Handwritten newspaper daquan fifth grade Chinese about jokes

One day, Xiao Ming and his mother are picking apples and picking a basket, Xiao Ming; Welcome friends to buy. After a long time, it's all gone, his mother said. A: It won't happen next time. Later, Xiao Ming and others went to pick apples, and they picked another basket, Xiao Ming; Dear tourists, come and buy apples. Don't spend money to buy it, buy it for free, and those tourists robbed it again. Damn it; I won't take it off. Wait a minute, you're doing it again. Xiao Ming thought at that time; Cool, I want to play again.