Humorous and playful earthy love words, you are my sun earthy love words.

Like a person, there are countless words in my heart that I want to say to the other person, but sometimes the words come to my mouth, but I always can't say them, or I can't express them. Finally, I am annoyed at my clumsy mouth and tongue, and I am worried that I will have a bad impression in my sweetheart's heart. It doesn't seem difficult to say it, but it's not easy to say how to make your sweetheart happy. Whether it is lovers or couples, exporting "love words" from time to time helps to warm up feelings. Let's take a look at those funny, humorous and playful love stories. What are the tacky love stories that you are my sun?

Love story of routine boy

You like everything in the world, but you don't know that I only like you.

I stay up late every day not to play, but to say good night to you.

I slept together yesterday, so go to bed early today. Aren't you waiting for me?

The world is not as good as you think, and the world is not as bad as you think. Come here, come to me. The moon doesn't hug you, time destroys you, but I love you.

What I write best is not traditional Chinese characters or regular script, but your name.

There is a kind of fruit that is the sweetest in the world, called black pineapple.

? How long have you been single? ? From birth to now? I'm sorry to have kept you waiting so long. ?

Suppose you go to a place without doors and windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.

? What do you think about every day? ? Miss you. ?

Can you buy me a packet of salt? Why? Because our relationship has faded.

Give my future mother-in-law a bad review, the delivery is too slow, and I just met you now.

? Why hasn't my order come yet? What is this? ? Our future. ?

? Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me? ? I don't know? I will marry you. ?

? Have you gained weight again recently? ? No? Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart? ?

? I think you gave me a cold. ? Why? ? Because I have no resistance to you. ?

Every pen of mine is lovely, isn't it? Because every pen knows your name.

You must have hung up. Otherwise, how can you be the perfect score in my heart?

Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.

Our friendship is over. It's time to develop into love.

Talking to you is like an exam, because I always feel that I didn't do well in the exam afterwards.

My brain is a mess. What happened? There is an impulse to love you.

If I am the devil in hell, I am also a naughty boy who loves you.

If someone asks you who your date is, you say it's me, this pot, my back.

Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.

I feel a little sick. Come and see me. I need a cardiologist.

I want to take you to eat roasted purple potatoes and whisper in your ear: I will accompany you with purple potatoes? .

Eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.

I am very stingy. Besides you, strawberries, chocolates, ice cream, cakes, milk, yogurt and soda can win my heart.

Do you smell something burning? That's my heart burning.

Except for you, I am nine years old and you are three years old.

I don't have to sympathize with others, but you are not others, you are mine.

I want to buy a piece of land from you. What land? Buy your unswerving dedication.

I'm pretty sure. Why? No kissing.

? Do you know what time it is? ? 1 1 am？ . ? No, it is the starting point of our happiness. ?

You know what I like best? I don't know. I'm watching you.

There are six kinds of horses in this world, zebra, hippo, wild horse, seahorse and BMW. Can you be my boyfriend?

? I like a little brother. ? Then he must be handsome. ? You are too narcissistic. ?

? Do you know the difference between you and the stars? ? What is the difference? ? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart. ?

I copied the love letter, but it is true that I like you. I stole roses, but I really love you.

My blood sugar may be high, after all, you are so sweet.

I'm a little busy recently, and I'm busy liking you.

Everything is fine here except you.

You must be very good at holding dolls. Not bad! Then how can you hold my heart tightly!

Can you play the guitar? No. Then why can you touch my heart?

Stay with me and let me take care of you. It doesn't matter who you love.

I can listen to your voice for three seconds a month.

You are in my heart when you are thin and stuck in my heart when you are fat.

Where are you now? At home. You are in my mind at the moment.

The so-called ambiguity means that I want to talk about a love affair with you.

I love you, the rest of my life is you, the snow is you, the plain is you, poverty is you, glory is you, the tenderness in my heart is you, and my eyes are you.

Teasing girls' sweet talk routines

? I looked in the mirror this morning, and then I thought of looking for you. ? Why? ? It's been so many days, you know, I want to give you something good every time I see it. ?

? If you are not afraid of trouble. ? Then please stay with me. ?

? I have so many pens. Do you know which one I like best? ? I don't know? You Yankee. ?

? Do you know what day it was yesterday? ? What day? ? It was the day when I loved you. ?

Love or not, give me a one-word answer. ? No love. ? Please answer in one word! Start over. ?

? If the wind tickles your ears. ? Oh, and then what? ? It means I'm thinking about you. ?

? Everything can go wrong. ? Stop thinking about me?

? Do you want a dog? ? What dog? ? The single kind. ?

? I feel selfish. ? Where is selfishness? ? I only like you and don't give other girls any chance. ?

Man:? Can you lend me your cup? ? Woman:? What's the matter? ? Man:? Because I want to lend you my life. ?

? I haven't eaten sugar since I met you. ? Why? ? You are so cute. ?

? I must have eaten too much salt. ? Huh? ? Otherwise, I am always idle and miss you ~! ?

It's a little dirty over there Can you sweep it? Sweep what? Scan my wechat.

You spell the pinyin of these three words at once: Li Ke You = I like you in English.

123 hit a person. I'm sorry I lost. Why? Because my heart is beating.

In fact, you are like a pig. Why? Because you are the apple of my eye.

You write very well. Why? Because you changed my life.

All I know is that I am in 26 letters. Why? Because ABCDEFGHI I love you.

You crossed the line, huh? It's beautiful.

Are you blind? Yes, I was blinded by your beauty.

Are you ashamed of Yu Xiao? I'm ashamed to only smile at you.

You are too ordinary. No. But you have always been in my heart and never left.

Do you know why I have a cold? Because you have a cold? No, because I have no resistance to you at all.

I want to change my look recently, and I can't do it without you.

? Do you know what best represents me? ? What? ? Compass. ? Why? ? Because the compass can only draw a circle, its heart has not changed, just as I will not change my heart for you. ?

I must have eaten too much salt. Otherwise, I will always miss you.

? This is Lamian Noodles, that is instant noodles, and you are in my heart. ?

This is jelly, that is a tree hole, and you are my heart.

This is the receipt, that is the ticket, and you are my ticket.

I want to buy a piece of land. What land? Your unwavering loyalty.

Do you like me? Please find out the repeated words in this sentence.

Once upon a time, there was a little duck. It is called explosive mud duck. Because of its loud cry, everyone calls it mud-exploding duck (I really want to hug you).

There is no desert in the world. Every time I miss you, God drops a grain of sand, and there is Sahara from now on.

This is watermelon, that is cantaloupe, you are my little fool.

My love for you is like a tractor going up a hill! Vigorous! Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom Ding Ling, boom, boom!

I used to be a manager, but you stole my heart, so now there are only two TV sets left.

There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.

I am super cool, but if you chat with me, I can be cool for a while.

I think your three views are as correct as your people.

I want to give you all the best in the world, but I find that the best in the world is you.

I say good night to the whole world, but I only say I like you!

The Jianghu is too far away, so I won't go. I just want to be with you, cook for you and sleep with you. I want to sleep with my conscience.

Good Night! I stayed up late. I'll call you when I'm mature

Can you play the guitar? Why it touched my heart.

Do you have a lighter? No. Then how did you light up my heart?

Guess what my horoscope is. Pisces? Wrong, tailored for you.

What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.

Only state officials can set fires, and you are not allowed to leave me.

Do you know what wine I like best? What wine? And your eternity.

Can you stop talking? ? I didn't. ? Then why can't I stop thinking about your voice?