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I urgently need a sketch, that is, a mother went to find her eldest son, but the second son didn't take her in, and finally the third son (fool) took her in. I urgently need it.

Essay "often go home to see"

Actor: Dad-Mom-Lili

The eldest son-eldest daughter-Tang Zhaojun's granddaughter-Liu Yiyun.

Second son-

Third son-third daughter-in-law-third grandson-fourth son-fourth daughter-in-law-

Scene 1:

Mom: I'm going to write a blessing this New Year's Day. As soon as this blessing is written, the atmosphere will be different immediately!

Mom: What did you write here?

Dad: Yes.

Mom: I asked you to write a blessing.

Dad: Yes, I believe it.

Dad: Four sons, all the news broadcasts were broadcast, and none of them came back for the New Year. How can I be unconvinced?

Mom: The children are very busy.

Dad: Are you too busy to eat New Year's Eve dinner?

Mom: Come on, today is the New Year. Can you let your face hang for a few years and have a rest?

Dad: My drooping face is just resting too much and I'm not used to them.

Dad: I have to write two more words and hang them up.

Mom: What did you write?

Dad: drooping!

Scenario 2:

(doorbell rings)

Mom: isn't it coming back?

Second son: Yes, yes, all right. Oh, sorry, I'm not fluent in English.

Second son: Ah, you need someone to tell me, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

Mom: Uh-huh.

Second son: You, * * * * * * * you made me understand. Please change someone else. I see, all right.

Second son: Sawadika, Sawadika. *****************

Mom: Talking about business, I didn't hear it. All this is to go international. How busy you are.

Scenario 3:

Grandson: Mom, I don't want to go to grandpa's house.

First wife: Why?

Grandson: Grandpa can't get online.

Grandson: Good son, hold on, we'll leave soon.

Eldest son: How to educate children?

Eldest son: Son, what are we doing here?

Grandson: Happy New Year to my grandparents.

Eldest son: What's our slogan again?

Eldest son, eldest daughter-in-law, eldest grandson: carry it to 12 together.

Eldest son, eldest daughter-in-law: Hey, good son.

(doorbell rings)

Mom: Hey, here we are.

Eldest son and daughter-in-law: Mom ~

Mom: Right, right.

Grandson: Happy New Year, Grandma.

Mom: Good grandson, grandma gave me money. One year older. Go and see grandpa.

Grandson: Happy New Year, Grandpa.

Dad: Happy New Year. Grandpa has no lucky money.

Grandson: I don't want lucky money.

Dad: Both the computer and the Internet are for you. Go, go online.

Grandson: Thank you, Grandpa. That's very kind of you.

Eldest son: Dad, Old Four is back.

Mom: the new wife comes to the door, and mom pays.

Fourth daughter-in-law: Thank you, Mom.

Scenario 4:

Third son: Mom and Dad, I brought my great grandson to you.

Third son: Come and see your grandson.

Mom: Grandpa looks at his grandson. Oh, call him grandpa.

Dad: Grandpa.

Grandson: Hey.

Grandma: Be bold.

Everyone: chat.

Mom: Call grandpa.

Everyone: Grandpa.

Everyone: Grandpa.

Second son: Hey, I heard it, I heard it. The signal inside is not good. What? Okay, okay, okay, okay, bye, bye. Fourth son: Brother Niu, this business has been internationalized.

Second son: What?

Scenario 5:

Mother shouted: wash your hands and eat.

(A text message rings and the player takes out his mobile phone to check it. ) SMS reminder: You have a new SMS!

Second son: This news is very interesting.

Mom shouted again: hey, wash your hands and eat.

All children and daughters-in-law: Have a meal (SMS continues to ring, everyone is still looking at their mobile phones)

Fourth daughter-in-law to fourth son: Stop sending messages.

Dad angrily threw down the newspaper and entered the room. )

The third son said to the third daughter-in-law, let's talk about it later. It's at my dad's.

The third son said to the second son: Dad is angry.

Second son: OK, OK.

Everybody: Eat, eat, eat, eat, hurry up.

Scene 6:

Third son: What are you doing?

Third daughter-in-law: I'm telling you, I drank three cups in a row at the dinner table and pretended to be drunk and left.

Third son: Oh, it's not easy to come back for the New Year. Only three cups, too few.

Third daughter-in-law: What's missing? You must not save room for my father to drink.

Third son: What the hell? Drinking with your dad?

Third daughter-in-law: Ah

Third son: Then your father is like a thousand-year-old ginseng, soaking in the jar every day. If I stay with him tonight, I won't become a wolfberry tomorrow morning.

Third daughter-in-law: I said you

Third son: OK, OK, I see.

Third daughter-in-law: I'm not finished yet. Why did you leave?

Scenario 7:

First daughter-in-law: How much lucky money do I give you?

Grandson: Four hundred.

First wife: 400. Who gave it to you?

Grandson: Grandpa gives 200 and Grandma gives 200.

First Daughter-in-law: Good son, then others didn't give it to you?

Grandson: No.

First daughter-in-law: Hmm ~

Grandson: Oh, I almost forgot, uncle's.

First daughter-in-law: Good boy, did my uncle give it to you?

Grandson: No.

First daughter-in-law: Hmm ~

Grandson: Oh, I almost forgot again, uncle's.

First daughter-in-law: Ah, my second uncle gave you so much.

