Benz parts didn't match, and BMW didn't care to repair them. What should I do? "Ge You: In this matter of getting married and having children, I'd better be self-reliant and not accept foreign aid! Ge You: Why am I so unlucky? Anyone who looks pleasing to the eye is either selling the cemetery or chilling, or has ulterior motives. Why is it so difficult to find this girl without a history of mental illness? (7) Ge You: What happened to finding the immortal? What's wrong with genetically modifying our old Qin family? Do you still have to find an ugly person who wants to escape from prison every day? Ge You: I don't like you. You are a fairy. It is said that beauty is in the eye of the lover, but you are in the eye of the enemy. (9) The bear played by Ge You goes to find Shu Qi lying on the grass. Ge You: You are so beautiful. It's a pity to eat it. Why don't you keep it for a bear? (10) Ge You repented for 4 hours, and the priest couldn't stand it. Father: Our church is too small for his big sin. There is a bigger church in front of it. Of course, there is Xiaogang Feng's monologue: 2 1 what is the most expensive and harmonious in the century! The landlord has no surplus grain. I won't tell you if you kill me! A marriage without love is unhappy, and a marriage without a house is even more unhappy. Ah, I see it again. This is the power of love! The night gave me black eyes, but I greeted the light with my nostrils. -Viagra, do you want to throw up? -Yes, but I can't bear it. Thirteen, Louis's, 8000 yuan a bottle, I can't bear to throw up. When I was young, I had a wicked heart, but I didn't have the guts to be a thief. When you are old, you have a thief's heart and no thief's guts. These are two feelings. When I sleep at night, I touch your hand, just like touching my own. I don't feel anything, but sawing your hand hurts as much as sawing mine. You girls are my relatives, she is my lover, both sides are equally heavy, and no one can replace anyone. Do you know what a successful person is? Successful people only buy the most expensive things, not the best, so our slogan in real estate is: don't want the best, want the most expensive. Be kind. Sleeping in the same bed for more than 20 years does have some aesthetic fatigue. (Sichuan intonation): Organized and undisciplined. 2 1 what is the most lacking in the century? Talent! I want to turn my heart to the moon, but the moon shines on the ditch. Uncle Li is very angry and the consequences are very serious. I hate you robbers, you have no technical content at all! " Big shot ":what is a master, just eight words, maverick, grandstanding! Anyone who wants to make money from e-commerce is a fool, and the website has to take money, and it is reluctant to let the children be caught. Hire a few swearing gunmen at a high salary, and then find a few cultural celebrities as targets. Whoever shoots will be destroyed! What does the website rely on? Look at the click rate, the click rate goes up, and the next home will follow. How much money you throw in, plus 10 (children) and sell it directly to the next home. I also tell you that some people talk about buying and cashing in immediately, and you can't even talk about giving you stocks. If you are interested in investing 8 million to10 million, I dare not say that you can earn 100 million a year. I said dollars! You must choose the best prime location, hire French designers and build the most upscale apartments. The elevator enters the house directly, and the minimum apartment size is 400 square meters. What broadband, optical cable, satellite, can be connected to him, the garden (son) on the roof, there is a swimming pool in the building, and there is an English housekeeper at the door, wearing a wig, like a special gentleman. When the host comes in, he must tell people: Sir, can I help you, whatever it is (son)? An authentic English cockney accent is twice as respectable! Building an aristocratic school in the community with Harvard textbooks will cost tens of thousands of dollars a year. Building another American clinic, waiting 24 hours, is only one word (child) expensive, and it costs 18 thousand to see a cold. Your neighbors are either driving a BMW or a Mercedes. If you drive a cat's paw and a life car, you are not ashamed to say hello to others! How much do you think an apartment like this costs per square meter? I think it will cost two thousand dollars anyway. ) two thousand dollars? This is the cost, starting at $4,000. Not too expensive, and there is no discount! You have to study the shopping psychology of the owners. Owners who are willing to pay $2,000 for a house don't care about paying $2,000 more. What is