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A funny conversation between computer hackers and computer idiots

Hacker: I control your computer?

Xiao Bai: How is it controlled? ?

Hacker: With a Trojan horse?

Xiaobai: ... where is it? Why can't I see? ?

Hacker: Open your task manager?

Xiao Bai: Not in my computer?

Hacker: Forget it, when I didn't do anything?

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer?

Xiao Bai: Oh?

Hacker: Are you afraid? ! Hey hey?

Xiao Bai: Just in time. Help me kill the virus. Recently, there have been many problems with my computer.

Hacker: ...?

Xiao Bai: Why do you always go in and out of my computer? ?

Hacker: Can you install a firewall?

Xiao Bai: Can't you get in by installing a firewall? ?

Hacker: No, I just want to add some fun. It makes me feel casual to control your computer like this?

Xiao Bai: I heard that you can make viruses? ?

Hacker: Huh?

Xiao Bai: You can control other people's computers? ! ?

Hacker: General?

Xiao Bai: Then can you hack those websites? ?

Hacker: Of course, didn't you hear people call me a hacker? ?

Xiao Bai: ... Oh, I thought it was because you were dark ...?

"hey!" ?

Hacker: I'm here again! ! ?

Xiao Bai: Don't you feel bored coming in every day? ?

Hacker: Yes, it is. Is your machine the worst I have ever seen?

Xiao Bai: Really, this is a famous brand?

Hacker: I mean, there are only viruses in your computer besides mentally retarded games?

Xiao Bai: Oh, have you seen my Lianliankan? I don't remember where I put it. Have you been looking for it for a long time?

Hacker: ... Goodbye?

Hacker: Hi! I'm here?

Xiao Bai: I haven't seen you for several days. Are you blocked by my firewall? ?

Hacker: Haha, just kidding, it's easier to access your computer than mine. You don't miss me, do you? ?

Xiao Bai: I want to ask you a favor?

Hacker: What is it? ?

Xiao Bai: Can you access the power system and modify some data?

Hacker: ... what do you want! ! ?

Xiao Bai: Please help me get rid of this month's electricity bill ...?

Hacker: Go to hell! ! ?

Hacker: Where the hell have you been? ! ! ?

Xiaobai: ... I went out to play for a few days. Why do you want to see me? ?

Hacker: I'm looking for something?

Xiao Bai: What are you looking for here? ?

Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from a few years ago, only your computer has the most complete virus! ?

Hacker: I'm coming! ! ?

Xiaobai: ...?

Hacker: Why don't you talk? ?

Xiao Bai: In a bad mood?

Hacker: Who bullied you? ?

Xiaobai: I lost one of my numbers, and my first love was online?

Hacker: This is simple. Can I get it back for you?

Xiao Bai: Can't you get it back?

Hacker: Impossible. Tell me, what number? ?

Xiao Bai: Wow ... just don't remember?

Xiao Bai: Come out! ! ! ! ?

Hacker: What's the matter? ! ?

Xiaobai: Did you use my id to play in the forum? ! ! ?

Hacker:. . . . Sorry, I forgot to tell you that I didn't do anything wrong, so I added a post, and I promise I won't play again next time?

Xiao Bai: That won't do! ! ! ?

Hacker: What else do you want? ?

Xiao Bai: Your post is red in the face. First blush. I'm so happy. You have to make me another one?

Hacker: Get down! ?

Hacker: Hey hey, I just did something very interesting?

Xiao Bai: What's this?

Hacker: I post on the forum?

Xiao Bai: Is this normal?

Hacker: As soon as I saw it, I insisted on calling the landlord a pig, so I could let it go.

Xiao Bai: Wow, it's so pleasant. I never dared. I'll be burned! ?

Hacker: Yes, it has been banned. ?

Xiao Bai: Is this still interesting? ! ?

Hacker: Yes, because I used your ID?

Xiao Bai: Are you an expert? ?

Hacker: It can be said that it is. ?

Xiao Bai: How high is it? ?

Hacker: Well, I hack myself when I'm bored?

Xiao Bai: Ha, I can do it too! ?

Hacker: # $%! You can, too? ! ?

Xiao Bai: Yes, it turned black as soon as it was turned off. . . . . ?

Hacker: Fuck off! ?

Bai: Blackie, come out quickly. My password was stolen, 555 ~ ~?

