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Interesting confession joke
1, you are the shore, I am the boat, you are the sun, I turn for you, and happiness only counts if you give me the whole world.
2. My eyes look at you affectionately. They are as blue as the sea, so pure that they can't be kneaded into a small fine sand.
I love you. To me, you are bread in the morning, banana in the evening, garlic in Shandong and pepper in Sichuan.
It takes a minute to meet someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone, but it takes me a lifetime to forget you.
5. I love you very much! Although you can't feel my sincerity, in my heart, you will always be the only lover! In fact, it is not because we no longer love, but because we are lazy, and this laziness shows an increasing trend with the passage of time.
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