Humorous sentences about marriage?

Marriage is always about getting married. The problem is how to get married to your taste. Of course, jokes are needed to polish it. If you want a harmonious m

Marriage is always about getting married. The problem is how to get married to your taste. Of course, jokes are needed to polish it. If you want a harmonious marriage, please come and learn from me.

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Love is a sweet dream, but marriage is an alarm clock.

2. When in love: Dear, just follow me! ... after marriage: honey, please give me a break!

It doesn't matter how many jobs a married man changes because his boss is always the same person.

4. My husband said: Here you are, here is your long-term meal ticket!

My husband smiled and said to me, pig, let's go!

6. My husband said that you finally succeeded in your plot, and you fainted, hey!

7. The revolution was successful and the red flag came down. Find a friend to play mahjong tonight, sleep by yourself.

8. Why did you change the marriage certificate to this?

9. With this, we can share the assets equally in the future.

10. Finally, I'm not afraid that the aunt of the neighborhood Committee will knock at the door in the middle of the night. ...

1 1. Take it home to our son.

12. That's it, alas!

13. It's easier to go into town than out of town.

14. I can finally have a yellow-faced woman!

15. I finally don't have to accompany you every day.

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1. I finally got married, just like my parents went back to school.

2. Finally, I got the verdict that "my wife is in prison".

Before getting married, the man said that he dared to go to hell for her. After getting married, he found that he really went to hell.

I can meet you in this life. I must have done a lot of wicked things in my last life.

5. What is the difference between friendship and love? In fact, it is the difference between a bed.

6. My husband said: You are my man. From now on, I will take care of my monthly salary!

7. It's not adultery from now on, is it?

8. I finally have my husband's employment certificate.

I don't have to drive you home at night anymore.

10. Is it cheap to get married? ...

1 1. Say to LP, are you satisfied? At least you're your first wife. Don't bully the little ones in the future.

12. The husband said: How can it be as simple as going to the business hall to do business? How can I return it? Me: I can't return it directly. If I return it, I have to change it into a green notebook. Alas, quarreling can't be said to break up. Breaking up is divorce. It's terrible. Finally, I decided to have dinner together to calm my nerves.

13. in marriage, we admire two kinds of people: first, young women who accompany men through hardships; Second, older men who accompany women to live a good life.

14. After the Japanese war ended, the civil war started again ... M: When China is liberated and our new country is established, I will pay attention to marrying you! Woman: I'll wait for you!

15. Revolution * * *, the age of fire! M: Well, thank the organization for caring so much about me and sending you to take care of my life. Do you have any other requirements? Woman: Thanks to the trust of the organization, I will take good care of the chief and devote my life to the revolutionary cause.

16. new customs, breaking capitalism, revolutionary wedding revolutionary office! Man: The four seas are turbulent and angry, and the five continents are turbulent and thunderous. When do you think we will get married? Woman: Ten thousand years is too long. Seize the day! Register tomorrow!

17. The meaning of husband and wife: incompatible, inseparable.

18. Women pay attention to fashion, while men pay attention to fashionable women.

19. A man got married after saying a few words in church. A year later, the man said a few words in his sleep and divorced.

20. Woman: Bicycle, watch, sewing machine, 48 legs, everything! Man: You insist on the Phoenix bike. I broke my leg and didn't get a ticket. Do you think flying pigeons are ok?

2 1. English sentences are the best-selling books. Wearing glasses to pretend to be an intellectual can attract many people of the opposite sex. Woman: I'm telling you, if you don't get a college degree, we're done! My parents don't like working class!

22. The tide of commodities is flowing, and people's ideas are also strongly impacted. M: Let's do a pre-marital property notarization first. Woman: What? What do you mean? Do you still have hands? You want to dump me in the future, right? Ok, you Chen Shimei, come with me before you get married, and you won't violate it after you get married! I'm telling you, I'm not finished with you. You have to compensate me for the loss of my youth! Man: OK, OK, don't do it!

23. This is a restless era, an active era, the best era and the worst era ... Woman: We booked a table in the Mercedes-Benz Cadillac in Wang Fu Hotel, and with all the miscellaneous things, we spent nearly100000 yuan on this wedding and sent many invitations. I wonder how much gift money we can get back ... alas! What about you? Browse the address book again and see how many more invitations you can send. M: I read Chinaren alumni records here! Even the invitations of primary school students were sent out. ...

I love you. How many times have I told you? How many people have I changed?

25. Married women threaten their husbands, while single women threaten married women.

26. My husband said-actually-I was forced!

27. When getting the marriage certificate, it was raining outside. My husband looked at the sky and said, how many sisters shed sad tears?

28. The husband said, Girl, you are mine at last!

29. Husband said: This little red book proves that we were once happy. ...

30. My husband said: Stay away from me. We are married men and women. Who is responsible for what happened?

3 1. One of my buddies said, "Is this the same place for the next divorce?"

32. Husband said: Daughter-in-law, you are my man. Follow Lao Tzu in the future. Eat spicy food and drink spicy food.

33. Husband said: Stop arguing, or I will divorce you! !

34. My husband said that I didn't expect many people to get married today!

35. Husband said: I'm at work. Go back and think about how to celebrate.

36. After receiving the certificate, I walked out of the Civil Affairs Bureau hand in hand. My husband said, yeah. Finally, we can work with certificates. Come on, daughter-in-law, we went to KFC to celebrate, but I refused. If we get the certificate, we will have to live seriously. Save it ~

I just got my marriage certificate yesterday. He said, "We are legally married now. If you bully me, I can fight. " Ha ha. ...

What my husband means is that if you tear up the marriage certificate, you can't get a divorce.

39. My husband just foolishly called me "wife" for a long time. .....

40. Hehe, my husband didn't say anything. I said, "Ah? Why is "married" stamped on my household registration book? After looking for a job, you can't fill in unmarried! !

4 1. Husband said: Let's celebrate with porridge.