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Humorous and concise monitor campaign draft (urgent! )

Student:

Hello!

Today, the only purpose for me to go on stage is to run for "monitor"-monitor. I firmly believe that this campaign speech will definitely bring me the next inaugural speech with my cutting-edge and good "official thinking", my courage and talent, and my deep friendship with everyone in the same boat.

I have never served as a class cadre and lack experience. This is a shortcoming, but it is precisely because I have never been in the "officialdom" and I am clean, and there is no "bureaucracy" and "bureaucracy"; Less is timid and selfish, and more is proactive. Just because I have been living at the bottom, I have never experienced the experience of "being above". I don't like to put on an official airs, and I can't take it, so I have a democratic style. Therefore, my slogan is "Be a thorough civilian monitor". The monitor should be the bridge between the teacher and the students, who can make reasonable suggestions to the teacher and convey the teacher's difficulties to the students. I promise to do it at any time and under any circumstances. First of all, "think about what students think and worry about their urgency." When there is a conflict between teachers and students, I must distinguish right from wrong and dare to stick to my principles. Especially when the teacher's statement or practice is incorrect, I will dare to actively fight for the legitimate rights and interests of my classmates.

As the core of a team, the monitor should have great virtue and the power to control the overall situation. I believe I am qualified. First of all, I have the ability to handle all kinds of affairs in my class. Because I have a high ability of organization and coordination, with this advantage, I promise to mobilize the enthusiasm of the class Committee, so that each class Committee can foster strengths and avoid weaknesses, promote each other, complement each other and form a fist advantage. Secondly, I also have strong adaptability. As the saying goes, "don't be surprised when something happens, don't panic when something happens." I can handle all kinds of accidents and minimize the losses. Thirdly, I believe that I can sacrifice my personal interests for the overall interests of the class, and I can "bear the burden of humiliation" when necessary. Finally, because I usually get along well with everyone and have good interpersonal relationships, this objectively reduces the resistance to work.

The general program of my class management is: manage the class by law, socialize with feelings, solicit the opinions of all students as widely as possible, and make the overall plan of the class Committee work on this basis; Then act in strict accordance with the plan, send representatives to supervise each implementation process, with responsibility to people and clear rewards and punishments. During my term of office, I will work with all class committees to do nine things for you:

1, with the help of scientific scheduling methods, reduce the total length and intensity of personal labor and health duty and improve efficiency;

2. Contact relevant businesses to send purified water regularly to completely solve the drinking water problem;

3. Establish a team loan library, strengthen management, improve its utilization rate, and initially solve the problem of reading difficulties;

4. Organize Li Xiang students to "exchange visits" on weekends to communicate their feelings and deepen mutual understanding;

5. With the consent of the school and the class teacher, organize visits aimed at understanding the society and the living conditions of people around;

6. Use the income from work-study programs to buy three processing computers and establish computer interest groups;

7. Set up a column of "New Vision" in the team newspaper gallery to track the domestic reform trends in time and form a pair of commuters who help and promote each other;

8. Establish a class "agent group", do a good job of agency, buy things for students with difficulties, send emails, send messages, etc. ;

9. Set up a monitor's suggestion box, open the box regularly, speed up information feedback and answer questions.

I will be the most democratic monitor, and the daily work should be decided by the class Committee through collective discussion, not by me alone. Major decisions must be made by referendum. If my classmates don't trust me, they can always raise a "no-confidence case" and impeach me. Don't worry, impeaching me won't be as troublesome as impeaching Clinton, and I won't stick around. I never believe in the belief that nothing is a job. On the contrary, I think a monitor "did nothing". If someone points out that I am not good or bad, it means that I am "bad" enough, and I will immediately resign.

Students, please believe me, vote for me and give me a chance to exercise! I will stand the test. I believe that with the joint efforts of all of you and giving full play to your intelligence, our class affairs will be excellent, and our class will surely rank among the advanced classes in the city and step into new glory!

Thank you! !