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Do you have any funny food jokes?

1. A foodie means that others are full after just two bites, but you are full and can still take two bites.

2. The biggest worry for foodies is not having nothing to eat, but having a lot of delicious food in front of them, but sadly finding that their stomachs can’t hold it.

3. If you are not a real foodie, then you will never understand the meaning of "...but, I am full" and "I am full, but..." A world of difference in words.

4. As soon as the food is served, the first command in your mind is "eat" instead of "photograph", only then you can be called a competent foodie!

5. "Why the world There are so many delicious things on the Internet?” “It’s not that there are a lot of delicious things, but that everything tastes delicious to you.”

6. A foodie means: eating delicious things when you are happy. Celebrate; when you are sad, eat delicious food to comfort you; when you are bored, eat delicious food to entertain yourself; when you are angry, eat delicious food to vent your anger.

7. Specific manifestations of foodies in life:

The teacher criticized the classmate and said: "You are a bad example."

The classmate thought : Rice grains?

The teacher said again: "Yes, you are a typical example."

The classmate thought again: Chestnuts?