Great joke

What's your annual salary?

B:100000.

A: There were more than 800,000 that month!

Yes, this is the basic salary.

A: Not bad. What do you do?

dreamer ...

2.MM got out of the taxi and left her camera in the back seat.

When the driver saw it, he quickly put his head out of the window.

Shout at MM: "Miss, your camera!"

MM blushed and turned to scold: "You are like a fucking duck!"

Then the taxi left. .....

Then mm chased the car and shouted: master, my camera ~ ~ ~ ~! My camera ~ ~ ~ ~

3. Xiao Wang works in the personnel department on 10 floor, and was transferred to the administration department on the 9th floor a month ago. ......

Today, Xiao Wang called the personnel department to find him: "Is Xiao Wang there?"

The colleague who answered the phone said, "Xiao Wang is no longer in the personnel."

Xiao Wang: "Ah! ? When did this happen? I don't know. I haven't had time to send it to him yet? "

"It doesn't matter, you can look for him below."

4. A mental hospital heard that the leader would come to the hospital to inspect the situation, and the dean called the patients in the hospital for a meeting at the meeting.

The dean said: "This afternoon, there are very important leaders coming to visit, and everyone should go to the door to meet them. Zaihuan

When greeting, all the patients stood on both sides of the hospital gate, standing neatly. As soon as I cough, everyone plays drums together.

Palm, the warmer the better; When I stamp my foot, I must stop completely. I can't make mistakes. If everyone is ready,

We can give you meat buns tonight. As long as one person screws up, everyone has no buns to eat. Remember.

have you finished? "The patients in the audience shouted together:" Remember! "

This afternoon, the leader arrived on time. When he stepped into the gate, the popular patient was already standing at the door.

At that time, with the cough of the hospital dean, all the patients applauded together, and the atmosphere was very warm. Visiting leaders

Infected by the warm atmosphere and with a smile on his face, he applauded and walked into the hospital with everyone. See the leader has entered the doctor.

When the hospital director stamped his foot, all the applause stopped and it was neat. Only this leader is still playing drums with a smile.

The dean felt very satisfied when he walked forward. Suddenly, a disease as strong as Schwarzenegger emerged from the welcome crowd.

Man, strode to the leader, swung round and gave him a big slap in the face, and shouted angrily, "You don't want it?"

Have you ever eaten steamed stuffed bun? ! !

Honey, remember to adopt ~ ~ ~