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What are some funny joke sentences?
1, meeting you by chance is my organization; I love you unconsciously, not intentionally; I really love you; I am willing to treat you wholeheartedly; But having you for a lifetime is what I want most!
2, don't worry about eating, just bow your head; Don't worry about your job, I've taken care of it for you; You don't have to worry about marriage, but express your feelings with your eyes; Don't worry about buying a house, someone will repair it at home; Don't worry about talking, you will brag naturally, because you are a big stupid cow!
Xiaoming is constipated when he goes to the toilet. Suddenly, he saw a man rushing in, and suddenly it was stormy. Dude, I really envy you, so soon! Envy what? I haven't had time to take off my pants yet!
4. The young couple quarreled and threw the pillow downstairs.
A beggar happened to pass by, very happy, and then flew off a quilt. The beggar was ecstatic. Touching his tears, he rushed upstairs and shouted, upstairs brother, please throw that woman down!
Xiao Ming: Come and watch, I'm on TV!
Xiao Wang: Why are you crawling around on TV?
Come down, don't step on the TV!
6. Xiaoming: Dad, I got into trouble again today. I made my teacher cry. Dad: What did you do to the teacher?
Xiao Ming said: I played with magnets in class and was found by the teacher and confiscated.
Dad: What's this? Xiao Ming: But as soon as the teacher took it, she sucked it on her big gold bracelet and cried on the spot.
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