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In urgent need, the Putonghua proficiency test uses the words in the book to make up short stories, each about 100! Three or four hundred words!

I didn't find a short story, but I have some materials and tongue twisters from Hua Er. Is that all right?

Phonetic word list

ι > ιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιι

Where is the magic? Where is the magic? Where is the magic?

Find fault with zh m: ochá r handyman d m: zá r

Blackboard eraser b m: NC ā r

I > r famous brand mí n pá ir shoelaces xiédàir

The lid of the kettle is húɡàir, and the child is xi.

Gasser Guisard

Allegro of my wife.

Garlic clove plum m: NP× NR

Facing Li m: Ndà NR, closing the stall, Sh not ut ā NR.

Fence son zháláNR bag son bāoɡānr

Pen holder b π

ι n π > ι r (nose) prescription Yao's ā nπ r π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π

??60960sausage Xi

I > my son diàojiàr, who r falls on Price, suddenly yar.

Bean sprouts and tofu

Iχn > Iχr pigtail XiχobiàNR photo zhàopiānr

Vermicelli face

A little y and di m: NR rain yǔdi:NR

Chatter liáotiānr zipper

Maojianer village

Toothpick stuffing

Watch out for x and ny m: NR

I\nɡ> i\r (nasal) child with nasal bridge bí liá n ɡ rTranslucent child tòuliànɡr

Huashi

University > university branch, zip code 593333

Twist son máhuār joke Xiyao Lake ι r

Toothbrush yáshuār

U ι I > u ι r together y and y kuàIR

U ι n > u ι r Teahouse, Chá π u, Restaurant, Ná n π u, Nr

Cup, Hu ǒ uà NR, signature, Lu ku, m: NR

Turn around, turn around, turn around

Interesting H m: ow á nr big shot.

π > π' s yolk

Sky ii tiānchuānɡr

Cigarettes y ā nju m: NR

An out-of-round circle

People go round and round.

Záyuànr in various hospitals

Ei > er knife back dāobèir dark child m! hē ir.

Flower pot huāpénr

Throat s door m: π door n: door b: door n

Man, Menler is curious about this.

Heel Heel H ò u ē NR high heels

Pin biézhēnr for a while y and yézhèNR

An absent-minded child

ɡXi m: Orsh almond

Blade dāorènr

En π > Er (nose) steel is cracked, and there is a crack inside.

Committee on the Rights of the Child

Ie > ier skirt shoes Xi m: oxié r

The protagonist zhǔjuér

One minute it's your errand boy, the other is yours.

Earlobes are different from ink, and ink is the same.

The bib is wéizuǐr, and the smell is zǒuwèir.

Uen>uer takes a nap, D m: D ǔ NR, chubby child pànɡdūnr.

Grinding wheels shālúnr popsicle b and n ɡɡù NR

Maybe it's spring in méizhǔnr.

Uen π > uer (nasal) * small urn Xi m: ow è n π r

tongue twister

1, it's snowing, it's snowing heavily. Snowflakes fall from the sky like goose feathers, falling on mountains, fields, houses and trees, layer by layer, all white.

It is quiet outside. There are few pedestrians.

The snow stopped and the sun came out. (The sun) shines brightly on the tree. Mountains, fields, houses and trees have all changed, and they have all put on white coats. The two small towers next to the school, both wearing white hats, look better than usual. After class, the students all came to the yard. We ski, throw snowballs and make snowmen. Their faces and noses were red with cold, but they still had a good time.

2, cold Sichuan hard work and plain living become a habit, planning for the country everywhere, made a small refrigerator, picked up the food inside, there are:

Cucumber, jujube, Chinese cabbage, red garlic, shredded pork, pudding, screws, bitter gourd juice, coarse flour, tofu. There is no sauce after eating, and the fish head is tasteless. ...

3, enter the door, pour a glass of water, drink two lucky. Picked up a small songbook and sang a song. ...