Hacker: No problem, I'll get it back for you ... (Ten minutes later) No, it's no problem for me to log in with your number ...?

Xiao Bai: Then why can't I get on?

Hacker: Let me see ... Sister, you seem to have opened M! s！ N's landing box ...

Xiao Bai: Oh, so these two can't be used together ...?

Hacker: Just ...?

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai, come out quickly! ! ! ?

Xiaohe: What is it? I'm still awake! ?

Xiao Bai: Why can't I enter my password?

Blackie: What have you lost?

Xiao Bai: Of course it's a small keyboard, idiot! ?

Blackie: ............, how can you lose when your keyboard is not turned on?

Xiaobai: Help me open it! ! ! ?

Blackie: ............................ (vomiting blood)?

Xiao Bai: Xiao hei, tell Google what this is.

Hacker: It's a search engine, that is, it can find things quickly! ?

Xiao Bai: OK, I'll give it a try.

Hacker: Have you tried it?

Xiaobai: I tried my best. I found goolge with Baidu at once.

Hacker: Can you throw a stone at me?

Xiao Bai: Can we meet?

Hacker: .............................................................................................................................................................................

Xiao Bai: I want to see if you feel the same way.

Hacker: Oh, what do you think?

Xiao Bai: Handsome, wearing tights, very charming. Can you go anywhere to maintain world peace?

Hacker: ... You mean Spider-Man, boss! ?

Hacker: Hello ~ ~?

Xiao Bai: You come every day. Are you curious about me?

Hacker: It's not curiosity, it's habit, so you just walked in?

Xiao Bai: Well, I have a good idea to change your habit?

Hacker: ... Oh? ! What method?

Xiao Bai: I changed the bandwidth to 1K at the telecommunications bureau, so you can't squeeze in because it's too narrow, haha ~ ~?

Hacker: Genius! .........., can you still surf the Internet?

Xiao Bai: Yes, take your time! ?

Xiao Bai: I learned some computer knowledge today. Amazing, huh?

Hacker: Tell me about it.

Xiao Bai: You can make everything on the computer invisible at once.

Hacker: dizzy! How is that possible? I've never heard of it.

Xiao Bai: If you turn off the monitor, there will be nothing. Haha, very clever, right?

Hacker: Go to hell ~?

Hacker: Why are there so many things on your computer desktop?

Xiao Bai: It's easy to find.

Hacker: But why did you put the DVD movie on the desktop?

Xiao Bai: I watched a movie with porridge. It's so touching.

Hacker: ``````````````?

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, let me ask you something. Why does the computer always prompt "There is not enough space on drive C to release"?

Hacker: Shit! ?

Hacker: Hey! ?

Hacker: Hey! Xiaobai ~?

Hacker: Why are you ignoring me?

Xiaobai: I'm crying.

Hacker: Huh? What happened? Who bullied you?

Xiao Bai: No, nobody bullied me.

Hacker: Then why are you crying?

Xiao Bai: Look at the crayon Xiao Xin, Xiao Xin has lost it ~ He is so poor ~555555~?

Hacker:-_-|||, then you continue to cry! ! ! ! ?

Xiao Bai: I want to install anti-virus software?

Hacker: Well, your computer needs antivirus.

Xiao Bai: I want to install a famous brand, preferably Sony or BMW.

Hacker: How about Adidas?

Xiaobai: OK, can you help me install it?

Hacker: Shit! I have something to do! ?

Xiao Bai: Xiao Hei, what if I want to delete something I don't use on my computer, but I can't?

Hacker: You can press F8 to enter "Command Safe Mode" when starting the computer-> "path"->; DEL file name again, ok ~?

Xiao Bai: I want to delete windows from drive C?

Hacker: Is that the system folder?

Xiao Bai: But I have never used it.

Hacker: I shouldn't discuss this problem with you! Shit ~

Xiao Bai: Do you really think I'm an idiot?

Hacker: Yes, it is.

Xiaobai: Even my netizens call me smart?

Hacker: What did they say?

Xiaobai: Don't tell you * _ *?

Hacker: You must have sent them PLMM photos again, right?

Xiao Bai: How do you know? ~~~~ ?

Hacker: Shit! ! ?

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai? You have rice and interesting things in summer vacation.

Hacker: Yes, why do you ask this suddenly?

Xiao Bai: Then send it to me. More specifically ...?

