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The characters in Huo Ying die the most! !
Reason:
Skunk: What people always see is a calm face, a few words and a mysterious heart. Few people can see through him.
Sasuke: Like a ferret, he looks at things around him coldly, is indifferent to others, and closes his feelings of revenge all his life.
Kimimaro: Time is short, but his eyes can attract a lot of attention, perseverance and loyalty. His flowing white hair is full of chic.
The most mysterious prize: 1 absolutely 2 white tigers (unknown name) and 3 pockets.
Reason:
Sleep: The man who appeared in kakashi gaiden is still a mystery. He knows nothing except that he may have a dual personality and is good at reconnaissance.
White tiger: Xiao Li's only woman, dressed in fashion, has a cold expression, and her original village is unknown. She knows nothing but the code name.
Dou: I endured the figure that appeared after the exam and thought I was just an ordinary person, but I didn't expect to hide it. Up to now, he still can't let people know his real purpose.
Loneliest Award: 1 I love Luo 2 Naruto 3 times.
reason
I love Luo: as a pillar of strength, I was regarded as a monster since I was a child, and I was autistic because of my "betrayal"
He became a shura who only loved himself. He was lonely for several years from 65438 to 00, and was finally changed by Naruto. He became the shadow of the five generations that existed to protect the village. He broke away and became his real self.
Naruto: After his birth, he was used as a container and became the pillar of Kyubi no Youko. No one in the village wants to get close to him. But he never gave up. In order to prove his existence, he did some excessive things to comfort his lonely heart.
After forbearance, it was gradually accepted by everyone and changed many people, such as I love Luo.
He has always insisted on his forbearance and tried to be a fire shadow.
Butyl: a pure supporting role, even a walk-on. Maybe no one noticed him, but Lumaru did.
How lonely he was when he was rejected by others and lost the confidence to play with his friends.
But dad comforted him: you are the gentlest. If one day, someone discovers your merits, then he will be your lifelong friend-this person is Lu Wan. From then on, Ding was no longer lonely. He had a lifelong friend.
Most Evil Award: orochimaru.
Reason:
Some people may ask why it is only given to orochimaru. But I thought for a long time that no one in Huo Ying can be called evil except him.
Evil = evil+evil, there may be many people talking about evil, but if evil+evil, there are not many people. ..
Deidara/Scorpio: They do whatever it takes for their own art. It can be said that it is abnormal art and extreme art, but their original intention is not evil.
Zero/White Tiger/Absolute: There are too many unknown things, but they should not be such evil people.
Focal degree: A senior ninja can only be regarded as a militant person.
Hidan: His thoughts have not reached the level of evil.
Skunk: I can't see evil at all.
Ghost shark: I don't know. My brain doesn't seem to be very smart.
Orochimaru: People who long for immortality in order to acquire all endurance skills are sober-minded, at any cost, but sometimes they get hot-headed and do stupid things (for example, go to ferrets).
The skills he is good at are basically banned, such as the rebirth of the filthy soil. The most abnormal place is that he needs a living person as a medium to sacrifice his own life. He took other people's bodies and locked them up for experiments for his own longevity. All this is beyond the reach of an ordinary person. It is no exaggeration for him that he is crazy, abnormal and inhuman. But he is such an evil man.
As three generations have said, it is unforgivable to fool the dead.
Even if a man like orochimaru goes to hell, he may not be able to repay his evil deeds.
He is so evil, pure and evil that the audience hates him, curses him and spits on him. This is orochimaru.
The most unpopular award: A Fei
From the original funny king to the present behind-the-scenes ambassador, it's really speechless.
A whirlpool face makes many people doubt his identity. He is amazing.
I've been playing tricks to make the audience think of him as a joke.
But he suddenly turned around and became the boss. Is this a big joke that punk played on us?
Worst luck award
Hidan
Originally, I was not afraid of anything. As long as I slowed down, no matter how strong I was, I couldn't beat him.
