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Give me a funny short joke?

In class, the teacher explained the meaning of "milk" and said: milk means small, such as suckling pig, squab, birth name and so on! Xiao Ming is asked to make sentences with the word "milk".

Xiaoming: Because the house price is too high now, our family can only buy 5 square meters of breasts!

Teacher Khan said: Create another one.

Xiaoming: I'm too young to jump over a cleavage one meter wide!

teacher Khan: no, create another one!

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I really can't think of it. My nipples are about to burst!