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Looking for Chen Bailu's Monologue in Sunrise
Poor Sheng Da, you are such a bookworm. Do you think the money made by these celebrities is famous? I have several people here, you can have a look, all kinds of colors: bankers, industrialists, small officials. If you think their profession is prestigious, then the money I got in this way is much more prestigious than theirs.
Well, maybe you and I are a little different in reputation. I don't want to hurt anyone. I didn't grab other people's food into my bowl. I love money as much as they do, and I try to get it, but the money I got was obtained at the expense of my most precious things. I don't want to cheat anyone. I didn't rob anyone in any way. My life is what others are willing to defend, because I sacrificed myself. I have done my most pitiful duty to men and women, and I enjoy the rights that women should enjoy!
What's the matter with you? Silly boy, do you think you have a pet in your eyes? You are shameless, tears are our women's business! My poor little thing made me cry, didn't it? I'll wipe it with you. Look, such a big man, are you kidding! Stop crying, stop crying! Right? Sheng Da, listen, you asked me to tell you the truth. Don't be so childish. You think you can leave if you want?
No, no, you misunderstood me. I didn't promise you. I just tore your ticket, not my contract. I've sold it to this place all my life.
Do you think you are the only one who is so affectionate in the world? I can't marry you because I hate you? Don't you even have time to play with me for a day or two and talk about the past? You are a little old-fashioned. You can't be good friends without getting married? Can't thinking about our past feelings make us feel a little nostalgic? You squinted at me as soon as you came in, but I didn't. Lucy is not. You said that I was wrong. You said something about me and scolded me. You look down on me and want me to marry you at once. You want me to give you an answer within 24 hours. Oh, you want me to go with you at once. Do you think women will be less miserable if they are obedient like sheep?
Stop and come in. Who let you in? What did you eat to grow up? If you are unreasonable, the ancestors of this dock are here! (Laughter) Are you searching for pirated goods? I'm here to search for smoky soil, I'm here to search for pistols, and I'm not vague about you! I have 520 cigarettes in this room and 80 pistols in that room. What do you want? This is always enough for all of you to play. The man at the door was startled. (to the door) Come in! Everybody! (Politely) Why don't you come in? What a big man! What are you afraid of?
7 (Facing the sunshine, there is a faint birdsong outside) Look, there are clouds all over the sky, and the sky is bright-hey. Listen. Sparrow! (chirping outside the window) Spring is coming. (Full of joy, dancing) Oh! I like the sun, I like spring, I like youth, and I like myself. Oh, I like it! (takes a deep breath of air conditioning)
But ... but ... but where to? I always think of loneliness when I am busy, and I often think of excitement when I am lonely. I don't know what to do all day. Where do you want me to go?
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