I happened to meet a deer pill, and my intelligence was super high. The key is to let Luwan know his ability in advance.
Alas, I'm really unlucky. Even if I'm not dead, I've been buried in the ground, probably humbled to death.
Most loyal award:
white
In order not to cut again, Mr. Bai has always kept this sentence in mind since he was a child. All he can think about is never cutting again-the man who used himself, the man who was willing to betray the village with him, and the man who was willing to give his life for him. His loyalty may be a kind of love, but it is a love that others cannot understand.
When Rachel came to stab, he rushed over without hesitation, blocking the powerful CKL current. At that moment, Kakashi was shocked by his behavior, and everyone was shocked by his behavior.
In order to protect the most important people, it is worthwhile to pay everything. Until the moment of death, he will not forget that sentence.
Most respected award:
Three generations of wood fire shadow
He is an old man over 500 years old and a responsible Huo Ying. He is the person who inherits the will of fire, and he is the psychological guarantee for Kimura to live and work in peace and contentment.
Author: Kagai Buxin changed the lease 2007-8-1117: 53 reply to this statement.
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Reply: Huo Ying is the best (giving awards to some roles)
For Konoha, he put on Huo Ying's robe again, and for Konoha, he put on the clothes of shadow, and launched a fierce battle with orochimaru, his proud apprentice who betrayed Konoha.
Known as the God of Ninja, he still can't resist the erosion of time, and he is tired in the face of orochimaru's forbidden art.
However, for konoha, he can't give up. Where there are leaves floating, there is the will to burn with fire. At the last minute, he finally used this technology at the cost of his life.
Scholar, die for bosom friend, shadow, fight for lover. For the villagers of Konoha, for tomorrow of Konoha, he fought to the end.
He is the old man knocked down by temptation. He is the leisurely old man who smokes a pipe all day.
He is also the third generation of Muhuoying who fought for Konoha.
Most genius award:
plum
Maybe Sasuke, Skunk, Ningji and Kakashi are the geniuses in your heart. Indeed, they are either sons of noble families or heroes.
Excellent pedigree and heredity are undeniable.
But isn't Li, who has lagged behind others since childhood, a genius?
Endurance and hallucination may be innate talents, but body art is not.
Even if I don't know anything about ninja, I will become a powerful ninja! Li always believed that one day he would become a powerful ninja. So his goal is JiNing, not Sasuke.
He is the boy who is laughed at as a fool by his classmates, the boy who struggles in the Woods every day, the boy who can't stand surgery but is a ninja, and the boy who is burning with youth. He added a word to the definition of genius with diligence: diligence!
Most considerate award:
Ghost Shark
As a member of Xiao, he is a powerful rebel.
As a ferret, he is an understanding ninja.
Getting wet in the rain is not good for your health-this sentence comes from a person who is regarded as a monster, which is hard to accept.
But it verifies that sentence: I am ugly, but I am gentle.
He and ferrets are the best group. Although everyone is strange, he is the most normal one (except ferrets).
Although the appearance is strange, but the heart is so considerate, it must be more considerate to teammates and lovers.
Hoshigaki Kisame took part in the men waving broadswords, men with gentle hearts and men with amazing CKL.
People who are most afraid of trouble
Shikamaru
I won't hit a woman, but I must not be hit by a woman.
Afraid of trouble, the only principle he adheres to reflects his strength and gentleness.
When Konoha was attacked, he pretended to be in an illusion because he was afraid of trouble. He finally chose to sacrifice himself for his companions: a fool, a woman, a jumping dog ... that sentence is ridiculous, but it is of great significance. ..
Maybe Naruto changed him, maybe his own heart changed, and he chose to sacrifice himself. I was moved by Lumaru at that time.
I tried more than 200 schemes, but they didn't work, so I chose to give up.
Since you can't win, give up and dare to give up. This is not shameful, but shows the maturity of Luwan.
Most afraid of trouble, being the first to become Zhong Ren and captain is even more troublesome. But trouble always finds people who are afraid of trouble.
