Urgent! ! ! Crosstalk or sketch about Dragon Boat Festival performed by two or three people, funny!

(There is a shelf with a long table on the stage, with a high-grade zongzi gift box of 1 on it, and a brand is poked in front of the shelf. )

Jiaozi male: (I didn't see anyone at first, only heard voices) Take your time, it's not far away! Walk back from the left side of the stage, holding a pile of money and waving goodbye to the left side of the stage. Then turn around and sing while counting money) make money, make money, make money and don't know how to spend it (smile at the audience), of course, for my girlfriend! (Bend down to the bottom of the shelf and bring up the other three boxes) The last three boxes! Sold out, you're done! (Take out your mobile phone and dial the phone, and make a phone call facing the right side of the stage)

Voice-over: (Phone buzzing: DuDu, connected, female voice) Hello?

Jiaozi man: Honey, don't you like career men? Now that I have a new career, I made a lot of money at the first stroke! Go shopping with you tomorrow!

At the same time, a simple and honest old man, carrying a laundry basket on the left side of the stage, stopped at the left side of the zongzi stall and set up a stall. )

Voice-over: (Female voice, very happy) Really! What occupation?

Jiaozi male: Keep it a secret for the time being! Baby, don't worry, promise to get rich with my hardworking hands and extraordinary wisdom! Oh, by the way, today is the Dragon Boat Festival. My mother invited you to dinner and said that she would cook something delicious for her future daughter-in-law.

Voice-over: (female voice, shy) annoying ~ loquacious ~ ~ What about you?

Jiaozi male: My career is not busy. You go first, and I'll be back when I'm done!

Voice-over: (female voice) Good! Watch yourself! I am on my way.

Jiaozi male: OK, good boy, Bobo ~ yeah ~ Bobo ~

Old man: (Henan accent) Ouch, it's like falling into an ant nest, and I'm covered in itchy goose bumps.

Jiaozi male: (turns around and finds the old man) Hey? What do you do?

Old man: You are with us! (Pointing at the rice dumpling vendor), I also sell rice dumplings.

Jiaozi male: Who told you to sell it here? Leave when it's time to go. (Talking about grasping the elderly with bare hands)

Old man: You belong to a puppy. You are peeing in circles. You sell yours, I sell mine, you don't want to do it.

Zongzi seller: (strolling over to see the old man's zongzi) Old man, it's not that I brag, it's that you can't sell me. Can you believe it? How much money can you make by selling these things?

Old man: Hum, your things are nice and fancy. The price of zongzi has come. Is it still the taste of zongzi? I

You don't look like a rice dumpling seller, but you look like a fake.

Jiaozi M: What do you know? It's called packaging! Have a plenty of goods! This is proof! (Showing off the stack of money, the old man disdained to pie his mouth, and the seller of zongzi ignored the old man and began to shout) Come, come, buy! Dragon Boat Festival God Zongzi! God jiaozi! Eat it and live forever! Men are full of energy after eating, and women are full of energy after eating! Last three boxes! Special price 100 yuan a box!

Old man: (Henan accent, slow) Zongzi, five yuan.

Jiaozi Male: (Glancing at the old man and continuing to drink) Dragon Boat Festival God jiaozi! A box is only 100 yuan!

Old man: (Henan accent, slow) Five dollars. The seller of zongzi stared at the old man, and the drunk stumbled to sell zongzi.

Staring at the old man's eyes has just been brought back.

Drunk: (with a wine bottle and a Cantonese accent, he goes to the old man's booth first) Zongzi, how, how much?

Old man: (Happy recommendation) Five dollars, sweet and fragrant!

Jiaozi male: (deliberately attracting drunken men, holding his own gift box) Dragon Boat Festival God jiaozi, God (emphasis) jiaozi! Special offer (key)!

Drunk: (attracted) God Zongzi? What God jiaozi?

Jiaozi male: (Introduction of jumping up and down cheerfully) Please look here: (Jaxy's movements can be seen by his right hand.

The rice I used for this zongzi was washed after thousands of years of snow in Changbai Mountain melted.

Yes, with the best red dates in the world and more than 800 flavors of spices, after 7749 days of painstaking efforts.

System, exquisite! It has all kinds of magical effects!

Old man: (to the audience) I've seen too much of Journey to the West.

Zongzi seller: It's definitely the best zongzi on earth! Ordinary people eat and live long! Eternal life! (whispering) Here's your collar.

Tour guide, I promise you a promotion and a fortune!

Drunk: (listening with blurred eyes) Immortality ~ ~ ~ Immortality ~ ~ ~ That's not suitable for leaders. (Shake your head and walk off the stage and come back in a few steps) Just send my mother ~ Come on, give me a box!

Old man: (looking at the drunk, loudly) Five dollars!

Drunk: (smiling at the old man) There are no cheap goods and no good goods-it is right to buy expensive ones. (Laughing old man, he took out a hundred dollars and gave it to the rice dumplings seller, but didn't give it to the rice dumplings seller. No, I'm sorry, I'm a little drunk. (Note: The word order is correct)

Man selling zongzi: (smirking proudly, taking the money and giving him a box of zongzi) Hehe! Walk slowly! (The drunk stumbled and fell to the right of the stage)

Old man: (angry) I said, what's wrong with you? Still immortal.

Jiaozi male: Never mind what I wrapped, I sold it anyway. (I just earned 100 yuan) I call it filling the market gap and meeting the market demand!

(When I was proud, I was stunned and found my mother coming from the left side of the stage and rushing to the old man): Oh, no, (the old man is busy closing the stall nervously)-my mother is coming!

Old man: hey, (stop, relax) I thought it was from the city management ~, what's so terrible about your mother?