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What words did your girlfriend say that made you feel sweet?

1. She really smells so good, I really want to smell it

2. I really want her body, but it’s really painful to hold it back

3. The first thing that comes to my mind when I wake up in the morning is why she didn’t send me a message. I feel a little unhappy if she doesn’t send a message, but she will be happy when she receives the message.

4 , I particularly like her smile, and I really want to protect her smile. I am happy when she is happy, and I am happy no matter what I do. If she is unhappy, even the funniest jokes will become unfunny

5 , I am really good at acting coquettishly. When I am called brother, I have no resistance at all. If possible, I will give her the stars and the moon (you can only call me brother, I will be jealous even if you call others)

6 , Don’t dare to speak loudly, otherwise it will become a roar

7. Anger is really instantaneous. When you are angry, you squeal, which is also super cute (the dragon roars, oooh!)

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8. I can quit the game for a phone call or a message. I can put oil on my soles instantly even in class. I can quit instantly even if it is black. Nothing in the world is more important than her phone. 9. I want to work hard to learn to take care of someone and light up my various skills, just so that I can take good care of her when we are together in the future

10. I don’t want her to do this or that, and I don’t want her to spend time Qian wants her to lie down and wait for me to come home. I can do whatever she wants. I just want her to eat, drink, have fun, and live the life of a young lady

11. Even if you don’t have much money, you still have to visit her. - Eyes, I want to go to her no matter what, even if we are 1565.5 kilometers apart

12. I really know how to kiss. I really fell in love with her when I kissed her for the first time. I kiss her every morning. I want to kiss her. I won’t be able to sleep without her kissing me at night. When I kiss her, she is so shy and tempting. I really want to rub her into my bones.

13. I long for her After marrying home, I always think about working hard to study life and be responsible for her. My sense of responsibility rises very quickly. I have to fulfill even a small promise to her

14. I hate her the most I wonder if I am fat. I always say that I am fat, but I am really thin and light. I always say that I am average-looking, but in my eyes, I am really cute everywhere. You may even forget the time when watching it

15. I really don’t know how to coax her. Although I can’t, I will definitely convey my feelings!

16. I will care about whether she She dresses very sexy when I'm not around. She's always afraid that someone will snatch her away. She doesn't want her to wear a skirt. She's always afraid that an ISP will miss her.

17. Her whole body is so soft, I hug her to sleep It's so comfortable and the waist is so soft. It's great to hold her while sleeping. I really want to hold her for the rest of my life.

18. It turns out that she is really not confident and insecure. I really want her to rely on me and let her Slowly becoming more confident, I want to be her home and her harbor

19. I can’t get angry with her, she is so cute. When I want to get angry, think about her cuteness and mood. There will be peace (Buddha). But sometimes you are really angry, so you still have to keep smiling

20. The wheat can last for so long, the longest is 2 days and 2 nights. The strong man of Douzong actually So scary

21. Baby can talk so smoothly