A sweet and provocative homophonic joke [collection]

A sweet and provocative homophonic joke that you will learn as soon as you learn it (I) 1. You don't even kiss me. What are you kissing? Tsingtao beer?

Touch the scene, and you will occupy the world and touch life.

3. Yang poisoning, Ouyang Feng detoxification. He said to the little dragon girl: Don't look at me. The little dragon girl received: Green … green grass has become more fragrant to me?

It's cold, but my bed doesn't want me to lie alone. It said I had to lie next to you, and then I realized that I loved you because it was called Wo.

Everyone is a hamburger. Why are you all stupid and I am a baby?

6. On an island recently, my friend asked me which island I was on. I am on a poor island.

7. Medusa petrified the wife of a general. The general was furious: "Dare to petrify my wife!" Medusa: Hatred … Lonely birds sing their sadness?

8. Grandma's doorknob is thick and there is a noise when opening the door. I didn't know until I asked later. This is called being careless.

9. You want to find Ouyang Xiu.

10. I ate a lot of peanuts, and the more I ate, the happier I became. I checked, and it turns out that eating peanuts is a good thing.

1 1. The tiger in the zoo gave the lion green. Why? Because the tiger has a green lion qualification certificate.

12. Mushrooms were walking on the road and were hit by oranges. "I have no eyes, go to hell," said the mushroom angrily. "Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die. .

13. I ironed clothes today, but no matter how I iron them, they will wrinkle. I said don't wrinkle, don't wrinkle, don't go.

14. Know why the fox can't stand up, because he is cunning.

15. "I may be a loach", "Why" and "Because I like loach"

16. You have to fill in personal information when you enter the door, so your identity becomes a secret: "Fill it quietly, fill it quietly, and leave a little secret".

17. the Monkey King's golden hoop is missing. The Monkey King asked the earth god, "Where is my golden cudgel?" "Great Sage, your golden hoop is great, because it suits your hairstyle."

18. If you don't love me, there is no result. I have a lot of things to do, and I still love my job.

19. Do you know why Jackson Yi doesn't go shopping at night? I don't know, because the shop will close at night.

20. One day, Little Bear looked for his book everywhere: "Where is my book?" "Yes, where did I lose?"

A sweet and provocative homophonic joke that you will learn as soon as you learn it (2)1. The bear has a flower, but it has withered. Bear said sadly, flowers, don't wither. Did you hear that? Do not cry.

22. I am easy to get along with, but I can't get along well. Find my own reasons.

23. One day, this duckling was reading a book, and another duckling said it was time to eat. Close the book quickly and make up with the good duck.

A hunter killed a fox, and then the hunter died. The fox said, ha ha ha, I am a reflection fox.

25. Coal won't catch fire. It turned out to be a coal fault.

26. Am I short, short, short or short? Do you hear me or love?

27. If Ouyang Xiu can't do it, go to Wang Zhihuan.

28. Both shrimp and mussel got 100. The teacher asked whose shrimp you copied. Shrimp said, "I copied mussels." The teacher said, "What are you good at?"

29. The dragon thanked the crab for cooking it, so it was kind of the crab to cook it.

30. I accidentally hit my knee when I just went out. It's a pity that I hit my knee. Did you hear that?

3 1. If Huang Ting can't find it, go and find it-ah.

32. The male shark was shocked by the female shark and took two photos. When he arrived at the police station, the policeman asked him why. He said indignantly, "I just want to take two photos with her."

33. The children's chocolates melted to the ground. Children say it looks like mud, like mud. Did you hear that? I miss you so much.

34. You don't even reply to my messages. Do you still sell Sichuan pork?

35. I asked my friends in Chengdu why they love Rei Kawakubo so much. He said, "If you wear it for a long time, you will be safe." .

36. I have a stomachache at midnight. I said, "Stomach, can you stop?" The stomach said, "My name is not stomach, but Chu Xun Yu."

37. How is the door handle of the company meeting room broken? The boss is worried.

38. Even I don't want it, so what do you want, a meal?

39. I seem to have gained weight. I will accompany you to lose weight. We will give up eating meat.

40. Why does Conan always wear that suit? Because he was afraid of being said, Oh, it's a new dress!