He put aside his worries when he learned that Asma had been killed. He buried Hidan in the ground for the teacher who played chess with him. He avenged the one he cared about most. He is the boy who likes watching clouds. Today's clouds are particularly blue.
The most unpunctual award:
Kakashi
Today, I lost my way on the road of life again.
What seems to be a joke excuse actually contains his endless pain.
In fact, I have been out for a long time, but every time I pass by here, I can't bear to leave.
His name is engraved here-Uchiha Obito, the companion who gave Kakashi the most precious gift.
He got the most precious gift, but lost the most precious friend.
With this sharingan, he won the title of copy ninja and became a ninja technician of Konoha.
He has three excellent students: Kai, Naruto, Sasuke and Woody Sakura.
But these companions can't make up for the pain in his heart.
He is the man who holds "intimate paradise" every day-Hatake Kakashi.
Freest prize
Jiraiya
Just like the legendary three forbearance, he is a strong man;
As the author of Affectionate Paradise, he is a sex maniac.
As Naruto's master, he is a famous teacher.
As soon as he came to power, he gave the impression of a lecherous uncle. No wonder Naruto called him "work is immortal"
The village was leaderless, so he chose to go to Gang Shou instead of becoming a Huoying himself.
Maybe it's personality, maybe it's fate.
He doesn't like genius, so he chose Naruto instead of Sasuke.
He is careless. Although he is always near misses, he is always disturbing.
Facing the enemy, he fought with all his might; When he met a beautiful woman, someone smiled at him.
He is a lecherous little fairy who is one of the three forbearance.
Maximum change award
Haruno Sakura
She used to be a girl of 12 years old with long hair.
She used to be a ninja who just graduated from Konoha School.
She used to be a weak person who looked at Naruto and Sasuke's back.
She used to be a womanizer who changed her mind at the sight of Sasuke.
But she has changed.
She is a medical ninja who is beginning to make a difference.
She is a disciple of Huo Ying in the Five Dynasties of Konoha.
She is a powerful successor.
She is a soldier fighting for Sasuke.
In the face of strong enemies, she is fearless;
Facing Naruto, she smiled;
Facing life and death, she will never give up;
Facing Sasuke, she. . . . . .
Author: Kagai Buxin changed the lease 2007-8-1117: 53 reply to this statement.
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Reply: Huo Ying is the best (giving awards to some roles)
The person who dies the most wins the prize.
Deidara Scorpion.
Di:
This is my art, um;
Art is explosion, drink!
He exists not for justice, not for evil, but for art.
He gave everything for art.
He doesn't allow anything to hinder his art. In order to pursue the ultimate explosive art, he is getting stronger and stronger.
But in the end, he still couldn't surpass those eyes.
But he will never give up, even if he dies, he will overcome those eyes.
Look at my real art!
At the end of his life, he left the earth with the last shock. He must be very happy, because he thought: I hit those eyes! My art is perfect!
But the reality is always cruel. But we can't bear to break his dream. Let him continue to improve his art in heaven, huh!
Scorpion:
How envious he was when he saw the fallen child being lifted up by his parents.
Back to the room, there was only one person, lonely, lonely, and no one to talk to.
Later, he learned to make a puppet, so he had a "father" and a "mother".
But in the end, he finally understood that it would be irreparable if it was lost. Looking at the "father" and "mother" who fell to the ground, he understood.
Loneliness changed him, he became strong, but his mind began to distort.
"Plus you two, there are only 300 puppets." This is from a powerful puppet master.
"Be my collection!" He has lost his feelings, and his only pursuit is his "art"
Has he really lost his feelings? No. He reformed himself and tried to paralyze his feelings, but when he saw it,
"Dad" and "Mom", his long-closed feelings germinated again.
Then, his heart began to suffer again;
So, he leaked the flaw;
So he chose death.
He died in the arms of "father" and "mother", which was his best destination.
Perhaps at the moment before he died, he was not sorry, but happy-finally able to be with his parents.
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