Humorous jokes about exams.

1. There is a kind of filling question called "I can't do it at all", a kind of multiple-choice question called "I look right", a kind of calculating question called "I shed tears while doing it", a kind of answering question called "I get up and collapse", a kind of proving question called "Prove your sister" and a kind of failing class called "It doesn't matter".

2. I want what I want if I don't fail the exam; If I don't review, I want it. You can't have both, so I'll go.

3. The test is not the result, but the signal of China Mobile.

4. Be bold in cheating in the exam, dare to cheat, and don't be like a small-footed person.

5. In high school, I envy college students as long as they pass the exam ... In college, I envy high school students whether they pass the exam or not ...

6. Death teaches people everything, just like the results announced after the exam-although I suddenly realize it, it is too late ~!

7. The exam cheats are the shortest. Three short and one long choose the longest; Choose b for different lengths; Choose d if it is uneven. Give priority to copying, supplemented by Mongolia, and combine Mongolia with copying, and you will definitely pass.

8. The current exam is like the national football team. Often, the parties are not worried, but others are worried about them. Those who should have worked hard didn't work hard, but those who shouldn't have worked hard worked hard.

9. The teacher said calmly in every exam. The whole book is the focus. I will take it as the focus if it is not the focus. I will take it as the focus if you think it is the focus.

1. When I was in high school, I just envied that college students passed the exam ... I went to college, and I missed it when I was in high school and failed ...

11. You are also embarrassed.

12. Love hasn't come yet, and life is carefree; The most painful thing is just tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but looking back later, it was just how tiny it was.

13. When you get the test paper, you feel cold and nervous. You forget the vocabulary. It seems familiar, but the explanation is unknown. Grammar reading is ambiguous. Reading a composition tears a thousand lines. I will leave the examination room in two hours. See my classmates. * * * Sad. With such achievements, I have no face to see my parents. Until the results release day, on the roof, Foxconn.

14. In fact, the college entrance examination is not terrible at all. After reviewing for a year, all the exams are good. The university is terrible, only one week, and all the things that can't be tested are ~~

15. The whole semester is completely abandoned, and the exam is approaching, and all my heart is broken. I didn't sleep for a week, and I was all on my back before the exam. When I walked into the examination room, I collapsed, and I got a paper full of tears, and I didn't test anything on my back, and I couldn't test anything ~ < P > 16. Recently, I was bored, and my children were always rogue. Go home late for fun, and sleep more when reading. At the bottom of the exam, laughter is not the bottom. Grandma follows the teachings and strives for the best. What is the first thing for children to ask questions?

17. I got a score in this exam. I'm not depressed. I'm just unconvinced. Why did others do so well in the exam, but I did so badly?

18. Love hasn't come yet, and life is carefree; The most painful thing is just tests and exams. I felt a lot of pressure at that time, but looking back later, it was just how tiny it was.

19. Don't be nervous before the exam, take a deep breath and relax more, be careful in the exam, think more carefully about the questions, be at ease after the exam, and be happy to wait quietly. On the National College Entrance Examination Day, I hope that students will exert themselves for a long time, be admitted to an ideal university and create a brilliant life!