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The girl found the matchmaker and said, you lied to me. One of his eyes is fake. Why didn't you tell me before? The matchmaker is not to be outdone. After you first met, I told you that he fell in love with you at first sight. ? Please come with me if you want to know more English jokes.

Only one eye can be sure.

The girl found the middleman and said, "You lied to me! One of his eyes is not real. Why didn't you tell me this before? "

"I have already told you." The fair matchmaker said that when you first met, I told you that he took a fancy to you at first sight.

The girl found the matchmaker and said, you lied to me. One of his eyes is fake. Why didn't you tell me before? The matchmaker is not to be outdone. After you first met, I told you that he fell in love with you at first sight. ?

You can choose. You can choose.

The husband complains that his wife always cooks the same dishes.

One day, the husband came home and asked his wife, "Dear, what shall we eat today?"

The wife said, "You can choose dishes today."

The husband was very happy and asked, "What dishes are there today?"

"Chinese cabbage."

"Where are the others?"

"No."

"Then how to choose?"

"Eat or not!" The wife said.

The husband complains that his wife always cooks the same dishes.

One day, the husband came home and asked his wife, dear, what shall we eat today?

The wife replied:? You can choose today. ? The husband is very happy and asks? What dishes do you have?

? Fried cabbage?

? What else is there?

? It's gone. ?

? So what do you want me to choose?

? Eat or not! ? The wife said solemnly.

Two cockroaches, two cockroaches

Two cockroaches were munching on the garbage in an alley, and one of them began to discuss a new restaurant. "I'm in that new restaurant across the street," said one. "It's so clean! The kitchen is spotless and the floor is shining with white light. There is no dirt anywhere-it is very hygienic and the whole place shines. " "Please," said another cockroach with a frown. "Not while I'm eating!"

Two cockroaches were munching on a garbage dump in an alley. One of them told about his experience in a newly opened restaurant. ? I'm in the new restaurant across the street. It says. ? It's so clean there! There is no stain in the kitchen, and the ground is shining with white light. There is no rubbish anywhere. It's so clean there that the whole place is glowing. ? Please don't say this while I'm eating, okay? Another cockroach said crossly.

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