Asking for a short message joke

1. The fast running of a train depends entirely on the front of the train. Cadres lead the way, thieves work hard. Thieves can't steal well without leadership, either they steal less or they can't run away.

2. I can fool the positive fool, I can fool the faded fool, I can fool the adulterer, and the young couple have a good life. I can tell them the difference.

3. I changed! Turn, turn, turn! Turn around! Turn around! I said, what are you talking about? You, you know where I'm going, so you let me turn.

4. A big head and a thick neck are not rich people.

I wonder why there is such a big gap between the two couples living together! Brother, brother, fate!

6. This person is very annoying. I see a doctor because you see a doctor. I have a sentence, and he has a hundred sentences. This man is in poor health. You have a good eloquence. It turns out that he is engaged in pyramid schemes.

7. No amount of money can compare with public funds.

8. We have a collection of more than a dozen color TVs here. I put the biggest one in the toilet and sang karaoke while going to the toilet. It's called singing in a private room.