Short, incisive and funny sentences Short humorous joke sentences (59 selected sentences)

1. You praised me that I can roll ten times underground.

2. If you are pretending, just find a place to bury it.

3. Don't cry at my grave, it's dirty my path of reincarnation!

4. Why sleep for a long time before you die?

5. We agreed to go together. Who let go?

6. I said I love you to the sky, and it thundered.

7. I don't get up by perseverance now, but by urinating.

8, endure a calm for a while, take a step back and be careful.

9. I keep a low profile because I can't keep a high profile.

1. A short ghost story: Catch up on homework tonight.

11. You have to be happy and sad, so why not be happy.

12. I like you, which is my exclusive memory!

13. I have a wish not to fail the exam.

14. Looking back suddenly, I was in the dim light.

15. Raise your hand if you love me, and stand on your head if you don't love me.

16. I'd rather be fat and delicate than thin.

17. The modernization of human beings is mainly emotional.

18. Remember one sentence: Cherish your life, college dropout!

19, the needle is not sharp at both ends, and people do not have two pairs of body and mind.

2. Labor and capital love you. You bite me!

21. Although you are single, you are as fat as two people.

22. It's not that I can't cry. I'm just used to not crying.

23. When you wear a suit and tie, I will be brilliant.

24. I'm sorry to make you laugh.

25. People are trying to attract bees and butterflies, but you are trying to attract flies.

26. I fell in love with you at first sight, but I was awake at second sight.

27, even believe in advertisements, you are stupid to read!

28. I can't do what I want, but I want to be worthy of my heart.

29. You talk about not eating, but your body is honest.

3. Learning to bully is to test the gods, and learning scum is also called copying the gods!

31. Everything is going up in price, but people are getting cheaper and cheaper.

32, you are like a pug, who has food to go with.

33. Don't talk to me about ideals. I've given up smoking for several years.

34. Don't be infatuated with elder sister. I took off my makeup and asked you to vomit blood.

35. Only by living like a princess can you attract a prince.

36. The most mysterious department in history: relevant departments.

37. The most difficult choice in the world is to choose one from the other.

38. We always want to cherish it, but we are full of temper.

39, humble surface, cover up the inner abnormal condition.

4. People who move their true feelings will be moody.

41. I am good-looking, so you should be patient.

42. Good medicine tastes bitter, but why hasn't it worked?

43. Early love improves emotional intelligence, while late love is harmful to health.

44. It's not negotiable to provoke me, Logger Vick, and beat you.

45. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

46. When is the bright moon? Look up yourself.

47. I am stupid and I am happy. I am two, I am healthy.

48. The blind saw the dumb and told the deaf that a ghost was coming.

49. When you want to die, you don't even want to hit the car.

5. Don't be hot and cold, so I feel queasy when you are tired.

51. You are cheap and promising, and coquettish and foreign.

52. A short temper is like this, and whoever you love has no face.

53. There is no equal treatment. I have precious treasures.

54. Life is so long, what is waiting for you for a few years?

55. I need him just as I need to breathe air.

56. If you are not blind, don't understand me with your ears.

57. All beings are equal. I am garbage, and so are you.

58. There is a kind of silence, which is called the teacher coming.

59. Who is in charge of the ups and downs of the vast land? Only me, Lord.