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In urgent need, the Putonghua proficiency test uses the words in the book to make up short stories, each about 100! Three or four hundred words!
Phonetic word list
ι > ιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιιι
Where is the magic? Where is the magic? Where is the magic?
Find fault with zh m: ochá r handyman d m: zá r
Blackboard eraser b m: NC ā r
I > r famous brand mí n pá ir shoelaces xiédàir
The lid of the kettle is húɡàir, and the child is xi.
Gasser Guisard
Allegro of my wife.
Garlic clove plum m: NP× NR
Facing Li m: Ndà NR, closing the stall, Sh not ut ā NR.
Fence son zháláNR bag son bāoɡānr
Pen holder b π
ι n π > ι r (nose) prescription Yao's ā nπ r π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π π
??60960sausage Xi
I > my son diàojiàr, who r falls on Price, suddenly yar.
Bean sprouts and tofu
Iχn > Iχr pigtail XiχobiàNR photo zhàopiānr
Vermicelli face
A little y and di m: NR rain yǔdi:NR
Chatter liáotiānr zipper
Maojianer village
Toothpick stuffing
Watch out for x and ny m: NR
I\nɡ> i\r (nasal) child with nasal bridge bí liá n ɡ rTranslucent child tòuliànɡr
Huashi
University > university branch, zip code 593333
Twist son máhuār joke Xiyao Lake ι r
Toothbrush yáshuār
U ι I > u ι r together y and y kuàIR
U ι n > u ι r Teahouse, Chá π u, Restaurant, Ná n π u, Nr
Cup, Hu ǒ uà NR, signature, Lu ku, m: NR
Turn around, turn around, turn around
Interesting H m: ow á nr big shot.
π > π' s yolk
Sky ii tiānchuānɡr
Cigarettes y ā nju m: NR
An out-of-round circle
People go round and round.
Záyuànr in various hospitals
Ei > er knife back dāobèir dark child m! hē ir.
Flower pot huāpénr
Throat s door m: π door n: door b: door n
Man, Menler is curious about this.
Heel Heel H ò u ē NR high heels
Pin biézhēnr for a while y and yézhèNR
An absent-minded child
ɡXi m: Orsh almond
Blade dāorènr
En π > Er (nose) steel is cracked, and there is a crack inside.
Committee on the Rights of the Child
Ie > ier skirt shoes Xi m: oxié r
The protagonist zhǔjuér
One minute it's your errand boy, the other is yours.
Earlobes are different from ink, and ink is the same.
The bib is wéizuǐr, and the smell is zǒuwèir.
Uen>uer takes a nap, D m: D ǔ NR, chubby child pànɡdūnr.
Grinding wheels shālúnr popsicle b and n ɡɡù NR
Maybe it's spring in méizhǔnr.
Uen π > uer (nasal) * small urn Xi m: ow è n π r
tongue twister
1, it's snowing, it's snowing heavily. Snowflakes fall from the sky like goose feathers, falling on mountains, fields, houses and trees, layer by layer, all white.
It is quiet outside. There are few pedestrians.
The snow stopped and the sun came out. (The sun) shines brightly on the tree. Mountains, fields, houses and trees have all changed, and they have all put on white coats. The two small towers next to the school, both wearing white hats, look better than usual. After class, the students all came to the yard. We ski, throw snowballs and make snowmen. Their faces and noses were red with cold, but they still had a good time.
2, cold Sichuan hard work and plain living become a habit, planning for the country everywhere, made a small refrigerator, picked up the food inside, there are:
Cucumber, jujube, Chinese cabbage, red garlic, shredded pork, pudding, screws, bitter gourd juice, coarse flour, tofu. There is no sauce after eating, and the fish head is tasteless. ...
3, enter the door, pour a glass of water, drink two lucky. Picked up a small songbook and sang a song. ...
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