Liu Yong's humorous reading questions and answers

Liu Yong's explanation of reading questions in Humor shows that humorous language may dissolve embarrassing scenes, may also play a warning role in talking and laughing, and may also be used as self-defense and counterattack without revealing emotions. This is proved by several examples. Please summarize.

Who has a humorous answer? The pregnant woman was stopped by the traffic police when crossing the street. .

Pregnant woman: I didn't run a red light. I took the zebra crossing. What did you stop?

Traffic Police: You are overloaded. .

The gift of love Liu Yong answers the question of love.

When my sister was cleaning the house that day, she accidentally turned out my "treasure chest", which contained everything: glass marbles, paper-cut chickens, plastic portraits and embroidered pieces. ...

"Where did you get these useless things? It's time to throw it. "

"That won't do," I stopped quickly. "This is my baby, a gift from my students!" I play with those things one by one. The glass marbles are from Huo, and the plastic figures are from Huo ... I can tell the source of each gift.

At this time, a thin piece of drawing paper jumped into my eyes and I picked it up carefully.

It was one day after school, I hurried to the office with a pile of homework. One of my students ran towards me: "Teacher, I want to give you a present!" " "Her eyes sparkled with excitement.

"Really?" I pretended to be interested, but I was anxious because I wanted to get back to my position as soon as possible.

"Look, this is my little fairy. Isn't it very good? " She showed me her baby from behind. Too bright colors and childish techniques make the so-called fairy look like a witch. "Come on, here you are!" She proudly handed me the photo.

"Oh ... thank you." I said reluctantly, "but I can't take it now." Besides, I have no place to put it. "

"Oh." The smile on her face immediately flew away, lowered her hand and walked away slowly. From that moment on, I began to regret, because I can't forget the expectation and love in her eyes when she was going to give me a gift, which is naive that only children can find in their eyes; And I can't forget the disappointment and depression in her eyes after I refused. I immediately found her and said sincerely, "Where is that beautiful painting you gave me?" She looked at me, expressionless: "I thought you might not like it, so I gave it to someone else."

Her expression and decision make me feel bad, and I want to make up for my mistakes as much as possible. "Maybe you'd like to draw another one for me?" I asked tentatively.

"Do you like it?"

"Yes!" I tried to recall the painting. I don't look at it as an adult this time, but as a child in a mountainous area 10. "So many colors look good together. The fairy's plum earrings are beautiful!"

Her face suddenly lit up: "I'll draw another one tonight and give it to you tomorrow!" " "

I looked at her little face, which was so different from the expression when adults wanted to exchange expensive gifts for benefits and feelings!

Since then, I have often received gifts from students. Those gifts are really worthless, but they are extremely precious to me. Because when they give gifts, you can see from their smiling faces that the love that is about to overflow is the gold in children's hearts.

1. Explain the words added in the text.

1. Naive and clumsy: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _. ② Depression: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

2. This article uses flashback. Please write a sentence that can connect the context in the box at the turning point of the fourth paragraph. This article vividly describes the little girl's behavior and shows her psychology. The sentence that shows her love for the teacher and expects the teacher to accept the gift is: "_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _"; The words that show that she is confident that the teacher will like the gift are: "_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _"; The sentence expressing her disappointment and frustration at being rejected is: "_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _"; And the phrase "Her face lit up at once" shows her _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

4. The little girl drew a fairy like a hag, which is not beautiful, but why did the teacher say it was a beautiful picture?

A: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

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5. "I look at her little face, which is different from the expression when adults want to exchange expensive gifts for benefits and feelings!" In a word, the difference is that adults are _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

6. Please tell me what the last sentence of this article means, "Overflowing love is gold in children's eyes"?

A: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

7. The last paragraph of the article mainly uses the expression _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ (2) _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _.

8. What is the meaning of the title "Gift of Love"?

A: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ refers to

1, ① childish and clumsy. Depression and disappointment.

2. Example: ① The past comes back to me. (2) The door of memory has opened ... (The transition naturally gives full marks).

3. "Her eyes sparkled with excitement". "Proud" The smile on her face immediately flew away. Because the teacher likes her gift (or understands her feelings), I am very happy and excited.

Teachers praise students' childish paintings, not for the level of painting, but for cherishing students' feelings for their love, encouraging students to make continuous progress and enhancing their self-confidence.

