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How to reply funny when you are full?

Of course I'm full when I'm full Sometimes I want to speak fluent English, which makes me feel proud. Sometimes I want to solve a math problem and cheer for victory; Sometimes I want to go one more place and feel the joy of progress; Sometimes I want to sit in front of a small desk with a bright moon, turn on the small desk lamp, let the light illuminate a field, stay away from the noisy world, people who are right and wrong, quietly read a book they like and enjoy the washing of their hearts. There is always a loss. In order to dream, I have to play less and play less. I must be more serious, more serious. Sometimes I want to put down my pen, go out of the house, look up and laugh; Sometimes I want to run into the field and enjoy a beautiful day. Sometimes I want to drop my homework and chat with my good friends I haven't seen for many days. Sometimes I want to relive my childhood games and see my friends' smug smiles. Sometimes I want to throw away my schoolbag and run barefoot in the street; Sometimes I want to give up this headache and go out to be naughty for a while; Sometimes I want to do less homework and be lazy. Some people study hard to make a living; Work hard for a living; It seems that all this is for two words-life. Also, in life, in order to survive, we use various means to fight and create, but in the end, who has not turned into a handful of loess and dissipated in the sea of people. However, Mr. Lu Xun once said, "Some people are alive, he is dead, some people are dead, he is dead". At first, I didn't understand this sentence very well, but I saw the social practice life from various materials: complex and interesting, unknown, and changeable. Here, I have met desperate couples and broke up; I also see people who unfortunately give their lives to support their families. I have also seen those homeless and helpless vagrants. I've also met people who are worth over 100 million yuan and have fun everywhere. There are many things in the world, and life is terrible. How many scenic spots can you stop and watch? How many people can make you miss each other? There are several ways to make money, ways to make money, ways to make money. However, it never occurred to people that it is difficult to buy back the money earned by youth. Money earned with life is hard to buy back. Money bought with happiness is hard to get back to happiness. The money that love wants is hard to get back. The money earned by time is hard to earn back. Even if you get the world's money, the world's money can't buy back your life. You know, even if you have a lot of money, what is the use? People in this society, listen carefully: you are not slaves of money. Don't be controlled by money. The pace of life often goes too hastily. Learn to stop and smile at the situation. Sit down and enjoy the flowers, calm down and look at yourself. Don't bury your head in the road, the road will end, miss the wonderful, miss it.