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Blue sky, yellow leaves, autumn colors, cold smoke, green waves. The mountain reflects the setting sun and the sky meets the water, and the grass is ruthless, even outside the setting sun. Dark homesickness, thoughts of chasing travel. Every night unless, sweet dreams make people unable to sleep. The bright moon tower is lonely, and the wine turns into sorrow and tears.

It's already late autumn. In southwest China, even early winter is not terrible. 15 degree weather, many children in the park are still playing in jackets.

I think that I have resigned for some time. Determined to learn to write, but often can't write a word!

All strength seems to be just the level of helping my son revise his composition.

At present, the livelihood burden of a family of four falls on Mr. Wang alone. Mr. Wang is an introvert and seldom complains to me. I'm afraid he can't stand it alone. Last night, I went to comfort him. If I feel really stressed, I will invite my mother-in-law to come and help me with Bauer after the New Year, so that I can go out to work. Mr. Wang refused when his mother-in-law came, and he was even more afraid of the more chaotic situation.

My personality is a bit like sister Lin. I didn't learn from Daiyu. I am kind, short-tempered, sentimental and sarcastic. The mother-in-law doesn't know a word, takes care of the children and never does housework. She knows nothing about cooking except steaming steamed buns and baking pancakes. I said we should pay attention to hygiene at home, and my mother-in-law said it was too hygienic to recruit maggots when I was old. My mother-in-law is so straightforward that she never analyzes what she says. Besides, my mother-in-law is stubborn. When I first entered her house, I saw that my in-laws didn't pay attention to eating, so I told them the trick of stewing tofu and fish. "Thousands of rolls of tofu, ten thousand rolls of fish." My mother-in-law gave me a look and told me that in rural areas, stewed chicken and fish at home can be eaten as long as there is no blood, which wastes firewood.

Can my mother-in-law and I stop being like passers-by from now on?

Have something to say. Different circles don't have to merge. If I understood this sentence, there wouldn't be so many collisions and so much pain.

Now I understand why so many mother-in-law and daughter-in-law are separated. There is no common language, each holds his own opinion, and it is uncomfortable to squeeze together! It is impossible to convince either side for a lifetime. Forget it, it's better not to say it! The fragrance is far away, and the taste is near!

Writing a composition should start from the third grade, right? When I was in the third grade, I wrote a film review of the movie "Xiaoyuelou", and now I still feel ecstatic when I think about it! One is that the plot is interesting, because the film itself is a comedy. The other is that I just wrote hi all the way and wrote many typos, such as "young man" in many places. I will never forget the "young man" I wrote, and I wrote a composition for the first time in my life.

In the fourth grade, my composition was still a model essay that teachers had to read in class. But when I was in the fifth grade, I made another joke about an old hen at home. The full text is very wonderful, how the hen grew from a chick to a beautiful and shiny hen, how to eat, how to catch insects for it, and so on. At the end of the article, I made a sea and wrote that this hen lays four eggs every day ... because there are too many chickens at home, I can pick up many eggs every day. I really can't estimate how many eggs a hen has a day. ...

When I was a child, anecdotes became short stories made up by my son before going to bed, until I talked about my poverty.

I haven't been with my son for a long time since I had a daughter. My son seems to have suddenly grown up. However, my son can't help being spoiled by me.

Look at the baby around you, and some grievances will be relieved.

I'm in a blue mood. I just want my body to be stronger. Take good care of Erbao and Dabao. Can help her husband reduce the burden of life.