Hacker: Oh, wait ...?

(15 minutes later)?

Hacker: No, why should I send it to you?

Xiao Bai: The teacher asked me to hand in my summer homework and write down 10 interesting things in the summer vacation ...?

Hacker: Shit, shit! ! ?

Hacker: Have we known each other for some time?

Xiao Bai: Huh?

Hacker: Do you think I am good to you?

Xiaobai: Not bad ..?

Hacker: Hee hee (shy)?

Xiao Bai: Why? Want to borrow money

Hacker: ``````````````?

Xiaobai: I still owe the monitor 5 yuan rice money! ?

Hacker: When I didn't ask anything ...?

Xiao Bai: Come out! Ask you! ?

Hacker: What

Xiao Bai: Can you steal?

Hacker: Nonsense! ?

Xiaobai: Then help me choose the number ...?

Hacker: Say numbers ...?

Xiao Bai: 10000?

Hacker:! #￥%……—* ?

Hacker: Here I am again ...?

Xiao Bai: Just in time. I have something to ask you ...?

Hacker: What is it? Don't ask me to help you change the water fee this time! ?

Xiao Bai: Can you crack the password?

Hacker: Nonsense, I am a hacker, ............?

Xiaobai: Help me unlock the Da Vinci code! ?

Hacker: Go to hell, you idiot. You've watched too many movies. ............？

Xiao Bai: Do you find it interesting to visit my computer every day?

Hacker: Interesting! ?

Xiao Bai: What's the point?

Hacker: I'm studying why your computer full of viruses doesn't crash. ...

Xiao Bai: I know! ?

Hacker: # $%! why

Xiao Bai: This is called fighting poison with poison! ?

Xiao Bai: I still want to control your computer?

Hacker: That won't do. If someone enters my computer, I will go crazy?

Xiao Bai: It's not fair! ! ?

Hacker: Well, OK, so you have it under control?

Xiao Bai: ... but I won't?

Hacker: Quack ~ ~ ~ That's why I agreed! ! ! ?

Hacker: I'm here again?

Xiao Bai: This may be the last time we meet?

Hacker: Oh? what's up

Xiaobai: I want to reinstall the system, kill virus and install a firewall. I won't let you in! ?

Hacker: You hate me so much, ............ Well, I won't come again. Bye-bye?

Xiao Bai: Well, .........., hey, wait a minute! ! Teach me what reloading system is first! ?

Hacker: ....................?

Xiao Bai: Can you answer the questions about computers?

Hacker: Should I?

Xiao Bai: Which key on the keyboard is the most handsome?

Hacker: .............. doesn't know?

Xiao Bai: "F4" of course! ! ?

Hacker: dizzy! ?

Xiao Bai: Can you answer another computer question?

Hacker: As long as it's not your stupid question?

Xiao Bai: I'm serious! ! Can you operate my computer?

Hacker: Well, really?

Xiao Bai: This is a problem. Can you solve it, too?

Hacker: Your question should not be difficult, right?

Xiao Bai: Great. My fan seems to be broken. Can you change it for me?

Hacker: ... me first?

Xiao Bai: Is my computer really broken this time?

Hacker: .............. just checked. Is your computer all right?

Xiao Bai: So you bully me?

Hacker: No?

Xiao Bai: You have! There are no images in the MP3 file sent to me! ?

Hacker: Help ~ ~ ~ ~?

Hacker: I'm here ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~?

Hacker: Huh? People.

Hacker: Not yet? Isn't this a waste of electricity?

Hacker: Oh, my God, where are you? Come out quickly. Don't scare me ~ ~?

Hacker: Not yet? I copied the files from your computer to one disk and pasted them on another disk for a hundred times, a hundred times ~! ~ ?

Hacker: Not yet.

Xiao Bai: Haha, I've been here, but my keyboard is broken. It took me a long time to know that the socket had dropped ...?

Xiao Bai: Let me ask you a question?

Hacker: Say?

Xiao Bai: Besides my computer, can you control other people's computers?

Hacker: Some can ...?

Xiao Bai: Is it ok if there is no internet connection?

Hacker: ..............?

Xiaobai: Can you turn on someone else's machine with the remote control?

Hacker: ................?

Xiao Bai: You can still steal top secret documents! ! ! ?

Hacker: I think you watch too many movies. Why don't you take a shower and get some sleep?