a successful person? Successful people only buy expensive ones, not the best ones. Therefore, our slogan for real estate is: not the best, but the most expensive! Sunny day: Joke, what am I waiting for? Do you still want someone to hit me? Are you going to puncture my bicycle tire? Can't you assassinate me? Be there or be square: Do you think undressing is shameless enough? Everyone should be able to split upside down, how high a person can be easily lifted with one leg! China people are used to putting their first names in the back and their surnames in the front to show their respect for their ancestors, while Americans, on the other hand, are used to putting their first names in front of their surnames to show their respect for themselves. Is it XXX? It's XXX, and you're still here. The night gave me black eyes and I saw you looking at me. You are as transparent as ice in a glass ... my eyes are dark, and I can only see light in my dreams. Back to that glorious memory, I dreamed of you several times, and you stood in front of me so clearly. When I wake up, my heart ached. Your greatest advantage is that you can be loyal to your family at a critical moment and turn your back when you say it. With a little training, a terrorist organization can be established, which is more than enough. Sigh: when I was young, I had a thief's heart but no thief's courage. Now I have a thief's heart, a thief's courage, and the thief is gone! Endless: Look, this is a typical mania. You are like a good person when you are not sick. It is dangerous for such people to be released into society! Take it off! Can you make it chronic? Now that medicine is so developed, it will definitely become chronic! Mobile phone: Are you in a meeting? That's right. Is it inconvenient to talk? Ah. Then I'll say you listen. All right. I miss you. oh Did you miss me? Ah. You were really bad yesterday. Hello. Give me a kiss. Dare not? Then I will kiss you. Did you hear that? I heard you. A: General, we haven't eaten ice cream for a week, and even Coca-Cola is not in the original packaging! It is said that all the camel cigarettes supplied to us are in Antwerp, and those bad guys in the back wholesale them to Daoye, Belgium. Even our chewing gum is chewed in the mouths of those Italian ji women. Oh, our mouths stink. We can't kiss those Parisians who welcome us! ..... My eyes are dark, and I can only see the light in my dreams. Back to that glorious memory, I dreamed of you several times, and you stood in front of me so clearly. When I wake up, my heart ached. Your greatest advantage is that you can be loyal to your family at a critical moment and turn your back when you say it. With a little training, a terrorist organization can be established, which is more than enough. Does this VCD player have super error correction function? Then I'm sorry. We don't accept advertisements with super error correction function ...! Super error correction is super piracy, and genuine VCD does not need super error correction! ! ! I hate you robbers most, you have no technical content at all! You think striptease is just shameless? Everyone should be able to split upside down, how high a person can be easily lifted with one leg! Be there or be square: Do you think undressing is shameless enough? Everyone should be able to split upside down, how high a person can be easily lifted with one leg! China people are used to putting their first names in the back and their surnames in the front to show their respect for their ancestors, while Americans, on the other hand, are used to putting their first names in front of their surnames to show their respect for themselves. Is it XXX? It's XXX, and you're still here. The night gave me black eyes and I saw you looking at me. You are as transparent as ice in a glass ... my eyes are dark, and I can only see light in my dreams. Back to my glorious memory, I dreamed of you several times, and you stood in front of me so clearly. When I wake up, my heart ached. I fought for the party and the country, I shed blood in North Africa, and I was injured in Utah beach? Or this Ying Da: Commander Yao, where are your troops? Ge You: My armored division is still in Yuhuatai. I was attacked by the SS. My troops suffered heavy losses, leaving five tanks and my chief of staff dead. Ying Da: Liang, from now on, Commander Yao will be yours. Liang Zi: Yes! Ying Da: Commander Yao, we will hold a state funeral for you. I will take care of Nancy and three children. Pull it out! Ge You: I'm bleeding in North Africa! I got hurt swimming in Tahe! I have made meritorious military service for the leaders!

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