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I'm getting married. Today, my family had a meal with the woman's parents and talked about the cost. In the middle, people often ignore the following situations. Bride price: 6 pounds
Wedding price:
66 thousand. My brother paid for it himself and agreed without much thought. (Sanjin 1.5w has been bought)
House:
My family has bought a house, the full amount is 87 square meters, which cost my parents nearly 500 thousand.
Woman: The woman asked for a name, and her parents agreed.
Talk about the house.
Decoration:
Contradictions began to accumulate.
Parents: 10W All-inclusive paperback, 20,000 pieces of furniture. I wanted the woman to make an appliance, but I didn't make it clear. I want that woman to speak for herself.
Female: The woman's parents are silent. Finally, the woman's father said: Let the two children make their own appliances! (this TM has fallen on my head again)
After saying this, my mother pinched me (going home at night is a dead end), but she dared not say it.
The scene is already a bit embarrassing!
After talking about the decoration, my parents are already a little pale.
Wedding:
Apart from other expenses, I definitely ran out of my house (at first, the miscellaneous wedding was not a banquet ***4W).
The key problem lies in the banquet. The woman asked us to reserve 50 tables (the woman always reserved 100 table, and the banquet guests reserved 90 tables, 10 table for standby). The woman's banquet money (equivalent to more than 5W, the focus is on the gift money).
Parents: 5W is not too much, so my parents agreed, but my mother probably couldn't help asking about the dowry.
Mom: These two children live far away and the transportation is not very convenient. Why not look at the things that accompany them? (dowry car)
W: The traffic is quite convenient now, so it shouldn't be a problem in the future. I am speechless, my parents have already passed away. )
Mom: (I can't stand it! What do you think of the woman's dowry? (words are not so polite)
W: I only have one daughter, but I really don't have enough money at hand, which means I can give a dowry of about 3W at most. Didn't I just give you 66666? )
Mom: (it's not easy to have an attack) It's better to marry a car.
W: It still means that the car is too expensive to buy. However, the dowry has increased to about 4W.
Finally, the issue of dowry broke up in discord, and the old peacemaker, my father, was involved in the topic again.
Finally, at the end of the dinner, I gave 9999 engagement money. Go back to your homes.
On the way, my mother didn't look good. She told me that if her family got married, it would be a little. First of all, it is impossible to add a name to the house. Second, the banquet was held separately. Third, I should give it to my parents 1500 yuan every month after marriage, and they kept it for me, for fear that the woman would eventually give it all to her parents. Then tell me to call my girlfriend when I go home.
When I got home, I called my girlfriend in front of my mother and explained it to her. I quarreled with my girlfriend on the phone. It means that the banquet can be held separately and the house should have a name. She also said that she is the only child in their family, and getting married is not a burden for the family. When they got married, the two old people were left unattended at home. It is not easy for her parents to raise her.
I didn't resist hearing this. It's not easy for your family to raise you! Is it easy to raise me at home? Now it doesn't mean that you can't go back to your parents' house casually like in ancient times. Both sides are equal. Our marriage is a matter for two families. If you leave your parents after marriage, I will agree to all your requirements. Now everything is paid by my family. Is your family going to sell your daughter? Finally, she said something ugly, saying that if she can't afford it, she won't settle! I replied: this is what you said! Just hung up the phone.
Now the phone keeps ringing, girlfriend, and I haven't answered either of our references.
My mother estimated that things were a little serious, so she came to persuade me to talk to her again. If it really doesn't work, do it first. Don't spoil the happy event.
I went back to my room without saying anything. I thought about it and felt so angry that I posted a post to calm down.
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