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You're drunk. What have you done?
When I was young, I was lovelorn once, and then one day, the more I thought about it, the more sad I became. I hid in my room and blew two bottles of red wine in one breath. It was at three o'clock in the afternoon, and I simply borrowed wine to drown my sorrows.
then I drank the fragments. Anyway, I really don't know anything about what happened later. Drunk until the early morning of the third day, after three o'clock.
when I woke up in the middle of the night, the light was on in the room and there was a very big pool of water on the ground. I just got up and thought about that pool of water. What is it? "Did I drink too much and pee indiscriminately?" I looked at the pool of water. There was no vomit. It was very clear water.
"or did I wake up in the middle of the night and wash my face and feet and knock it over?" I thought to myself, because I'm still wearing my first day's clothes and I haven't taken them off. I smelled it with my hand later, but the problem was that there was no smell at all, and then there was no color. So I still haven't figured out where that big pool of water came from!
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