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What's interesting about your driving test in the ditch of women's subject three?
I am a person who is particularly prone to sunburn. I happened to practice driving in summer, and those days were surprisingly hot and scorching. I struggled for several days under the contempt of the vicious coach. After driving for a few days, I look similar to my friend who just came back from Tibet (please make up for it yourself). I'm wearing flat shoes, and the part between my pants and my ankles is tanned, which is obviously different from my feet. I feel like myself.
I met a problem when I practiced riding a bike. I'm always nervous, the handlebars are tight and I won't relax. Whenever a cart or a person passes by me while riding a bike, I will unconsciously lose my balance and stick it on. Now learning to drive a motor vehicle, although I don't have to worry about losing balance like a bicycle, "shifting gears and leaning on the line" is also a big test for me. The coach car in the driving school is manual transmission (it seems that everyone who learns to drive is learning manual transmission). I think the gear and handle of this manual gear are simply anti-human designs. As a novice driver, I need to constantly shift gears by phone during driving, and at the same time, I have to consider turning on the turn signal and parking by line ... This multi-threaded processing method keeps my brain CPU running at a high speed, and it is easy to forget a certain link, which leads to the overall inability to keep up with the trip. My dad always said that driving should be "all eyes and all ears". Ever since I practiced driving, I want to become a "Nezha", and I can handle it easily with superhuman powers. Fortunately, the coach gave our students some operating formulas, and kept them in mind, and practiced more, but slowly honed their driving skills. In short, you must have a strong heart in the process of practicing subject three on the road, try to ignore the coach's scolding and concentrate on practicing good cars.
However, there are also some excellent students, which makes the coach helpless. For example, a classmate was so nervous when practicing gear shifting that he even broke the handle with too much force. Another student, also because of nervousness, and the driving school coach car broke down, laid a heavy hand on him, and even pulled off the steering wheel of this pickup truck while driving, leaving no one left.
There are also some students in the driving school who give the coach a headache. These students are always rated as "the most familiar faces on campus". They may not be good at driving this kind of machine by nature, and somehow they can't graduate. There is such a sister who took the exam with me at the same time. She is petite, because her limbs are too short to step on the brake pads, and the coach car is poor. The seat design is also unreasonable. Every time she got on the bus, she adjusted her seat to the position closest to the steering wheel and brought a thick headrest behind her back from home. She was wearing muffins and sneakers. She also practiced driving seriously, but she fell off the chain in the second exam and stopped at last, failing to deduct points. There is also a male classmate, although only in his twenties, but a little bald. He applied for the exam very early, but he never took the exam. He is always stuck in the S-bend of subject two. It's really heartbreaking to hear that I've passed the second exam for three times. Maybe it doesn't match the character of the driveway. Later, he changed lanes to pass the fourth exam.
Actually, driving is not difficult. Practice makes perfect. As long as you practice hard, you can basically pass the driver's license test.
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