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Five homophonic jokes and ten English words

patience

Angler: You've been staring at it for three hours. Why don't you catch it yourself?

Onlooker: I have no patience.

Prayer before bed

Julie is saying her bedtime prayers. "God," she said, "let Naples be the capital of Italy. Let Naples be the capital of Italy. "

Her mother interrupted her. "Julie, why do you pray to God to make Naples the capital of Italy?"

Julie replied, "Because that's what I wrote on the geography paper!" "