Grandson: A thousand.

First Daughter-in-law: Bao Er, listen to your mother and pay back the money.

Grandson: Ah.

First daughter-in-law: Your second uncle owes our family money. If you want to accept this thousand, he won't pay us back 50 thousand. Be a good boy and listen to your mother. Grandson: Mom, don't give it back. I want to buy Spider-Man.

First daughter-in-law: I'll ask your father to play it for you.

Grandson: You always lie.

First daughter-in-law: Mom will play it for you now.

Grandson: You lied again. This is spider essence.

First Daughter-in-law: Hey, you unlucky child.

Scene 8:

Eldest son: Third son, come out and have a cigarette.

Third son: Oh, good, good, good.

Eldest son: Not the third, can you control your daughter-in-law? Ah, why? Where is she? Who are you looking down at? What happened to New Year's Eve? Is it necessary to pull a long face compared with dad?

Third son: not big brother.

Eldest son: I'm not talking about you, but I can see that you are in a hurry. Listen to her. Yo, it's nine o'clock, yo, ten o'clock, yo, eleven o'clock. I have been waiting for her, you know? If I don't stare at her, I'm sure she can tell.

Third daughter-in-law: Yo, it's half past eleven.

Eldest son: Did you hear that, alarm clock?

Third son: No, big brother.

Eldest son: It's not like Big Brother has to talk about you. What's the hurry? What's the hurry? Just because your family is a little worried, right? Ah, come back for the Spring Festival.

What is home for? Go home for reunion in the New Year. Do you know that?/You know what? 12 can't get out? What time is it now? You can't stand half an hour.

Scenario 9:

Fourth son: Happy New Year, Big Brother.

Fourth daughter-in-law: Happy New Year, Big Brother.

Third son: Big brother.

Fourth son: Just listen to the eldest brother.

Fourth daughter-in-law: Let's go first.

Eldest son: Old four, why are you going?

Fourth son: Go back.

Eldest son: Who told you to go?

Fourth son: Dad, I told Dad everything, and Dad smiled and agreed.

Third son: No, what did Dad say?

Fourth son: Dad said, let's go.

Third son: That's not funny either.

Eldest son: That's to let you go. I can't hear the lyrics. Come back.

Third son: You are really making trouble.

Plot 10:

Second son: Who's leaving?

Third son: Look at you, your second brother is anxious.

Second son: I just heard it. Let me tell you.

Three or four sons: second brother and second brother

Second son: That's all, that's all.

Sansizi: You drink too much and make people laugh.

Fourth daughter-in-law: Second brother, are you all right?

Second son: Nothing, nothing, sorry, I smiled. Come on, the waiter paid the bill.

Fourth daughter-in-law: Second brother, you have drunk too much.

Three or four sons: second brother

Second son: Wait, wait, don't help me. What did you just say? Do you know who I am? I'm telling you, I'm your God, you know? My customer is God, you know?

Second son: Call your foreman. Go, call your foreman. What are you doing? Is that all you got to say

First daughter-in-law: What's the matter? every day

Second son: Stand in a row. Who is the foreman? Tell me, who is the foreman?

Eldest son: Ignore him.

First wife: Every year.

The first 1 1 set:

Dad: Stop it.

Second son: Which table is it?

Sons: My father.

Dad: OK, let's all go home. We are also tired.

Fourth son: OK, let's go first.

Third son: Dad, let's go first.

Eldest son: Hey, don't go, carry it to 12.

First Daughter-in-law: Wait a minute.

Eldest son: It's almost time, you said you.

(Countdown: six, five, four, three, two, one)

Say to each other: Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Happy New Year, Mom and Dad, then let's go.

Mom: Go, watch the road in the dark.

Grandson: Goodbye, Grandma.

Mom: OK, goodbye, grandson.

Eldest son: Go to bed early, Dad.

Mom: Drive well, watch the road in the dark, and watch carefully.

Dad: OK, come back. Everyone has left.

Mom: Oh, it's good that this year has passed.

Dad: Is that all right? Adults cry, children make trouble.

Mom: Oh, dear.

Dad: Did you hear what the children said? I often go home to see it, but it didn't take long to see it. They're all errands. Mom: Be content. Do you think your family is having a bad year? That family is different. Then if it's all over, why should I wish you a happy New Year?

Mom: Happy New Year, old man!

Dad: Happy!

Plot 12:

Eldest son: Dad.

Dad: Alas.

Dad: What's left here?

Eldest son: No.

Mom: Why are you back? What is this? What's going on here?

Eldest son: Mom, well, when we went out just now, we just caught the fireworks. We just watched it together for a while. Sons: Very beautiful.

Eldest son: Yes, it's beautiful. Well, when we watched it, we remembered that when we were young, you always told us that when we grew up, we would all be released from home like this flower, and our flowers were released, leaving only empty barrels on the ground. We thought you and dad would come.

Eldest son: Mom, we just discussed it. All right, apply to stay with you tonight. Is it okay?

Everyone: Everyone lives here, everyone lives here.

Mom: I can't live in this house either. Can't live.

Dad: Go home, thank you.

Fourth son: Come on, Dad, can we stay? When we were young, there were so many people living in a small room of more than ten square meters. We are here tonight, all on the floor.

Everyone: Yes, on the floor. Let's go and pack.

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