My uncle's gambling jokes.

Said I was going to the suburbs on Sunday,

I met two slugs and crickets. They were bragging.

The Guo said, "I ate a gorgeous tiger in Nanshan."

The cricket said, "Hey! ~ I swallowed half a screaming donkey in Beishan. "

The Guo said, "I rolled tendrils and pulled up that 10 thousand-year-old pine tree."

Cricket said, "I kicked my leg. I reached a high mountain and became a flat ground."

The Guo said, "I take care of all the birds and animals."

The cricket said, "I don't care." I make rules for those who fly in the sky, run on the ground, swim in the water and jump in the grass pit. "

It's these two guys who are talking big,

From the village, quack, bang, bang,

A big cock with a reed flower flew in.

When I swallowed the slug in one gulp,

At the sight of the air,

Scold the rooster with words:

"I said the rooster? You shouldn't, Nanshan ate my hungry uncle,

Beishan ate my aunt.

You spin four taels of cotton,

Grandpa Kun is not easy to mess with,

Today, you made a mistake in our hands.

The two of us,

There must be a hierarchy. "

That's all,

He kicks, touches his teeth, rolls his tendrils,

Jump forward-feed the chickens, too