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I want a puppy.

1. I want to keep a dog. When I was a child, I liked dogs very much, because they were all fluffy and could be trained to do things and watch the door. In a word, I just can't help petting and hugging the dog.

When I was in the fourth grade, my family went to Nanjing to visit my mother's grandmother's house. I happened to see two newborn puppies. Their two hairs are not full, their eyes are tightly closed, and their mouths make a "cry" sound. I picked up a puppy as big as my palm and stroked it with my hand. Its little paws clung to my hand for fear that it would fall. At this time, the bitch came back. I quickly put down the puppy and watched the bitch nurse the puppy. Grandma saw that I liked it very much and said, "Give you a puppy!" " "I said quickly," good! ".I didn't expect my mother to come over and say," We won't keep such a small dog! Words like "we can't afford it either" immediately killed my hope of having a dog.

A few months later, I went to play by bike and happened to see Ke, the cleverest in our class, walking with her mother, followed by a lovely dog. Ha ha! Now I have a reason. I rode home at once and told my parents about it. The result is still not for me! I was angry, but I thought: forget it! No more dogs. However, when I watch TV, all I see is dogs; I read books, books or dogs. Dozens of articles about dogs make me want to have a dog. I slept, but I never dreamed of dogs! I had to keep begging my mother to give me a dog, but I refused.

Alas! When can I have a dog?

I want to have a puppy. I want to keep a dog. He doesn't need to be too beautiful, too smart or androgynous. All he needs is a dog, an ordinary dog.

I like dogs very much. On the one hand, because I am a dog, on the other hand, because dogs are so cute that I want to pinch them every time I see them.

Although I love dogs very much, I don't really have a dog of my own. Because mom thinks the dog is too dirty. It's not really the dog's fault. He is not as clever as human beings and knows how to take care of himself. I know dogs very well.

According to grandma, there was a rhubarb dog at home when I was a child, which grandpa picked up when he was selling oil. He has been loyal since he came to my home. On one occasion, he really couldn't overcome his fun, broke free from the chain and sneaked away. Grandma went to him behind my back, and finally found the playful rhubarb dog by the river. He also knew that he had done something wrong, so he asked me to hold him and then let grandma carry me home. Of course, grandma told me all this. That's because I am too young to remember. Later, rhubarb dog died, and grandma was quite sad!

The dogs I have come into contact with, including Benben. Benben is not my dog, he is a member of my second aunt's family. As I often go to my aunt's house, I know her very well. I grew up looking stupid (saying this as if I were a stupid elder). He is called stupid, because when he was a child, he couldn't stand with a limp. Seeing him like this, I naturally thought of the word "stupid". So this glorious title was brought to him. I love being stupid. I like to buy him ham sausage with all my pocket money, and then sit by and watch him eat. Every time my second aunt mentions it, she always laughs. Later, Benben was drugged by a hateful person and died. I cried, but no one knew. I hate that man very much. He is so cruel that he killed my dear Benben. I hate him! ! !

Later, another dog came into my life. His name is Xiao Hu, which is the name of menstruation. It's so lively when you listen. That's amazing! He used to live in Menstruation House, and Menstruation gave him to me when he saw that I loved him so much. But he belongs to my family and to me. Still, I'm satisfied.

He is very naughty and always likes to bite his pants. To this end, he got a lot of beatings from his grandmother. Every time grandma tries to hit him, I will stand in front of him. I can't bear to hear him cry. I got a lot of training from my grandmother for this, but I am willing (what a stupid person). But his life span is not long. In less than half a year, he suffered from heatstroke. I bought him ham sausage, and I seem to see stupid benzene. But he died anyway. I cried for three days, really, until my stomach ached and I had an intravenous drip. I miss him very much. Why is God so unfair? Why!

I really want to have a dog of my own, give him a nice name and give him ham sausage. Think about it!

I want to keep a small animal. I grew up with many wishes and dreams.

In my heart, there has always been an idea-to raise a small animal. When I was a child, I looked at the puppy outside the door and thought, if only I had a puppy, too.

I can't help laughing happily when I look at it. A few years later, when I grew up, my desire to keep small animals became stronger.

