Cantonese xiehouyu joke

0 1, promoted in Ma Ying? It is not a sweet product.

02. Barbecued pork and boiled soup? raw meat

03. Beggars eat dead crabs? must

04. Open a henhouse? self-introduction

05. Frogs cross the river? Everyone has their own children.

06. passport photo? become a laughing stock

07, drying the film? Well, I can see light.

08. Is Fan Po pregnant? Have ulterior motives/motives

09. Teacher Zhou teaches? Police blare

10, stir-fried melon with sugar? Share joys and sorrows.

1 1, shanling monument? Become a winner

12, shed trunk? Sneak away

Traffic lights? Point red and green

14, dead lantern? Cite a large number of figures

15, October sugarcane head? Sweet tail

16, Shawan Lantern? there is no need

17, except pants fart? Make unnecessary moves

18, tea melon to deliver food? Good people are limited.

19, chicken blows eggshells? Wealth scatters happiness.

On the 20th, Yan posted a notice? A lot of lies

2 1, black-bone chicken pecking black beans? Black peck peck

22. Cannon neck? Don't explode or precipitate.

23. Hang Sangu? It's easier to ask than to send.

24. mustard, ginger and lettuce? Marry the wrong husband and have the wrong child.

25. Toothless men drink soup? No filth.

26. Is the taro stained with sugar? Heart lamp

27. Is your nose covered? Don't avoid anything (nose hair)

28. Burning a newspaper in front of the grave? Uh, ghosts.

29. Pour herbal tea on the bridge? What (river) is bitter?

30, eunuch grinding column? True fault distance

3 1, is it narrow for a person to walk in the sun? despotic

32. Take a walk at Jiuqu Bridge? circle

33. Are you dead? Eat as soon as possible.

34. Shoot mosquitoes in a happy competition? Both places are difficult.

35. Uncle Twelve sells dogs? Must choose

36. Dragon boat with pig manure? Long and smelly

37, the old man came to power? Power and potential

38. Sweet potato? Heart lamp

39. Do you draw tigers? Afraid.

40, eunuch circumcision? Tell me about it.

4 1, the fat man in the hat and shirt? As old as you.

42, salted eggs to cook soup? My heart is full of sunshine.

43, pig excrement suddenly inserted banana leaves? eerie

44. axe cuts cow dung? Real entry

45, fat woman guarding the door? Large tie handle

46. Bad balloons? Blow you up

47. What is the rank of the second uncle? Secondary envoy asked.

48. Do you always celebrate the New Year? Count to seven.

49. Hanging your neck in a shit hole? Absolute stable array

50. At the end of Zhuji Road? Redundancy (for example)

5 1, (Note: There is one at the end of Zhuji Road? As many as teahouses? )

52.boom? Sheep? Uh, both, uh.

53. What's the hurry? Toqto'a

54. Collecting firewood in the rain? All-pass

55. A bachelor teaches a boy? Etch the bottom of the instrument.

56. Square wood and eye nails? Kicking is not depressing.

57, water ghost urine? That's clear enough

58. Stone drum urine? Pale enough

59. Boiled water and fat intestines? Contraction at both ends

60. Sleeper lice? Around the neck

6 1, kitchen rag? Ham shop

62. Salusi money? Attract the dead

63. Paper dolls? Gently chin

64. Does the cat wash its face? Willing to rely on

65. The coffin shop worships God? Want to die?

66. Win every other year? Well, it's valuable

67. Pole lanterns? It's far but not near.

68. Lift coffin pants? Rude to death

69. Does Lei Gong chop tofu? Soft shrimp

70. Fish porridge? Rock maturity

7 1, fire unicorn? Systemic addiction

72. Bug crutches? Wu live broadcast

73. Is Chao wearing pants? Guzhulai

74. Push the flashlight into the toilet? Beg for death (shit)

75. Bashu whole rice noodles? One by one.

76. Changzhou women sell vegetables? There are more melons than vegetables.

77. Abe Capone? Heart-damaged kidney

78. Shankeng Chicken? Hong Jiu Xu

79. hairy chicken? Play big

80. Peeing underwater? Know yourself

8 1, too cm pork? Everyone's business

82. Ben plays the flute? Exceed the appropriate limit

83. One-eyed play? Look at the sun.

84. Brother Xi shaved his head? soon

85. Chicken manure vine? Long and smelly

86. Soy sauce for rice? Slutty water

87. Does watermelon hit dogs? Well, look at one.

88. Changzhou guy beats his wife? ankle

89. Sanyuangong land? Tin body

90. Song San is a thin man? Song Si (Death)

9 1, ants wear litchi shells? Be a big head ghost

92, cold lane brick? Dark and damp

93. Draw a dog's head with four pieces of white paper? What a big face.

94. Did the plane hit a paper owl? Where there are sweet rocks, there are sweet bridges.

95. Nigger pees? Mr. Wu Jiu, Mr.

96. Did the drunk guy count the street lights? Know something.

97. Stone bridge candle? False caution

98. Does a guy with no nose wear glasses? Are you nervous?

99. Sister of the King of Egypt? Falaojiao