5. Have a purpose (or: have a personal purpose; Having utilitarian thoughts; Selfish). Innocent, etc. )

6. Explain that this kind of love is very warm.

7. discuss it. ① Reveal the center. ② Take care of the last article (beginning).

8. It shows students' sincere love for teachers, and only teachers who love students will appreciate and cherish it (as long as they can write from the perspective of students and teachers, they can get full marks).

What is happiness? Since Liu Yong is a reading question, he must answer it according to the original text. Ask the author's opinion, not yours.

To cultivate a sense of humor, you can read books such as Master of Humor and The Power of Humor. Watching more jokes and entertainment programs may also help you enhance your sense of humor!

What is happiness? Liuyong looked at the answer. Happiness is being with the person you like, which is happiness.

See Liu Yong's answer as a family heirloom. Urgent ~! 12. In the article, Wang Wei's ancient paintings are entitled "There are paintings in poems and poems in paintings". Write two poems by Wang Wei. (2 points)

13. The novel was written three times with dying instructions, and the instructions were basically the same. What is the purpose of the author's arrangement?

(4 points)

14. What are the reasons why the two brothers failed to auction the ancient paintings and reached an understanding? (4 points)

15. What do you think is the title of the novel "Heirloom" in the work? (4 points)

( 1)

(2)

Answer: 12.

13. Deepen the role of the theme and show that the spirit of indomitable and hard struggle has been passed down from generation to generation.

14. The two brothers understand that ancient paintings are fake and worthless, but the spirit of hard struggle represented by ancient paintings is priceless, and this spirit cannot be lost, so the two brothers reached an understanding.

15.( 1) That ancient painting is a family heirloom. (2) The spirit of hard work is a real family heirloom.

Fatal maternal love (Liu Yong) Reading answers requires questions and answers. Thank you for your appreciation. That's enough.

Fatal Motherly Love is cleverly conceived, which puts maternal love between harmony and disharmony, ups and downs, gripping. A group of "exhausted" enemy soldiers rushed into the house, occupied the owner's only room, and fell asleep with a "tired face". The hostess looked at the young enemy soldiers and thought of the children who had run away from home. "A mother's love and sympathy rises from the bottom of her heart", "Stand up slowly" and "Walk lightly" to pick up the army blanket for the enemy soldiers. So careful, for fear of disturbing his hometown dream, but also worried about his yearning for maternal love. How happy enemy soldiers are to enjoy the dual maternal love of dreams and reality. Everything is so peaceful, calm and harmonious. However, the enemy soldier opened his eyes, "trembled" and "roared like a wild animal", brutally assassinated the hostess and shot her husband. "The sharp knife with blood drops gives off cold light in the moonlight", which is chilling. At this point, the tragic effect is already obvious. But at the end, the inner monologue of the enemy soldiers pushed the story to the extreme. "damn it! Fortunately, I woke up with a start, and thanks to your protection in my dream, otherwise I will never see you again! " He was grateful for the maternal love he longed for in his dream, but it destroyed the maternal love he was really enjoying. The two kinds of maternal love have formed a strong impact here and become so incompatible and disharmonious. The mother's love brought her not gratitude and gratitude, but merciless killing. What caused this tragedy? Is it that the hostess lacks a clear understanding of the nature of the enemy, thus deducing another story of the farmer and the snake, or that the enemy is cruel and heartless; Or is it an unwitting "manslaughter"? Mr. Lu Xun once said: tragedy is to destroy valuable things for people to see. This silent human tragedy tells people that the war not only caused the destruction of home, but also caused the destruction of all the beautiful things in the world, which caused the truly pure maternal love in the world to become a "fatal" maternal love.

Maternal love is "fatal", fatal in the kindness and sympathy of the hostess, and fatal in her innate "calving feeling". When we lament the misfortune of the hostess, we may think: when the enemy soldiers are asleep, what rises from the hostess should not be sympathy full of maternal love, but hatred for the invaders; And her husband quietly killed enemy soldiers, which should be another ending. But assuming that it can't change the reality, the innate maternal love made her make a "fatal" choice. Kind maternal love ruined her. We can't accuse her of kindness, but we are more moved when we sigh.

