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The princess of the Han Dynasty was pregnant and gave birth on the way to distant marriage, and then founded the country on the spot. What country is this?

This story looks absurd and the plot is bloody. It feels easier to build a country than to play house with children. However, it is indeed recorded in the "Records of the Western Regions of the Tang Dynasty" that King Politis married his wife Han Tu and married here. At that time, the war was raging, and the two roads were out of control. Therefore, the king's daughter was placed on a lonely mountain peak, going up and down on extremely dangerous ladders and cliffs, and the Wei Zhou police were arranged to patrol during the day and night. In March, the thief Fang Jing wanted to go home to play, and his daughter was pregnant ... The trial was very noisy. The servant called the envoy and said, Don't be special. It's God's ear. Every night in the middle of the night, a husband rode up from sun gear to meet him. ? ?

Let me explain the background first. In ancient times, we often used affinity to maintain and stabilize good relations between countries. In history, only after the reunification of the Ming Dynasty, neighboring small countries rarely harassed, so the Ming Dynasty basically did not adopt the policy of being close to the people, and it was the Tang Dynasty that stabilized the political power by being close to the people. ?

During the Han dynasty, the national strength was not strong. At that time, the strength of Xiongnu and other countries in the western regions was very strong, and the Han Dynasty could only maintain relations by kissing. But the emperor didn't want to marry the real princess to that remote and desolate place, so he had to steal columns, select some beautiful ladies in the palace, give them the title of princess, and then let them kiss. The same is true of Wang Zhaojun, who is not the real princess of the emperor. ?

At that time, Persia sent messengers to the Han Dynasty to ask for a kiss. The emperor can only choose one maid-in-waiting, give the princess a title, and let her go to Persia to marry the king of Persia. ? At that time, the traffic was inconvenient, and Persia was separated from the Han Dynasty by Wan Li. When this group of people slowly crossed Xinjiang and reached the present Pamirs, they had to wait for some time until the bandits were wiped out. So he chose a mountain with dangerous terrain and settled down. This wait is three months. ?

The bandits were finally wiped out. They thought they could speed up their trip now, but a news like a bolt from the blue caught them at once. What happened? So the princess is pregnant. ?

This is terrible. I will die in Persia, and there will be no good result when I go back to the Han Dynasty. As soon as the messenger and the princess discuss it, they will never give up and go nowhere, and build a country on the spot. ? Sounds like a joke. How can the founding of the country be so easy? But don't tell me, they really founded the country. In history, it was called the territory of Tuoguo. Moreover, this small country existed for a long time in history, and it was not ruled by the Central Plains until the Qing Dynasty. ?

After being conquered by the Qing Dynasty, his territory became a part of China. In the Republic of China, it became Puli County, and after the founding of the People's Republic of China, ethnic autonomy was implemented. Because Puli County is a gathering place for Tajiks, it was renamed Tashkurgan Tajik Autonomous County.

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