Xiao Ming jokes get out.

Teacher: Xiaoming, do you like watching TV at home?

Xiao Ming: Yes.

Teacher: Are there any lines that impress you and you like very much? Share with the teacher?

Xiao Ming: Yes, yes, that's the sentence: Hey hey! Grandpa, please go upstairs! The new girl is very beautiful.

Teacher: Get out of here!

2. Xiaoming: Teacher, I will show you a magic trick.

Teacher: What magic?

Xiaoming: I will make you forget that you are a dog.

Teacher: I'm not a dog.

Xiao Ming: Look, forget it.

Teacher: Get out.

3. Teacher: There are three waters on the rough side. Xiao Ming, let's give a similar example.

Xiaoming: Pie wonton?

Teacher: Change it.

Xiaoming: Playing with glass balls.

Teacher: Not good.

Xiaoming: Can't take a shower?

Teacher: Can I have a six-character one?

Xiaoming: Oh, Mimi, Mimi.

Teacher: One hundred words!

Xiao Ming: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Teacher: Get out!

4. Xiaoming: Teacher, how does the teacher solve this problem?

Teacher: Get out.

Xiao Ming: Teacher, I want to know now!

Teacher: Get out!

Xiaoming: If you don't say it, don't say it! Swear for the teacher!

Teacher: Get out!

Xiaoming walked out of the ladies' room with an innocent face.

Xiaoming has been watching the teacher giggle in class.

Teacher: Xiaoming, why do you keep giggling at me?

Xiaoming: Because I have a cold.

The teacher said with concern: Do you still laugh when you have a cold? Did you take your medicine?

Xiao Ming: Laugh after taking medicine.

Teacher: Why?

Xiaoming: The advertisement says it will work all day!

Teacher: Yes. . . . .

6. Teacher: Why is the surface of the moon uneven?

Xiaoming: Because Chang 'e is learning excavators!

Teacher: Get out!

7. Teacher: Xiao Ming, what do you think of middle school students falling in love?

Xiao Ming: Nowadays, girls change several boyfriends a month, and they also say that men cheat their feelings and their hearts, saying that men in the world are bad people.

Teacher: What do you want to say to these girls?

Xiaoming: For such a girl, I just want to say four words: Please contact me!

Teacher: Get out!

8. One day in music class, teacher: Xiao Ming, you sing me a children's song.

Xiaoming: Rabbits are white and white. It severed arteries and veins. It's so cute not to move.

Teacher Black Line: Change a song.

Xiaoming: Two tigers. Two tigers fall in love on the left. They love the left. They are all men. It's weird. It's weird.

Teacher: Get out.

9. Teacher: Xiaoming, if you have money now, what do you want to do most?

Xiaoming: I want to have a home. She's at my house. She is so awkward during the day that she slaps at night.

Teacher: Get out!

10, Teacher: Xiao Ming, imagine the scene where teachers get together 20 years later.

Xiaoming: Can I sing?

Teacher: Yes.

Xiao Ming: In another 20 years, you will meet, be sent to the crematorium and be burned to ashes. You are a pile, he is a pile, and no one knows anyone. They will all be sent to the countryside as fertilizer.

Xiaoming died at the age of fifteen.