Hacker: It's so late, why don't you go offline?

Xiao Bai: Oh, it's time to get off. Do you want me to unplug it?

Hacker: Slow down! You won't turn it off.

Xiao Bai: Yes, just press the power off button and it won't move. Only press the power?

Hacker: You modify the registry: open HKEY _ local _ MachinesoftwareCroftWindownCurrentVersionWinlogon, right-click Winlogon, select New → String Value, enter PowerdownAfterShutdown, and then double-click the edit value as 1 to automatically shut down ...?

Xiao Bai: ............, I'd better press the power.

Xiao Bai: I finally meet you. I tell you a good news ...?

Hacker: Ahem, I also want to tell you bad news ...?

Xiao Bai: Ah, what bad news? Come on, come on.

Hacker: I am poisoned ...?

Xiao Bai: Wow, haha, my God, Xiao He, you will have today ...?

Hacker: I have the flu virus ~! ~ ?

Xiao Bai: ―― Ah! ?

Xiaobai: Xiaohei, I want to video with you, can I?

Xiaohe: Well, ok?

(10 minutes have passed ...)?

Xiaohe: What are you doing? Why not send it?

Xiao Bai: What's this?

Xiaohe: Video! ?

Xiao Bai: How to send it?

Xiaohe: .............

Hacker: Just now you said you would tell me a good news. What is this?

Xiao Bai: Hehe, a boy used my computer today ...?

Hacker: KB, who dares to use your computer?

Xiao Bai: Yes, I was very scared when I opened it. I was embarrassed and went out ... I came back an hour later and saw him sitting in a chair smiling ...?

Hacker: I know what happened. Did he clean your computer?

Xiao Bai: Yes, how do you know?

Hacker: Well, I'm used to the messy twists and turns of your computer. Today, it's an easy journey. I thought I got into the wrong computer ...?

Xiao Bai: ―― Ah! ?

Hacker: However, it did take me some time ...?

Xiao Bai: But do you know what I said to him later?

Hacker: What did you say?

Xiao Bai: I told him to change my computer to the same one ...?

Hacker: ◎o◎?

Xiao Bai: Then he stared at his eyes for a long time, then brushed it and ran out * _ *?

Xiao Bai: Stop saying that I am Xiao Bai! ?

Hacker: What? Drink melatonin

Xiao Bai: Well, actually I'm smart. I invented a new way to save electricity today?

Hacker: Oh, tell me?

Xiao Bai: I found the fan in this cabinet useless. Rotating so fast consumes too much electricity. I'm going to dismantle it ...?

Hacker: hoho~~~ You are a genius. If you pull the switch at home, you will save more electricity! ! ?

Xiao Bai: .........., you seem to be with me? ! ?

Hacker: I don't think so, yes! ?

Xiao Bai called the hacker: Are you really good?

Hacker: General?

Xiaobai: Brag! Dare you turn off the Trojan horse in my computer ...?

Hacker: How hard is it? You wait?

Hacker: Haha, it's done. Regret it?

Xiao Bai: Hey, thanks ~ ~ ~ I'm playing outside, just want you to turn it off for me?

Hacker: dizzy ~ ~ ~?

Hacker: What are you playing?

Xiao Bai: Cleaning the computer?

Hacker: You? ! ?

Xiao Bai: Yes, you said I have a lot of viruses here, so I want to delete all the files I don't know I don't like?

Hacker: Stop it! How many documents do you only know? You don't want your machine.

Xiao Bai: What should I do now?

Hacker: Do nothing else. Why don't you go and play?

Hacker: Hi, Xiao Bai, haven't you seen me for a while? Did you miss me?

Xiao Bai: I didn't miss you, but you came at the right time ...?

Hacker: What now?

Xiaobai: I downloaded the movie with a donkey, but the hard disk space is not enough. Can you think of anything?

Hacker: Let me see ~! ~ ?

Hacker: Xiao Bai, I have some sad news for you. Because there are too many viruses in your computer, viruses have given birth to many babies, and they are all fighting for territory ...?

Xiao Bai: Ah ~! ~ Oh, my God! ?

Hacker: I'm still listening to the virus whispering that the price of space has gone up again. Many viruses can't afford to buy space and are ready to launch a riot ...?

Xiao Bai: What should I do?

Hacker: this is simple, reduce the space price and buy a hard disk ~! ~ ?

