The God who sees through things but doesn’t tell them is still a good friend replies with comments and jokes

When the monks and apprentices of the Tang Dynasty came back from studying scriptures, they were welcomed by Emperor Taizong Li Shimin of the Tang Dynasty.

Tang Taizong: Now that your great cause has been accomplished, do you have any other requirements in the mortal world?

Tang Seng: We, master and disciple, had countless romantic encounters along the way, and inevitably fell in love with women. After more than ten years, I am afraid that even the eldest child will become a soy sauce. One day our wives and children will come and need a place to stay.

Tang Taizong: Really? How can Tathagata Buddha make you become a Buddha?

Bajie: Don’t tell me if you see it. Who doesn’t know about his relationship with Guanyin? How can he have the nerve to make irresponsible remarks to us?