A cold joke, who can understand and explain it to me?

Ki ~！

Land ~

Experts said that the ancient tomb discovered in Henan was identified as Cao Cao's tomb, and netizens constantly questioned this:

"How did the team confirm that this tomb didn't mean to leave some fake tombs of cultural relics? How can you be so sure that the skull belongs to Cao Cao? Signed on it? "

"Cao Cao's tomb found two skulls, identified by archaeologists. One is Cao Cao's and the other is Cao Cao's childhood. "

"This archaeology is not very honest. Now that the grave has been dug, the domestic housing price is expensive and the soul has nowhere to go. Cao Cao is very angry. I thought, "What a tragedy ..."

Some netizens even spoofed the expert's conclusion: "Cao Cao's tomb was discovered and Liu Bei sent a congratulatory message."

1 Cao Cao's tomb illustrates two points: 1, the house price in China has risen so much that even Cao Cao has no place to sleep; 2. No matter how good it is, you can't do the demolition work in China!

The latest report: Cao Cao's tomb was dug, and Liu Bei and Sun Quan sent congratulatory messages.

Two skulls were found in Cao Cao's tomb and identified by archaeologists. One belongs to Cao Cao, and the other belongs to Cao Cao when he was a child.

Cao Cao smiled and said nothing: Your grandson thought he had found me?

Liu, Guan and Zhang defected to Cao Cao, who was very happy and gave them new weapons. Liu Bei said, Bring me a sword. Guan Yu said, I'll get a knife. Zhang Fei said, what the hell? Cao Cao was unhappy and kicked Zhang Fei out. Zhang Fei was in a hurry and shouted to Cao Cao: Fuck! Spear, spear ...

Speak of the devil and he will come …

The archaeologist found a skull, but he was not sure when it was. The law enforcement officers who kept order at the scene saw the archaeologists arguing and said disdainfully, I'll do it. Several law enforcers went into the grave and quickly came out and said that this skull belongs to Cao Cao! The archaeologist was surprised: "How do you know?" The law enforcement officer pointed to the skull and said, "It's very simple. He confessed. "

8 Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Zhou Yu, Sun Quan, Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi chorus: In another two thousand years, we will meet again ~ Send it to the museum and put it in a glass cabinet ~ You have a cabinet and I have a cabinet, don't say who is with whom ~ We are not afraid of grave robbers chasing us ~

The latest news from the Korean People's Daily! ! What? ! ! Cao Cao is Korean?

10 listening test for Chinese as a foreign language: Xiao Wang and Xiao Gang are talking about Xiaohong. At this moment, speak of the devil and he will come. Q: Who arrived at this time? A: Cao Cao!

1 1 The archaeologist found a skull and couldn't date it. Several bosses passed by and saw the archaeologists arguing, dismissively saying, I'll do it. Several bosses went into the grave and quickly came out and said that this skull belongs to Cao Cao! The archaeologist was surprised: "How do you know?" The boss pointed to the skull and said, "It's very simple. I said that I am developing real estate, so I won't hire you. " He said, fuck, I took you there.

12 "You also unearthed it?" -"It's all out." -"Where's Little Joe?" -"The graves have been dug, and the house price is still so high. Where are we going? "