Motherly love is more "fatal" in the war, resulting in the distortion of young enemy soldiers' souls, the extinction of human nature and the misinterpretation of maternal love. The enemy soldiers are "only seventeen or eighteen years old", and they are children who are "not fully sensible". They are also eager for maternal love and the care of their loved ones. However, when the war promoters pushed them to the battlefield, they were completely brainwashed. Ugliness and deterioration are given to them by the other side, and they are trained to look at the enemy with hostile eyes. When they are cruel to others, they regard everything about others as "atrocities". Once this concept is solidified, when they come into contact with the enemy, they only have "hate" in their eyes and no "affection". They can't believe that the hostess's behavior is purely motherly care. Instinctive reaction is "plot against", so after stabbing the woman to death, there is no pity, but I am glad. Motherly love is so pitiful. This is the desecration of maternal love by war, and it is the desecration and trampling on all beautiful things.

One of the characteristics of this paper is to skillfully set dreams and use contrast. Dreams not only promote the development of the story, but also contrast with reality, deepen the theme and aggravate the tragic color. On the one hand, "longing for maternal love" in enemy soldiers' dreams forms a warm and harmonious picture with "enjoying maternal love" in reality, on the other hand, it forms a disharmonious conflict with "trampling on maternal love" in reality. The article always puts maternal love between affection and hatred, harmony and disharmony, which is more profound, expressive and revealing the evil of war than simply setting up the conflict between "enjoying maternal love" and "trampling on maternal love".

There are many kinds of Liu Yong's love: some are the love of climbing the dragon and attaching the phoenix; Some are premeditated love for personal interests; Some love to forget the new year's friends; There is love destined to be neither fish nor fowl.

There is only one kind of love that people dream or pursue all their lives, and that is: love that can abandon everything for a sweetheart, regardless of fame and fortune. But this true love is hard to have in today's materialistic and seductive society.

I am honored to see this love on TV. Just a few days ago at noon, I was preparing for a nap. I thought it was still early. Let's watch TV for a while before going to bed!

So I turned on the Internet TV and searched for the column "The World". I saw an article entitled "My brother will marry you in the next life". I saw a beautiful and fashionable hostess sitting on the sofa in the middle of the studio. Next to her sat a middle-aged woman with a fair face and big eyes.

Listening carefully to her conversation with the host, I know that she is an ordinary farmer in a remote mountainous area of Chongqing, but her feelings are very unusual. She is in her thirties and hasn't got married. Don't think that she can't find her husband's family because of her own problems. She just took care of a man who had nothing to do with paraplegia and delayed her lifelong event.

It started 18 years ago: 17-year-old, whose family was not rich, was introduced as a nanny thousands of miles away and came to a boy's home about her age. Because of paraplegia at work, she had to lie in bed and take care of his daily life with 20 yuan's salary every month. (article reading network: three smells. )

The boy's lower body was completely unconscious, and he unconsciously pulled himself onto the bed. Seeing that he is still a little girl, the young man is embarrassed to let the girl clean up. Besides, he is embarrassed, so let the girl stay away from his bed for two or three days.

The girl couldn't stand the bad smell of a room, regardless of the boy's obstruction, she insisted on scrubbing her body and cleaning the quilt on the bed: she said to the boy, "Since I was hired by you, I should do my duty and not be afraid of getting dirty. You don't have to compromise for my face. Lying in a stinking bed is too uncomfortable! If you are afraid of embarrassment, then we will call you brother and sister. You can call me sister, so there is nothing to be embarrassed about. "

After listening to the girl's heartfelt words, the boy thought, God is so kind to me. I couldn't help lying in bed crying when I met such a kind-hearted girl in despair.

The girl worked here for more than a month. When my brother and mother heard that she was helping a young man scrub his body, it was an embarrassing thing, so they wouldn't let her do it and took her home.

The girl who comes home has been worried about the boy lying in bed without anyone to take care of him. During my time with the boy, I know that he grew up in a single-parent family like himself, and his father, who had been taking care of him not long ago, left him and died.

Thinking of her second brother's sad situation, she ignored her brother and mother's persuasion and secretly ran back to the boy to take care of him as usual. She was so angry that her brother and mother broke up with her. She also had a newly engaged fiance. Her fiance also said to her in a pleading tone, "Will you stop doing this? Let's go to work together. As long as we work hard, life will get better and better. " She still refused to listen to her fiance and insisted on being with her second brother.

Some boring villagers in the village said that she might have become somebody else's wife! Otherwise, how could you give up healthy people and choose a paraplegic second brother? My fiance couldn't stand the gossip and canceled her marriage.

