Christmas greetings

1, I heard that you are going to lay eggs in a few days, really? Then I must wish you a happy egg laying (Christmas)! Your balls will be full moon again in a few days, so I wish you a happy New Year's Day in advance!

2, a person's Christmas Eve is very cold! Christmas Eve for two, cheating! Will you cheat with me tonight? I just want to say to you on Christmas Eve: I like your Christmas present!

3. If you are Christmas, I am New Year's Day, you are Santa Claus, I am a reindeer doffer, you are Santa Claus and I am Santa Claus. Merry Christmas!

Snowflakes falling in the sky, just like my mood, keep spreading my thoughts, trying to run to you from the other side of the distance, unable to accompany me, willing to turn into snowflakes, making the people you hit upset.

If you didn't get my Christmas present today, it must be because there is a big hole in your sock! Make up quickly! !

Here are special greetings and best wishes-Merry Christmas to you!

7. I made a wish to Santa Claus on Christmas Eve: I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you will receive my full blessing to warm your heart and feet!

8. I want to say something every Christmas, but I have no chance. Now I can't hold on any longer. Please take away the socks you left on my sofa! !

9. God said: Happiness means having a grateful heart, a healthy body, a satisfactory job, a person who loves you deeply and a group of trustworthy friends. You will have everything! Merry Christmas!

10, in order to thank you for your concern and support over the years, we will have a big prize before Christmas! Anyone who has a certain position in my heart will get a Christmas message worth 10 yuan RMB from me.

1 1, zero in the exam is called duck egg, bad behavior is called bad guy, empty head is called idiot, fire is called fuck off, alas, that's called finished, and eggs that can't be eaten are called leftover eggs-Merry Christmas!

12, a handsome guy came out of your chimney on the night of the 24th. Don't panic, it's Santa Claus! He had plastic surgery in Korea. He wanted to surprise everyone. I just told you not to tell anyone.

13, last Christmas, you put a diamond ring in my socks, and I washed your smelly socks for a year; God gives me another chance, and I will say, wash your socks! For life! I love you, honey.

14 Merry Christmas ★. In order to save paper, you don't need to send me a Christmas card today. Please write your congratulatory message directly on the largest possible paper money! ∴ ☆ ∴☆ ★

15, Christmas can be celebrated without snowflakes, even if it is not romantic. With the blessing, I feel warm even in the cold winter. On Christmas Eve, I made a wish: May happiness accompany you all your life! May your gifts pile up like a mountain

16, Christmas is near a hundred flowers. One incense gives you a cash cow, two incense gives you expensive hands, three incense gives you a good mood, and four incense gives you no worries. Five kinds of perfumes give you a full box of money. Six fragrances give you eternal health!

17, the most embarrassing thing of Christmas: picking up the turkey and thinking of bird flu; I am afraid of a bomb when I receive a gift; Carrying a pocket on your shoulder is like picking up junk; Grow a beard and dress up as a terrorist-bin Laden.

18, Christmas greetings are sent everywhere. The East sends you a cash cow, the West sends you eternal happiness, the South sends you the road to success, and the North sends you money to Man Cang. From all directions, all the treasures were sent as collateral. Merry Christmas.

19, bad news and good news. The bad news is: Santa Claus lost his gift bag; And the good news is: he still has my gift for you, because it is a warm word: Merry Christmas!

20. Five prohibitions on Christmas: no pretending to be busy at work, no forgetting me when you get rich, no not helping me when you are in trouble, and no eating chocolate without calling me! Don't think about me when you are free! Hope to implement it seriously!

On Christmas Eve, I made a wish to Santa Claus: I hope that no matter how smelly your feet are, when you put on your socks tomorrow morning, you can

Accept my blessing from Santa Claus to warm your heart and feet!

Say in Chinese: Merry Christmas! Say in English: merrixmas! Say to yourself: when do I want a Christmas present?

Give it to me?

When winter comes, I hope you will always be healthy and happy, just like a kettle on the stove, even if your ass burns red.

Red, still whistling happily, risking nose bubbles happily.

I will turn all my happiness into cream, knead all my blessings into chocolate, make a cake with happiness forever ... and throw it at you. And say

Merry Christmas!

I am a man who once hurt his mouth in Geshi Street and believed in mud. Coconut is a man who kisses me in the new year. Kiss my waist and grab short mud by mail. I promise to mark food on my letter!

My waist is narrow, scaring the wild orangutans to loosen the mud! Ah! Qin lowlands, go to the mud! Merry Christmas!

On this beautiful day, there are no beautiful words, no sentimental words, no exquisite gifts, only affectionate friends.

Bless you, Merry Christmas!

Kind-hearted old people drive the snow pulled by safe, healthy, rich, happy, handsome, pure and promising reindeer.

The sleigh brought you a gift from God. Just forget it． They all belong to you.

Bird flu didn't scare you, and chicken plague didn't kill your spirit of working hard for the continuation of your family. I decided to see you again.

Walking into the delivery room, I silently bless you: Happy egg laying!

The white snow flowers in the sky are magnificent and are the essence of herbal salt. I want to use it to protect my oral health, fresh and happy.

Say my best wishes to you: Merry Christmas!

