A brief introduction to Princess Wuyang, the daughter of Emperor Wu of Jin Dynasty. Who did Princess Wuyang marry?

Character Life Bath Bean

The following content is excerpted from "The Sorrow of the Fragrant Toilet - Princess Wuyang" by Shang Ailan in "The Chinese Princess".

When Wang Dun just got married to the princess, he went to the toilet and saw dried dates in a lacquer box. They were originally used to block the nose. Wang Dun thought there were fruits in the toilet, so he ate them all. . When she came out, the maid carried a gold bath tray filled with water and a glass bowl filled with bath beans. Wang Dun poured the bath beans into the water and drank them, thinking they were dry food. The maids covered their mouths and laughed at him. Going to the toilet

Once, the rich man Shi Chong entertained a guest. Needless to say, there were delicacies on the table, and there were more than ten beautiful maids waiting in a row in his toilet alone. These maids were all dressed in beautiful clothes and gorgeous jewelry, and each held a tray in their hands, which contained hand towels, incense powder (a fried powder), perfume (agarwood juice), clean clothes, hot water, etc. When the guests see this posture, they are probably very shy and would rather hold in their pee or urine. Most people would have trouble excreting when they see a group of beauties around them, no matter how urgent they are to urinate. However, Wang Dun didn't care, he went to the toilet with his head held high, and he accepted all the toilet services calmly.

After he came out, the maids whispered: "This person will be a good material for being a bandit in the future!"

Just by going to the toilet, you can judge that a person will be a rebel. Thief, maybe there is insufficient basis. However, don't underestimate the eyes of maids. What they see is mostly the private side of a person, and they know their true nature best. In particular, the maids of Shi Chong's family are considered numerous people. With a little observation and comparison, you can identify this person with 70% to 80% accuracy.

What happened next was so horrific that no one would doubt the judgment of the "restroom waitress". During the banquet

During the banquet, Shi Chong asked some beautiful maids to persuade the guests to drink. Some guests were too drunk and said they could not drink. Shi Chong said: "Any beauty who cannot persuade the guest to finish the wine in front of her will be pushed out and beheaded." The guests did not dare to insist, so they drank all the wine while the persuading girl coaxed and persuaded her. But when he arrived at Wang Dun's place, he said that if he didn't want to drink, he just wouldn't drink. It depends on what Shi Chong dares to do. Sure enough, Shi Chong ordered the girl to be killed, and another one came up to persuade her. Three of them were replaced, and three were killed in a row. But Wang Dun remained calm and refused to drink. Even the guest couldn't bear to look at it and advised him to drink the wine to avoid killing the beauty again. Wang Dun said: "He killed his beauty, what does it have to do with me!"

The "toilet maid" was relatively lucky, and she only served "shamelessly". The "restaurant waitress" was much more unfortunate. She was killed because she served a "cold-hearted" person. The Prince Consort

It was this "born rebel" who was later recruited by the royal family as the Prince Consort. When he first became the consort, Wang Dun had to extinguish his arrogance. He looked more like a "country bumpkin" with an honest look. The princess's maids all treated him as a joke in private.

The toilet in the Princess Mansion was even more confusing to him. When he went to the toilet, he found a paint box. He opened it and saw some dried dates inside. Are snacks provided in the toilet? He grabbed a handful and finished the dates. Looking back, I saw another glass bowl with bean cakes in it. He thought, he was full, why should he still eat? The princess won't serve meals in the toilet, right? Then he finished the bean cake again. Fortunately, the princess did not have a milk bath in the tub, otherwise he would have drank up the huge "bowl" of milk.

When the maids came in to clean up, they all laughed to death. This dried jujube is used to plug the nostrils to block the odor (actually this method is not good, the nostrils are blocked and the mouth is opened wide to breathe. The correct method should be to put a little charcoal in the toilet). Bean cake is actually "bath bean", which is ancient soap. It is made of bean powder and pig pancreas (or lard) mixed and condensed into a block.

Princess Wuyang will definitely not like this person who does not even know "Soap", and the maids dare to laugh at him even more. Wang Dun's every move is a joke. The maids have fresh information about him every day. When they see him coming, they feel like seeing the "ugly star".

I'm afraid Wang Dun said in his heart countless times: "These little girls, if you dare to laugh at me, watch me kill you!" In his opinion, killing a maid is the same as trampling to death. A cabbage white butterfly is about the same. It was only because of the boss of the "Little Girls Movies" that he didn't dare to take action and suppressed a sigh of cowardice. Princess

After the death of Princess Wuyang’s father, Sima Yan, *** Emperor Hui of Jin succeeded to the throne. The various kings with royal blood were dissatisfied and began a sixteen-year succession war, known in history as the "Eight Kings Rebellion". Wang Dun controlled the army and was promoted during the chaos. In order to travel lightly and run faster, he used the excuse that the road was difficult and dangerous and there were too many bandits and thieves, so he abandoned the princess halfway. The princess's maids, those who had served and laughed at him, and more than a hundred of them, were all regarded by him as comfort gifts and rewarded to his soldiers. The history books were cut off at this point. There is no record of the princess' subsequent fate. Rebellion

Later, Wang Dun supported Langya King Sima Rui as Emperor Yuan of Jin and established the Eastern Jin Dynasty. He became the prime minister and ruled the world together with the Sima family. There was a ballad at that time that said: "The king and his horse conquer the world." Sima wanted to end this situation of "interrupting the world", and why didn't Wang Dun want to end it soon? So he raised troops to attack Jiankang, the capital of the Eastern Jin Dynasty. This was what the maidservant had predicted, "This guest will definitely become a thief."

The army failed, and Wang Dun died of illness. In fact, it was just an illness at first and he was not dead yet. However, his subordinates and stepson did not want to respond to him, so they teamed up with the court to announce that he was dead. His stepson also organized a funeral for him, including a military band and an honor guard, which was quite grand. Wang Dun was too sick to get out of bed. When he heard that he was dead, he was so angry that he had to die. Family members

Father: Sima Yan, Emperor Wu of Jin

Aunt: Yang Yan

Husband: Wang Dun