Ask 100 jokes (my friend asked me to tell her)

1, Know the book and be reasonable: It is not enough to know the book knowledge, but also learn to give gifts.

2. Every day is like a year: it means that the days of being a cadre are very happy, and every day is like the New Year.

3, a drop in the bucket: refers to being a leader is to drink tea in the office every day and get paid to buy a car at the end of the month.

4, contentment is always happy: I know that someone asked me to wash my feet, I feel happy.

5. Change your mind: When you see a beautiful opposite sex, you want to live with her.

6, take advantage: there is a plane to go out for inspection.

7. Learn nothing: don't waste time learning something that is not practical;

8, the husband sings with the woman: the husband sings in the karaoke room, and the wife follows.