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What are the jokes caused by cultural differences?

1. German friend Weitemao married Mrs. China. One day I met an old man, and they exchanged pleasantries.

old man: "What's your name?"

Derek: "My last name is Wei."

old man: "Wei what?"

Derek: "Why? Why is the surname Wei? "

2. After visiting China, an American friend said to the translator, "Your China is wonderful, especially in writing. For example, "China beat the United States" means that China won; And' China trounced the United States' means that China won. In short, victory will always belong to you. "

3. A foreign friend doesn't know China people's "where! Where! " It's a self-deprecating word. Once when he attended the wedding of a young overseas Chinese, he politely praised the bride for being very beautiful. The groom on the side said on behalf of the bride, "Where! Where! " Unexpectedly, this friend was shocked! Unexpectedly, general praise is not enough for China people, and examples are needed, so they use blunt China words: "Hair, eyebrows, eyes, ears, nose and mouth are all beautiful!" As a result, the audience burst into laughter.

4. When I first arrived in the United States, several China classmates invited me to a Chinese restaurant to welcome me.

Kobayashi saw several foreigners using chopsticks at the next table and said, "Now there are more and more foreigners who can use chopsticks!" "

Xiao Wang went on to say, "Those foreigners can not only use chopsticks, but also order food. They are no longer just called chop suey and spring rolls. "

Xiao Zhang was about to speak when a foreigner at the next table, full of food and drink, came to our table slowly and said with his extremely standard Beijing film, "Please make it clear that you are foreigners here."

5. Foreigner: "You China people are really a hardworking people."

China people: "How do you know?"

Foreigner: "Whenever I pass the street in the morning, I can often see the sign on the roadside saying' Breakfast' to remind people who pass by to work not to be late."