Second brother asked her, is it worth sacrificing so much to take care of him?

She smiled and replied, "I don't think so, because I already regard you as my own brother." Didn't the doctor say he could only live for eight years? " Then I will accompany you through the last journey of your life. I was only 25 at that time, and it was not too late to find my own happiness! "

Spring blooms, autumn goes to winter, and under the careful care of the girl, the second brother, who was judged by the doctor to live only eight years, lived another ten years.

It was she who helped my second brother clean, wash clothes, cook and farm for more than ten years, and she was responsible for all the heavy and dirty work at home. In the end, he fell ill because of overwork. The boy is afraid that something will happen to her. He wrote a love letter with deep affection and entrusted it to her. The deep love in the letter made the girl understand the helpless love of her second brother, and she had regarded her second brother as a part of her life. But when she got home after her illness, the second brother never confessed to her again. She knew that the second brother was ashamed of himself, and in order not to increase his burden, she could only bury this feeling deeply in her heart.

Maybe it was a lover in heaven, on an autumn morning nine years ago. In her sleep, she was awakened by the baby's crying. Opening the door, she saw a flower cotton-padded jacket wrapped around a newborn baby, whose face was red with cold.

She gently picked up the baby and closed the door. When she opened the clothes wrapped around the baby girl, she found a note with the baby girl's birth date written on it, just ten days from today.

Looking at the baby in my arms, I thought: I want to adopt her! Me, my second brother and she form a family of three, and we will never be apart. She named the baby girl osmanthus.

Now nine-year-old osmanthus always asks her, "Why does mother call her father and brother?" Dad called you sister? None of my classmates' parents call it that. And why does dad always find some unknown uncles to let them take you away? Why are these? "

When Guihua was still babbling, she taught Guihua to call him Uncle menstruation, but Guihua couldn't change her mind and insisted on calling them Mom and Dad.

Neighbor grandma also said, "let the children call it that?" It sounds more intimate, and it is also good for her growth. " So she didn't force it.

It turned out that in order to stop dragging her down, the second brother asked the village matchmaker to help introduce the boy to his house for blind date, so that she could live her own life and have a real home. But she said to every boy who came on a blind date, "She can't leave this man who takes life and osmanthus as her own." All the boys gave up.

Today, she came to the "Human World" column and just wanted to tell her second brother what she had been holding in her heart for years with the help of the program. She said to her second brother sitting in the screen rear wheel chair: "We lived together, from boys and girls to middle age, and experienced ups and downs. Although we are not married, I have long regarded you as the closest person in my heart. And I know what you're thinking. You think you can't give me a real husband and wife life, and you don't want to implicate me and dare to confess to me, but I don't care! As long as I can see you lying in bed safely every day and see the smart and lively osmanthus, I will be satisfied.

I don't expect anything, as long as we go shopping together. When people who don't know who you are ask me, I don't have to avoid it. I can confidently answer, "You are my lover, osmanthus, my daughter. Give the world an explanation, give Guihua a real home, let her grow up in a warm family like other children, and let my feelings belong. How much I want to be a legally protected husband and wife with you, will you please grant me this request? "

The second brother in a wheelchair said with tears in his face, "If God can make me stand up, even for one day, I will let you be my most beautiful bride and love you for a lifetime. This is just a dream for me. You gave me the best youth of a young girl, so that I can only live for eight years. You gave me the courage to live. If I am selfish with you again and bury my happiness in my useless waste, am I still human? Stop worrying about me and live your own life! As long as you are happy, I am happy. In the next life, if we are destined, I will definitely marry you. "

I finished reading this touching love story with tears. I think: If a fairy really falls from the sky, blow a fairy breath on my second brother in a wheelchair, make him stand up, marry this simple and kind woman and give her a warm home. Unfortunately, this is just my fantasy. Perhaps a beautiful love also has its shortcomings, so I can only faithfully wish them love each other for a lifetime and bless all good people for a lifetime of peace.

Junior high school has no sense of humor, and the teacher checks the bed. The head teacher is a woman.

When it is discovered, everyone will be quiet and pretend to sleep.

Then the teacher came in, found a boy sitting, and asked him:

Why are you still sitting when everyone is asleep?

The boy replied: "Teacher, I am changing * * * ..."