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Joke: Why do your hands stink? Laugh till your stomach hurts. Laugh till your girlfriend is happy.

The Mullah buried the piggy bank in a hidden place among the ruins. As long as he has cash, he puts it in and records it. Not far from the ruins, there is a spice shop. The shopkeeper became suspicious when he found that the Mullah frequented the ruins. Soon after,

The shopkeeper discovered the Mullah's secret and stole all the 4 1 dinars he had buried.

The Mullah was very sad after losing his money. He guessed that it must be the owner of the spice shop, so he came up with a clever plan to punish him.

He paused.

The Mullah went into the spice shop and begged the boss to say, "Excuse me, please help me calculate the account.":

How much is 36 dinars plus 72 dinars? "

"Yes 108 dinars."

"Plus 4 1 dinar?"

"Yes 149 dinars."

"So, if you add up 1 dinar, it is 150 dinar." The Mullah thanked him and left.

The shopkeeper, obsessed with money, thought it over carefully and thought that the Mullah must have saved money and was ready to let it go.

Some money was also put in the money jar hidden in the ruins. So he put the stolen 4 1 dinar back in its original place.

The next day, the Mullah went into the ruins and stayed for a long time before coming out. When the shopkeeper saw that the Mullah had left, he thought he would make a fortune this time.

He couldn't wait to find out where the Mullah hid the money and reached for the money in the jar. He didn't take out a penny, but he grabbed a hand full of shit!