The funniest joke

Classic joke: Where is the scenery? The father took his youngest son panting and climbed to the top of the mountain. Dad said, "Look, how beautiful the plain under our feet is!" " ""Shui Bo liangshan, like a gay guy's concentration camp.

The characters in Water Margin are the best. Of course, it is said that 108 is a hero, but it is not complete, and it is somewhat vague and ambiguous. However, the role of men in the world is still "tenable" today, and it is quite large.

-But men in the Water Margin don't love women.

No one, it is a beauty to get angry at the crown; No one, the beauty of heroes is touching; None of them risked their lives to protect flowers. ...

Therefore, the "strangeness" of this book is also righteous and heartless.

I don't understand why the world's disasters, bitches, adulterers, thieves and wives all line up, and none of them are good. Sun Erniang, who has a home to return to, is a dragon selling human flesh buns; An unpretentious Hu Sanniang, Piansheng was given to her defeated king, and a flower was inserted in cow dung to prevent Pan Jinlian from being beautiful.

Look at those people.

When it rained, Song Jiang asked to settle in Gai Lou, Yan Poxi. Her hair is covered with pearls and green, and the water is like the afterlife. Mr. Song "missed the woman's wish" and became more and more afraid to go to her. She had to hook up with Zhang. After hearing the wind, Song made no comment. After that, she hid from the wind for several months, saying that she was a hero and didn't care about women. On the left side of the road, he was stopped by his mother-in-law and forced to go home. He also held the door and held the stairs. More and more people doubt his impotence.

Song Wu is colder. Pan Jinlian is as beautiful as a bee butterfly, and has tried every means. He just refused to move. Strange, I advised him to eat wine. He made a sudden snatch and threw it on the ground, beating women and acting like "a pig is worse than a dog". Finally, in front of the mourning hall, she was cut open and her head was cut off.

Lin Chong's beautiful wife caught Gao Yanei's eye, and she was framed by a deadly trap. Lin was stabbed in Cangzhou and was on the verge of leaving, so she wrote a divorce certificate and asked her to remarry. Of course, he thinks he is "well-intentioned", and I'm afraid he will make mistakes twice in the future, but he doesn't even have the ability to protect a woman. Is it a gentleman's move to push her to the desperate situation of "seeking more happiness for herself"?

Li Kui jy is irritable and kills innocent people. The first move is strong, and the people are not immune). Even young men and women in love were hacked to death with axes. No wonder the book also called him "the black beast".

It's simple and better. Yang Zhi is addicted to his official career and utilitarianism, and is known as "serving the country". Of course, Lu drinks and eats dog legs, and women don't care. Classical, Wu Yong, Liu Tang, etc. , get together to outwit the birth outline, then set fire to the villa and left. Yang Xiong and Shi Xiu stripped Pan Qiaoyun naked, tied her to a tree, chopped Yinger's demonstration first, then dug out her tongue, then cut her heart to her stomach with a knife, took out her five internal organs, hung them on a pine tree, separated her seven things, and then tied her hairpin jewelry in a package to take away. ……

There is no "deviant" behavior.

There are also "non-gay" men, such as Hua Hua Tai Sui, Wu Dalang, Ximen Qing, Zheng Tu and Zhou Tong. ...

However, if you die a natural death, you will be criticized. Wang Ying, a short-legged tiger, also "ranks" in Liangshan. Song Jiang was unhappy: "It turns out that brother Wang, being greedy for women is not a hero."

These men, young and strong, smart and brave, agile and wily, have all gone to the mountains and become an outlaw. They are all male classes and live in the same place. Eating wine in an urn, eating meat in chunks, weighing gold and silver, and wearing silk brocade in strange clothes, "selling blood and knowing goods" is extremely happy. If you don't take a woman seriously, you will never love her. -I'm afraid they're infected with AIDS.

This problem can be traced back to Mr Shi Naian. Does he hate lesbians? As a result, I crossed my heart and forced all the people in my pen not to go near women? Since the scenery below is good, why did it take three hours to climb up? Dad. "