Wanted order: An old man with a white beard and a red robe often sneaks into residents' homes at night and puts happy and deadly things, the discoverer.

Please call the police immediately. The alarm code is: Merry Christmas. You will get lifelong happiness in return.

That happy day is coming, let's celebrate together. Although you have been proved to be a mammal, you

Our uniqueness still makes us sincerely greet you: happy spawning, platypus friend.

Dress up a Christmas tree in your heart: crispy books are your life, navy ribbons are family ties, and golden wind chimes are.

Friendship, red star is love, all represent deep blessings: a good Christmas mood.

Christmas is coming, the chickens in the yard are running hard to make snow dolls, and the toy story in the house begins.

Come and decorate the Christmas tree. Everyone is singing the same song: a girl without sadness.

The ice and snow in the northern hemisphere and the sunny beaches in the southern hemisphere bless people in different situations. It's like Luming Literature bells at the moment.

Lighthearted mood: Merry Christmas.

Sunshine flows through your fingers, and snowflakes fall with the bell. The Christmas bell rings and the heart of blessing melts with the beating candlelight.

Light the snow that falls on you … Merry Christmas!

Wave when you feel happy, stamp your feet when you feel happy, and shake your head when you feel happy. Merry Christmas

Happy, crazy.

Christmas is coming, so I decided to give you 1 cent.

Don't underestimate it!

Yes 10:

1 admire, 1 miss, 1 care, 1 attachment, 1 care,

1 love, 1 tenderness, 1 consideration, 1 pity, 1 wish.

Before the snow falls,

The Christmas tree hasn't grown tall yet.

The Christmas lights are not on yet,

The turkey is not cooked yet,

Socks haven't been hung on the window yet,

Before the gift is ready,

Merry Christmas to you *

Meeting is a melodious song,

Acquaintance is wine,

Get along with the geese flying south,

Knowing each other is with Gu Teng.

Peace of mind will always bless you silently,

Happiness and peace will always be with you. Merry Christmas!

Let the stars become my eyes and care for you all night;

Let the breeze turn into my smile and smooth your new movements;

Let all the beautiful things turn into my blessings and accompany you forever.

It still snows heavily at Christmas, but where are you, dear? Santa Claus took my blessing to find you, and finally found it. Come back and tell me: don't worry, the pigsty he sleeps in is really warm!

I would like to be the brightest star in the night sky and spend every night with you. When you feel tired and look up at the starry sky, a little star in the sky is my endless blessing to you. I wish you a merry Christmas, happiness and peace!

Sadness can be ignored, and happiness can be accumulated. From the ringing of Christmas bells to endless days, happiness is endless. With my blessing, the limit is endless!

If a handsome young man comes out of your chimney on the evening of the 24th of this month, don't panic, it's Santa Claus! He had plastic surgery. He did it in Korea. He wanted to surprise everyone. I'll just tell you, don't tell anyone.

On a snowy day, I miss you not only, but also with hope and loneliness. There are endless thoughts between my fingers, a beautiful Christmas and a peaceful night. A person has walked a long way. Write a love poem. May you feel warm and sweet before going to bed. ...

If you believe that angels are on earth, then flying snowflakes are the light wings of angels; If you believe that Santa Claus will come, then my warm blessing is the most beautiful gift: Merry Christmas!

The most embarrassing thing about Christmas: picking up the turkey and thinking of bird flu; Receiving gifts is afraid of nuclear bombs; Carrying a pocket on your shoulder is like picking up junk; Growing a beard caused a big riot-my God! Bin Laden reappears!

The moment of fireworks is happiness, the moment of meteor is prayer, and the moment of missing is touching, and I just want you to understand at the moment you see the message: I sincerely wish you a happy life! Merry Christmas!

What do you want to do on Christmas Eve? Want to get rich? Want to get lucky? Want to be an official? Want to become famous overnight? Want to stay young forever? Do you want people all over the world to be crazy about you? ——————————— Stop dreaming, wash your feet and sleep!

On this beautiful Christmas Eve, the Lord said that one of my wishes could come true. I took out my globe and said, I want world peace! The Lord said it was too difficult! I took out your photo and said, make this person beautiful! God sweated and said, "Bring me the globe and let me have a look!"

On Christmas eve, it's raining, wet, very wet ... you just stare at the cold window. I came over and said to you gently, "Wang Cai, go in. Santa won't send bones." .

Did you have a good time on Christmas Eve? To tell you, I have changed my job, and now I work in a bank, not far from you. Come to me when you have time, call my name at the bank, and I'll know. Yes, I changed my name. That's too vulgar. I'll call sister Qiang first.

On behalf of the Central Committee, the State Council, the National People's Congress, the Central Military Commission and the offices of Hong Kong, Macao and Taiwan in the State Council, I would like to lodge the strongest protest to you: Why didn't Taiwan Province Province remain on the map of China after you wet the bed on Christmas Eve?

Your happiness, I will build; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer.

Dude, you're going to invite me to dinner on Christmas Eve. If you don't meet my requirements, I'll write your mobile phone number on the wall and add two words in front of it: apply for a certificate.

I'm really scared to hear that you have been trafficked. Although you grew up with dementia, it is harmless to society. Who is so bold as to dare to sell you? I'm worried about him. It's strange to sell it!