Because I saw many stray cats and dogs on the roadside. Some people have difficulty "walking" on the road; Some curled up in the corner and looked at passers-by with trepidation; Some people are so hungry that they have to find some leftovers in the trash can.

Every time I see these poor little things, I feel sad in my heart. Poor little life, who should be happy, is wandering around.

Why is God so unfair to them? Later, when I grew up and couldn't stand it, I told my mother my wish to raise a small animal. Who knows, my mother denied my idea without thinking.

Also said a lot of reasons why you can't keep small animals; What "our house is too small", what "there are a lot of bacteria on small animals", what "raising small animals will make you sick" and what "small animals are dirty and smelly, which is not easy to serve".

I also know that small animals are not clean and will be difficult to serve. However, I will take good care of it! Hey, I really can't bear to watch them loitering in the street. How pitiful! To this end, I have repeatedly begged my mother to raise a small animal, but my mother has repeatedly opposed it.

No matter what I say, my mother always says "wait, wait". Until when? What's the point when I'm old! Now, I still have this little wish in my heart-to raise a small animal, which is what I have always wanted to do. I don't know when I can realize this wish. .

4. "I want to raise a puppy" composition, about 100 words, anxious I have many wishes and dreams since I was a child.

In my heart, there has always been a wish-to have a puppy. When I was a child, I looked at the puppy outside the door and thought, if only I had a puppy, too. I can't help laughing at the thought of its playful appearance.

When I grow up, I want a puppy more strongly. Because I saw many stray dogs on the road, some of them had difficulty "walking" on the road; Some squatted in the corner and looked at passers-by with trepidation; Some people are so hungry that they have to find something to eat in the trash can.

Every time I see these poor puppies, I feel sad. Poor little life, who should be happy, is wandering around. Why is God so unfair to them? I couldn't stand it anymore, so I told my mother my wish to have a puppy.

Who knows, mom didn't even think about it, so she vetoed it and said a lot of reasons why she couldn't have a dog. What "our house is too small", what "dogs have a lot of bacteria" and what "dogs are difficult to keep" … I also know that dogs are not very clean and will be difficult to keep, but I will take good care of them! Well, I really can't bear to watch them wandering in the street. How pitiful! Now, I still have this little wish in my heart-to have a puppy, which is what I have always wanted to do most. I don't know when this wish will come true. .

5. Composition: I want to keep a puppy. 1000 word fast dog is our good friend. It is full of spirituality and can understand human language. It is people's favorite pet.

I also like to keep puppies, but my parents just won't keep them for me. On a sunny day, I received a special and meaningful gift, which taught me to be responsible and caring, and how to take care of a small life. This gift is a puppy given to me by my parents. I just came home from school that day.

I heard a strange and familiar voice as soon as I entered the door. What is that? I hesitated for a moment. Oh, that's a puppy's voice. "This is too strange. My family has never had a dog. Why did such a guest suddenly appear? " I was puzzled and kept nagging.

I walked slowly up the stairs step by step. I dare not take a breath through my nose, or even make footsteps, for fear that it will come at me. When I came to the living room, I saw a puppy barking at me.

When I first saw it, I thought the puppy wanted to eat me, but I looked at it carefully: a milky white hair, watery eyes, big ears, a black nose, wagging its tail, and the moving sound was particularly cute. So, I went to hug it, but the puppy, like a ninja in Japanese comics, "flashed" quickly.

So, I chased the puppy desperately, played 300 rounds with it, and finally subdued it. I held the puppy in my arms, stroked its fur gently and said, "Puppy, why are you here?" But it closed its eyes and enjoyed what I gave it.

After a while, mom came back. I walked up to my mother with my puppy in my arms and said, "Mom, why did a puppy come to my house?" Mother touched the puppy and said with a smile, "Your aunt's big dog gave birth to several puppies and gave us one." I suddenly realized that I had misunderstood before.

I'm thinking, this puppy doesn't have a name yet, so let's give it a name. I thought about it after careful consideration. Let's call it Aogou. I hope it can be as precious as Tibetan mastiff in Tibet after my upbringing. I remember once, this puppy really made me love and hate.

