Tell me a joke! The colder the better!

Excellent in English composition

When I was in high school

Many schools have various mock tests

There was a person

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His English is very bad

An English mock test

The essay topic is "A Dog"

The result is that the person wrote like this ——

One day I saw a dog.

I said "Hi!"

Dog said "Hi!"

I said"Can you speak Chinese?"

Dog said"Yes!"

I said"So,let"s speak Chinese!"

Dog said" O.K."

I said "What have you been doing lately? "

Dog said "I just lost from my owner the day before yesterday..."

Dog followed me...

..... ...and we started chatting like this...