Xiao Bai: 555555 I forgot my password again?

Hacker: Write the password on paper if you have a bad memory?

Xiaobai: It's too long and complicated. Copying it once can kill people?

Hacker: With your intelligence, why do you want to set such a long password?

Xiao Bai: I think it is so complicated that I can't remember it, so I can stop others from deciphering it?

Hacker: In this way, the only function of your password is that it is difficult for you to ...?

Hacker: The World Cup is about to start, a man's festival! ?

Xiaobai: Not only men, but also I like ~ ~?

Hacker: You? ! You can watch football.

Xiao Bai: Yes, I will get up and watch every World Cup?

Hacker: Ha, great. We can finally speak the same language. Which team do you like?

Xiao Bai: China, of course! ! ?

Hacker: No language ...?

Xiao Bai: Come out ~?

Hacker: What is it?

Xiao Bai: Can movies be copied?

Hacker: Really?

Xiao Bai: Why can't my movie be copied?

Hacker: What did you copy it with?

Xiaobai: Idiot, floppy disk, of course! ?

Hacker: @ # $% $?

Xiao Bai: Xiao Bai, are you coming?

Honker: I'm honker. Who followed a hacker?

Hacker: Are you talking about me? ^-^ ?

Honker: ||||| Why are there so many viruses in his computer? Did you do it? ! ?

Hacker: = = ||| Yes, before I came, it was almost the same as now ~ Do you believe him?

Xiao Bai: No! ?

Blackie: ..........?

Xiao Bai: After he came, my fan stopped. It was so depressing! ?

Hacker: ....................?

Honker: ..........................?

Honker: Don't be afraid, I'll help you kill the virus! ?

Hacker: 8 ~ My virus database ~ ~?

Xiaobai: Well, I've wanted to kill the virus for a long time ~! ^V^？

Hacker: 55555555~?

Honker: Wait a minute?

Ten minutes have passed?

Honker: Depressed ~ Never seen so many viruses @ @?

Xiao Bai: ................?

Hacker: 55555555?

Honker: Wow! What age is this virus? ! ?

Xiao Bai: ................?

Hacker: Huh?

Honker: Help ~! ! ! My computer is infected by your virus. @?

Xiaobai: = _ = |?

Hacker: The descendants of the old virus have come for revenge, haha-?

Ten more minutes?

Honker: * _ * The latest software and hardware firewalls are hard to prevent, 555555~ I quit-_-# Let's go! ?

Hacker: haha, it turns out that my virus database is invincible, wow, hahaha ~! ! ! ?

Xiao Bai: Xiao Hong, don't lose heart. Come and play again when you are free.

Hacker: Hehe, welcome to kill the virus again when you are free. Don't send it slowly (*)?

Whistler: @ # $%&; *+? = ?

Xiao Bai: Are you there?

Hacker: .........., huh?

Xiao Bai: My computer is broken. What should I do?

Hacker: No, I just checked. Is it okay?

Xiao Bai: Then why did all the numbers I entered become stars?

Hacker: .................?

Hacker: Today, a guy asked me a stupid question and killed me?

Xiao Bai: Oh? What's the problem?

Hacker: He asked if the USB flash drive could be upgraded.

Xiao Bai: What, you can't?

Hacker: ... Oh, sorry, I forgot to face you?

Xiao Bai: depressed, depressed ...?

Hacker: What's the matter?

Xiao Bai: Sorry. Pluto was expelled by nine planets?

Hacker: What ... What does it have to do with you?

Xiao Bai: I think it seems farther to go once?

Hacker: Go to Mars, it suits you! ?

Hacker: Yesterday, the headhunting company came to me and said that a company wanted to sign a contract with me, with a monthly salary of 8 thousand and an extra bonus. Do you find it tempting?

Xiao Bai: If they sign me, I will report it now?

Hacker: What can you do if you go?

Xiao Bai: Well, I can't do rough work or technical work. Manage it. I can try to be a vice president or something, as long as I can get a monthly salary of 8 thousand

Hacker: Do you think there is such a stupid company?

Xiao Bai: Looking for me. Maybe people have been looking for someone like me to be vice president. Anything could happen.

Hacker: OK, recommend it to my enemy tomorrow! ?

Hacker: Did my enemy find me?

Xiao Bai: Ah, then run ...?

Hacker: Where to escape?