That day, my mother asked me to help the dog bathe. I was dumbfounded at once, thinking, "I can't even take care of myself, and I said I would help the puppy bathe." Isn't this a big joke? " Mother said, "can't you see that the puppy is dirty?" You have grown up, you should do something. " Under the constant nagging of my mother, I had to agree.

I took the puppy to the bathroom and tied it with a rope. First, I brought a big basin full of water, and then I put the dog in it. But as soon as I put it in, the puppy was alive and kicking, and its mouth made noises from time to time. At first, I thought it was not used to taking a bath, wanted to escape, and caught it. But when I saw the steam rising badly, I realized that the water was too hot and almost burned the dog. Then I changed a pot of water, and this time the puppy was very satisfied. It kept wagging its tail in the water, making water everywhere. I grabbed the puppy and said angrily, "Listen, puppy, pee everywhere, and you want me to clean it up later."

After that, I soaped the puppy, and it gently closed its eyes and enjoyed my service. In a short time, I washed the puppy, but I have to clean the bathroom again. I put the puppy aside and concentrated on cleaning, but the puppy made trouble for me and spilled water everywhere.

I am cleaning, but he is playing with water and having a good time. Alas, this puppy really wants to play me to death.

I have to marvel that this puppy really makes me love and hate. I love the puppy, it brings me unlimited fun, it is my most sincere friend; I love the puppy. It makes me a caring and responsible boy. It is my greatest teacher. I like puppies. They let me know the value of life. They are my most respected doctors.

6. I want a dog. I grew up with many wishes and dreams. In my heart, there has always been a wish-to have a puppy.

When I was a child, I looked at the puppy outside the door and thought, if only I had a puppy, too. I can't help laughing at the thought of its playful appearance. When I grow up, I want a puppy more strongly. Because I saw many stray dogs on the road, some of them had difficulty "walking" on the road; Some squatted in the corner and looked at passers-by with trepidation; Some people are so hungry that they have to find something to eat in the trash can. Every time I see these poor puppies, I feel sad. Poor little life, who should be happy, is wandering around. Why is God so unfair to them? I couldn't stand it anymore, so I told my mother my wish to have a puppy.

Who knows, mom didn't even think about it, so she vetoed it and said a lot of reasons why she couldn't have a dog. What "our house is too small", what "dogs have a lot of bacteria" and what "dogs are difficult to keep" … I also know that dogs are not very clean and will be difficult to keep, but I will take good care of them! Well, I really can't bear to watch them wandering in the street. How pitiful!

Now, I still have this little wish in my heart-to have a puppy, which is what I have always wanted to do most. I don't know when this wish will come true.

7. "I want to raise a puppy" composition, about 100 words, anxious I have many wishes and dreams since I was a child. In my heart, there has always been a wish-to have a puppy.

When I was a child, I looked at the puppy outside the door and thought, if only I had a puppy, too. I can't help laughing at the thought of its playful appearance. When I grow up, I want a puppy more strongly. Because I saw many stray dogs on the road, some of them had difficulty "walking" on the road; Some squatted in the corner and looked at passers-by with trepidation; Some people are so hungry that they have to find something to eat in the trash can. Every time I see these poor puppies, I feel sad. Poor little life, who should be happy, is wandering around. Why is God so unfair to them? I couldn't stand it anymore, so I told my mother my wish to have a puppy.

Who knows, mom didn't even think about it, so she vetoed it and said a lot of reasons why she couldn't have a dog. What "our house is too small", what "dogs have a lot of bacteria" and what "dogs are difficult to keep" … I also know that dogs are not very clean and will be difficult to keep, but I will take good care of them! Well, I really can't bear to watch them wandering in the street. How pitiful!

Now, I still have this little wish in my heart-to have a puppy, which is what I have always wanted to do most. I don't know when this wish will come true.

8. I want to have a puppy.

Wang Shu, Class 4, No.3 Primary School, Zhaoyang District, Zhaotong City, Yunnan Province

In the morning, the sun exposed half of her face, like a shy little girl. The "woof woof" puppy got up happily. He is like a punctual alarm clock, which calls every day before dawn.

