Are there any campus legends in your school?

There is a legend in our school. It is said that a principal, a vice principal, a dean, a student union president and a colleague of the Commission for Discipline Inspection come to check the dormitory, which means that there is nowhere to escape, and the students who are caught not only double the number of review words.

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The most important thing is to take photos and put them on the bulletin board as negative materials for the whole school. I didn't believe them at first. Until one day I really got up late. But I saw the dormitory door from the dormitory window. I panicked when there were five people standing. Because I am a picky person. I will never allow my photo to appear outside the goddess wall. So I used my quick wits. Start to think calmly and escape. But what makes me feel cold is those five people. It's a legend of our school. Two of them were blocked at the front and back doors of the dormitory respectively.

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The headmaster stood in the middle of the yard and looked around. The disciplinary Committee of the president of the student union went upstairs at the same time, and there was nowhere to escape. Just when I was about to give in easily, I suddenly remembered that my good deskmate was late. Today, I asked him to recite an ancient poem for each other. I can't recite it. I want to buy each other breakfast for a month. I felt the rich fifty cents in my pocket. I know breakfast is not a problem at all, but I miss him. I must see him complete the agreement between men.

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In ancient times, Zhuge Liang discussed Taoism with Confucianism. Today, there is a legend that the king's people dominate. So I'm going to change with constancy when the legendary five men appear at the same time and ask me why I left the dormitory. In my eyes, there are three points of indifference, three points of sarcasm, three points of carelessness, and 0.5 points of narcissism. If you ask me, why not ten? Because Wang's man is also imperfect, I lied at that time. I told them that I had diarrhea today and blocked the toilet. It took a long time to go to the toilet. I didn't get up late. At that time, the school leaders gave me an approving look, which made me not only board the bulletin board, but also know how to use the toilet. Through the men's room in the school.

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