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Finally, I made myself look like a greasy middle-aged aunt.

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Finally, she turned herself into a greasy middle-aged aunt. I clearly remember the year when I was called "Auntie" by strangers for the first time. I was 25 years old at Shanghai Pudong Airport.

At that moment, I heard someone calling aunt. I thought it was the person next to me. I didn't care at all. Go on reading.

I didn't confirm that the child was calling me until he took a step closer to me. I was really a little confused!

Later, I went to the bathroom of the airport and took a special photo in front of the mirror. Am I really that old?

At that time, long hair was fluttering and skirts were flying, which was a good time for youth. It is always unbelievable to see different forms of middle-aged women: why can't older women stay young?

Until today, I also embarked on the point of no return of this middle-aged woman, only to know that people are neither gods nor goblins, and they must accept the experience of life and eat pig feed sown by time. No one can escape the shining pig knife of time.

Even if you don't admit that you are a middle-aged aunt, those details of life have already exposed yourself.

1. For middle-aged women, comfortable shoes are the first choice.

The high heels in the trunk of the car are only used for fighting. When I was young, I could run in high heels.

Now I can only look at my shoes and sigh. High heels are only worn on special and important occasions. If I wear high heels once, my feet will protest for days.

Usually flat shoes are the masters. Although not as beautiful as high heels, the soft soles are particularly comfortable to wear, which is enough.

I also want to look good, but the premise of looking good is to pay a painful price, which is unnecessary.

2. When women reach middle age, they begin to pay attention to health.

The thermos cup never leaves your hand, and the picture feels extremely natural and the painting style is soft.

I used to think that those middle-aged and elderly people were walking and sitting with thermos cups, which was quite puzzling.

When you are thirsty, you can buy mineral water drinks at your fingertips. They are cold and delicious. Take a few bites and throw it away. You don't have to carry them all the time. It's so convenient

Ice cream ice cream tastes fresher. I used to eat five ice creams at a time. Now, I haven't eaten for years.

Looking at the chocolate layer on the ice cream, I thought of the slogan that everyone enjoys silky smoothness, so I had to walk away silently, and then opened my thermos cup, which contained Lycium barbarum, red dates and saffron. Take a sip, it's hot and warm, and it can keep you warm to the soles of your feet.

When a woman reaches middle age, her dress style is changing.

The clothes in the closet are no longer simple black and white, but become colorful. I used to buy only black and white clothes. I think it's cool, simple and generous to wear.

In recent years, I feel that wearing black clothes is becoming more and more unsightly, especially dull and lifeless, so I have added a lot of colorful clothes to the wardrobe.

I accidentally saw a cold joke that day: no matter how you dye your hair or change it, or like Newton or Leonardo da Vinci, what matters is not your hairstyle, but your face.

Fine, quite reasonable, a middle-aged woman's face is not too young, only with some bright clothes can she look younger.

When a woman reaches middle age, beauty is no longer the first.

I won't freeze people in pursuit of beauty. Spring always comes late in the north, but the pursuit of beautiful girls can't wait.

I put on my rags early, barefoot, and then looked down at myself. The coat is equipped with warm pants, and it is alive and kicking in two seasons.

I looked at my purple lips and just wanted to say, girl, I'm not cold at all now!

But now that I think about it, I was still young, and I was still bragging. Beautiful and cold!

When a woman reaches middle age, she has no extra time to be melodramatic.

When people reach middle age, the burden is getting heavier and heavier.

Children go to school, the elderly need care, and life is a feather. How can I have time to be melodramatic and not dare to be melodramatic?

Those romantic days have been buried by rice, oil and salt, like running water in the middle of the year, carrying forward with heavy loads, without romantic feelings and with more fireworks, life has become simple and real.

In fact, most people can't avoid becoming a greasy middle-aged person in their lives.

We should work hard enough in our career, let our families live a better life, participate in the growth of children, leave no regrets, take good care of our parents, make them happy in their later years, and deal with all kinds of unexpected monsters and ghosts in life, as well as those unexpected surprises or horrors!

To tell the truth, it's really not easy not to be greasy. Looking at the messy living room and the pile of unwashed bowls in the pool, I can only feel: Who has time to kill the pig knife?

But even so, even though I am a middle-aged greasy aunt, I still want to send myself a word: living rough may be forced by life, but trying not to be rough is a life attitude.

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