I get up. First, I go upstairs, stretch my legs, bend over and do morning exercises. At this time, the puppy came running happily, rubbed my foot with his head, and snorted from time to time. Needless to say, it is going to have breakfast. I grabbed a handful of rice and put it in the bowl. Before I could put the soup and vegetables, the greedy cat had eaten them, and even snorted from time to time, as if to say, "Thank you, little master!" " "

In the afternoon, the sun is shining, and the breeze gently blows the plane trees on the roadside. I stayed at home bored, found the pleasure of sleeping late on my side, and suddenly had an idea. So I found two ropes and tied Huanhuan's legs quietly. Huanhuan woke up, struggling, tossing and turning painfully, eyes full of begging eyes, but I smiled happily. At this time, my father came, ran to Huanhuan, untied the rope and severely criticized me. Huanhuan stopped talking to me. I really regret it. I should know better.

After that, I brought Huanhuan's favorite milk and put it in front of it. He didn't even look. Finally, I took the bread and sincerely apologized to Huanhuan, who seemed to forgive me.

Huanhuan is the object of my talk. When I have troubles and grievances, it is my most loyal friend. That time, I was misunderstood by my classmates at school. When I got home, I threw myself on the bed and cried. At this time, Huanhuan came, moaning at the bedside and expressing concern and comfort in its unique way. So I held Huanhuan and poured out my grievances to it. Huanhuan seemed to understand, leaned against me and hummed softly.

This is my happiness, cuteness and liveliness. Listen to my pain and be happy.

9. The new puppy wants to write a composition. How to write that there is a little white dog in my house? It is covered with snow-white hair and feels soft, like wearing a clean white sweater; A pair of big eyes turn straight, like two black gems; There are small ears on the top of the head, and the nose is flat and often wet. Grandma said that this is a sign of dog health; The pointed tail is very flexible and often swings from side to side, but if you hurt the little white dog, it will bark with its tail between its legs, which is a bit like "running away with its tail between its legs" in the book. I like watching little white dogs eat best. One day, I took a piece of meat. The little white dog saw it and ran around me. I spit out the meat, and the little white dog jumped up and bit with his mouth open. Then it presses the meat with its front foot and tears it bit by bit with its teeth. It was really delicious, and it soon fell down. After eating, it licked its mouth with its tongue, as if remembering the delicious meal just now. You can also contribute.

Little white dog is fun to sleep. When the weather is warm, the little white dog likes to sleep on the ground, with his front legs extended forward and his hind legs extended backward, or lying comfortably with his feet pointing in the same direction. When winter comes, the little white dog is afraid of the cold. He buried his head tightly between his legs and curled up to sleep. If the little white dog is happy, he will sleep on all fours and his stomach will swell with breathing. The little white dog woke up and stretched himself. It stretched out its front feet very long, took a deep breath and arched itself. It's very cute.

My mother sometimes sits in the living room knitting a sweater. When she was not careful, the wool ball rolled to the ground. When the little white dog's ears move, it rushes over like lightning, and its flexible big eyes keep looking for it. Then, when he jumped, he held the ball tightly and played happily. It jumps around, rolls the ball to the left, rolls it to the right, and slaps it with its front paws, just like a child playing with a ball. How interesting!

The little white dog is not only cute, but also smart. One night, we took the little white dog for a walk. Walking, I suddenly found that the little white dog behind me was gone. Where the hell did it go? There are so many roads here, will the little white dog get lost? We hurried to look for it, but we couldn't find it for a long time. I don't know if the little white dog was stolen or went somewhere else. My mother and I are anxious like ants on hot bricks, running around, but we can't see the little white dog. Finally, we got tired of looking. Dad said, "Let's go home!" Along the way, I was so sad that I kept thinking about the little white dog and didn't want to say a word. When I walked up the stairs, I heard a puppy barking. "Could it be our little white dog?" I think like this, three steps and two steps, quickly rushed up the stairs, where the little white dog has been waiting for a long time. Seeing us back, the little white dog shook its tail at once. "ah! Little white dog! " I cried happily and picked up the little white dog. I was extremely happy.

I really like this cute and clever little white dog.