Tape tape joke

B: "Really? Then what did he say? "

A: "He only said' Sorry, wrong number'."

Baby: "Mom, can you give me twenty dollars?"

Mom: "Go, go, don't go."

Baby: "Mom, if you give me money, I will tell you what Dad said to the maid when you went to the beauty salon."

Mom: "OK, here you are! What did he say? " Baby: "He said,' Xiao Wang, iron this shirt for me. "ah!

In the music class, the teacher played a Beethoven tune.

Xiaoming asked Xiaohua, "Do you know music?"

Xiaohua: "I understand!" "

Xiaoming: "Do you know what the teacher is playing?"

Xiaohua replied, "Piano."

Jack: "I invented a new medicine, which can effectively kill fleas."

Tom: "Great, how to use it?" ? "

Jack: "If you catch a flea, just put a little of this medicine on its mouth and the flea will die immediately." . :"