Xiao Bai: Go to a deep cliff. There are martial arts secrets below. You practice for ten or eight years, and then fly for revenge ...

Hacker: Shit! ?

Xiao Bai: I helped my classmate repair the computer today?

Hacker: Only you.

Xiao Bai: Right ..?

Hacker: Is it a miracle that you can repair computers?

Xiao Bai: What's so strange? Her CD drive can't read movies ...?

Hacker: Did she put the DVD movie in the VCD drive and couldn't play it out?

Xiao Bai: Right, so I know her CD-ROM drive must be broken. Tell her to buy another VCD player tomorrow ...?

Hacker: ...?

Xiao Bai: I want to buy a notebook?

Hacker: Soft copy or hard copy?

Xiao Bai: Oh, it's a laptop! ?

Hacker: What did you buy that for?

Xiao Bai: The key to playing games and surfing the Internet is to be beautiful, light and easy to carry. The most important thing is that it must be more elegant than the flower next door. Which one do you suggest I buy?

Hacker: That's very demanding. It is "Wenquxing", which suits you best! ?

Xiao Bai: Can you do me a favor?

Hacker: As long as you are online, just say it! ! ! ?

Xiaobai: I'm playing go-karting ... You helped me steal a car with eight exhaust pipes! ?

Hacker: That's only available on Korean servers! ?

Xiao Bai: I don't care! ! ! You stole it from Korea! I want to use it in China! Then I am awesome! Hehe ~ ~ ~! ?

Hacker: …………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………… "

Xiao Bai: Can you play a chorus?

Hacker: Yes! What?

Xiaobai: You help me get Tom Cruise up! I'm going to cook him into porridge! Let him dance with me! :) ?

Hacker: 88?

Hacker: I want to ask you a question?

Xiao Bai: Q?

Hacker: ............, do you have a boyfriend?

Xiao Bai: Yes! ?

Hacker: .........., what's he like?

Xiao Bai: tall, handsome and powerful. It's super good for me to run a big company ...?

Hacker: Oh, I have something to do ...?

Xiao Bai: Hello ~ Hello ~ ~ ~?

Xiao Bai: Hey, why haven't I seen you for a long time? Did you get caught? ! ?

Hacker: No, .......... is busy. Are you okay?

Xiao Bai: OK, I'm busy, too. I've cleared Lianliankan! ! ?

Hacker: .........., how are you and your boyfriend?

Xiao Bai: Boyfriend? What boyfriend?

Hacker: Don't you have a tall, handsome and powerful boyfriend? ! ?

Xiao Bai: Oh, oh ~ ~ ~ I'm afraid you will underestimate me?

Hacker: ... you, you super idiot! ! ! ! ?

Hacker: .............. I like you?

Xiaobai: Virus

Hacker: What virus? I mean, unfortunately, I find that I like you very much?

Xiao Bai: You lied to me again. You always call me an idiot?

Hacker: Yes, you are a big idiot, but I decided to sacrifice myself to maintain world peace, lest you harm others ...?

Xiao Bai: ..................?

Xiaobai: Do you really like me?

Hacker: .........., huh?

Xiao Bai: How much do you like it?

Hacker: It's just that my heart hurts when I can't see you. My head hurts when I see you.

Xiao Bai: Oh, do you understand?

Hacker:? What did you learn from it?

Xiao Bai: So you treat me like a child with cavities facing chocolate! ?

Hacker: Can you buy this notebook?

Xiao Bai: Oh, how about this?

Hacker: Good configuration, good brand and good after-sales service?

Xiao Bai: It doesn't matter. What matters is what color they are.

Hacker: ............ only has black?

Xiao Bai: Huh? ! Don't these businesses consider consumer psychology and don't know how to add color or make hamburgers?

Hacker: Well, how about going to the toy counter first? ! ?

One day, a stranger added a hacker.

Stranger: Hello?

Hacker: Don't disturb idle people?

Stranger: I am a beauty! Don't be so rude to beautiful women?

Hacker: It's a pity that I already have someone I like?

Stranger: I am more beautiful than the person you like 100 times?

Hacker: But she is the most beautiful in my mind?

Stranger: disgusting?

Hacker: Excuse me?

Stranger: Hello ...?

....？

Hacker (dark cool): Xiao Bai, Xiao Bai, you still want to test me without even changing the IP.

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